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Kentucky’s Twelve Days of Christmas

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With little news to report on this Christmas Eve, I put together this little ditty, if only as an excuse to watch this over and over.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,
Calipari gave to me:
Twelve players dunking,
Eleven pints of Orange Leaf,
Ten recruits a dreaming,
Nine boards by Gillie,
Eighth title looming,
Seven banners hanging,
Six triple doubles,
Five first round picks!
Four fab freshman,
Three goggles up,
Two auto-lobs,
…and a unibrow on number twenty-three.

Think you can do better? Let’s hear it!

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

17 Comments for Kentucky’s Twelve Days of Christmas



  1. The chinstrap
    12:05 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    First



  2. Alan
    12:41 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me/ 12 Cards-a-cryin’/ 11 Wildcat Teabags/ 10 Cats-a-Threein’/ 9 TJ Slam Dunks/ 8 Blocks from Davis/ 7 Doron Daggers/ 6 Marquis Moments/ Fiiiiiive Whiiiite Boy Hooks/ 4 Miller Teadrops/ 3 Gog-gles/ 2 Gilly Jams and a Ring for Cal-i-par-i!!!!!



  3. ukcats7
    12:42 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    No. That’s pretty good.



  4. merry xmas
    1:26 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    3 has better flow. i think i like the original post’s content though.



  5. Catnuts
    1:41 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
    12 Hummers Humming
    11 Grippers Gripping
    10



  6. best1978
    1:58 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    3 is better



  7. SEC Fanatics
    2:18 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    12 months of bragging
    11 dykesisms sucking
    10 TarHeels not fouling
    9 Tard fans trolling
    8 th title coming
    7 banners hanging
    6 players drafted
    5 STAR RECRUITS
    Final 4 again
    Ricky 3 stacks
    2 losses only
    And Shabazz committing prompt-ly



  8. wildcatfan11
    2:23 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    haha! # 8 is really good too! these r good



  9. old_school
    2:43 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    Calipari had nothing to do with 7 banners hanging.



  10. old_school
    2:54 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, Calipari gave to me:
    12 (thousand) Hoosiers storming
    11 Free throws missing
    10 Losses last year
    9 Fan-based lectures
    8th Title unlikely
    7 Letters of inquiry
    6 NBA picks next year
    5 Seniors in ten years
    4 Vacated final ones
    3 Goggles approval
    2 point something GPA
    And One player first, Titles don’t count college basketball program



  11. the cat 24
    3:12 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    11. get the hell out of here and quit being jealous of what we got and what ur team will never get.



  12. backwoodzukfan
    3:24 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    Thanks, Ms Thompson – I really like that .. Oldschool i hope santa brings u a likable personality .. MERRY CHRISTMAS everybody & GO CATS !!



  13. Mandie
    8:39 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    8 is the best by far



  14. stop hatin
    10:21 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    On the twelfth day of Christmas Big Blue Nation gave to me:
    12 games played
    11’s post is ghey
    10 Cards a-chokin’
    9 Blocks per game
    8 wins by twenty
    7 future pros
    6 McDonald’s All Americans
    5 top ten plaaaaaaaays
    4 the White Boy Academy
    3 goggles flauntin’
    2 Portland studs
    and one hyphenated name to lead us to number eiiiiighhtt!



  15. WhatSheOrder?FishFilet?
    10:57 pm December 24, 2011 Permalink

    hahahahha “9 boards by gillie”



  16. Cal's Gut
    8:56 pm December 25, 2011 Permalink

    Lol. #8’s is awesome.