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The Tweet Beat Goes On

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

The football team was banned from Twitter this week, but the Tweet Beat goes on. Thankfully, the rest of your favorites were quite talkative (tweetative?).

Yup, I’d say Anthony Davis is having a good time in merry ole London:

Perry Stevenson flexed d’em bones at this Dukie on Twitter. #memorialstyle

You know Jon Hood‘s a real Kentucky boy when…he tweets about wet/dry votes:

Just in case you need proof that UK basketball players are indeed, still kids: Willie Cauley’s hashtag.

Either that or he’s entirely too polite to curse on Twitter, which kind of makes me love him even more.

Silly Yankee:

Lee’s Famous Recipe FTW.

Keep it up, boys!

Jarrod Polson is preparing for life after basketball by giving people haircuts.

Keep practicing, Jarrod. (And ladies? You’re welcome.)

Keyla, that drawing doesn’t nearly do you justice:

Derek Anderson: THANK YOU! I’m not sure what is worse these days: kids or their parents.

I don’t know why, but I blame the Wiggles.

Derek was a Tweet Beat All-Star this week. His PSA about kids these days was priceless, but so is this little gem:

It would have been so much better had the lady slapped the crap out of the guy.

Awh, I miss you both:

Chuck Hayes’ kid seems awesome:

Just think, one day he’ll grow up and have a totally different view on Rosie Perez’s hard ni–er, I mean, life.

Where in the world is Erik Daniels? Apparently a hot ass gym in Maysville.

Hey Patrick: one way to find out.

I’ve always wondered how basketball players manage to fly comfortably. NBA vet Nazr Mohammad shows the youngin’s how it’s done:


I’m worried it’s going to be too hot in La Quinta for Papa Brooks to grow tomatoes. I’m also worried that I actually worry about stuff like this.

This week’s “Tweet that Makes You Go Aww” is a no-brainer:

Bookie’s currently on Twitter lockdown, but he managed to get one last picture in before the ban started. Ladies and gentlemen, your “Bookie Tweet of the Week”:

Until next time, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

12 Comments for The Tweet Beat Goes On

  1. Ryan
    9:05 pm August 9, 2012 Permalink

    Oh. Perry Stevenson got him good. As he’s a college graduate folding t shirts in the mall. Good job big guy.

  2. Chim Richolds
    9:22 pm August 9, 2012 Permalink

    1) You think he works in the mall? Moron.

  3. Ballsack
    9:44 pm August 9, 2012 Permalink

    Cobb just scored a TD for the Packers. I’m sure horse face is working on a new post as I type.

  4. Linda Taylor
    9:47 pm August 9, 2012 Permalink

    Teletubies didn’t help either. They were worse than The Wiggles.

  5. UK Wildcat
    10:30 pm August 9, 2012 Permalink

    Perry Stevenson definitely works at Wildcat Wearhouse.

  6. tyson
    10:30 pm August 9, 2012 Permalink

    careful derek, the kid might have had autism

  7. Ryan
    10:38 pm August 9, 2012 Permalink

    2) umm yeah. hes there every weekend folding shirts. Thats what leads me to think that.

  8. BPsycho
    11:21 pm August 9, 2012 Permalink

    Awkwardly placed dash pause lol

  9. Wow
    6:28 am August 10, 2012 Permalink

    7) Sounds like Cal is only capable of helping ready made NBA players get to the league.

  10. Labowski
    7:23 am August 10, 2012 Permalink

    #9, you’re an idiot. Take a little time to reflect on your statement…. Feel stupid now, right?

  11. Alex
    10:28 am August 10, 2012 Permalink

    You know any recent college grads who’ve tried to get a job lately? It ain’t pretty out there.

  12. schwing
    1:00 pm August 10, 2012 Permalink

    ah, i see chuck is still the grammar champ.