In news that is amazingly sad for all of those that were hoping for the miracle return of the big fella, it was announced today that Shagari Alleyne will be transferring to Manhattan University as the “Player to be Named Later” in the Heshimu Evans trade of the late 90s. It is expected that Shaggy will join the Jaspers and become a player that immediately leads the team in blocks and absurdity, all the while putting together a staggering four rebounds a game. We wish the big fella a lot of luck. University of Manhattan classrooms get ready….you may not be able to keep him out at night!!!!