As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.
Hey, there were some big basketball games this weekend, weren’t there? You know what that means: big-basketball-game-related tweets!
All that “friction” between DeMarcus Cousins and Francisco Garcia? Pssh…they were just joshing. #smdreads
Okay, what does Ramel Bradley love more: Brooklyn or the Big Blue Nation?
Meanwhile, John Wall found time between Joe B. and Denny pep talks to do a little recruiting for Calipari:
While the Pros were doing their thing, the not-yet-Pros were doing theirs: tweeting about girls.
Sorry, Eloy, no, it’s not possible. But it’s okay, good looking people get tons of perks to make up for it…like people always holding the elevator or giving up cabs. You’ll find the right centaur one day.
Looks like Marquis Teague is learning some new lines to try on the freshwomen this fall:
That one will come in handy at Keeneland, Marquis.
I’m glad to see that Jon Hood‘s recent knee surgery hasn’t dulled his love for the lake. #lakehairdontcare
I pity the fool that gives this man unsweet tea! (Listening, Rafferty’s?)
Hey, Patrick Patterson said Perry Stevenson‘s having a baby, so it must be true!
Prairie Dog won’t be getting many ladies if he keeps pulling this prank:
Two weeks ’til football! You know what that means, another preseason slogan: CREAM RISING!
Meanwhile, former Kentucky player and KSR writer Jeremy Jarmon is contemplating another career change:
Don’t you hate it when your former teammate catches your typos?
Who knew Stevie Johnson had such mad basketball skills?
Now, on to our weekly awards:
Polo pajamas, y’all.
Until next time, RT plz?