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(The Original) Tweet Beat: Cream rising, Polo pajamas, and Big Blue Bromance

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As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

Hey, there were some big basketball games this weekend, weren’t there? You know what that means: big-basketball-game-related tweets!

Nazr shares the BBN love:
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All that “friction” between DeMarcus Cousins and Francisco Garcia? Pssh…they were just joshing. #smdreads

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Okay, what does Ramel Bradley love more: Brooklyn or the Big Blue Nation?

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Meanwhile, John Wall found time between Joe B. and Denny pep talks to do a little recruiting for Calipari:

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Thanks, John!

While the Pros were doing their thing, the not-yet-Pros were doing theirs: tweeting about girls.

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Sorry, Eloy, no, it’s not possible. But it’s okay, good looking people get tons of perks to make up for it…like people always holding the elevator or giving up cabs. You’ll find the right centaur one day.

Looks like Marquis Teague is learning some new lines to try on the freshwomen this fall:

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That one will come in handy at Keeneland, Marquis.


While their teammates focused on the ladies, Anthony Davis and Ryan Harrow kept their long-distance bromance going:
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I’m glad to see that Jon Hood‘s recent knee surgery hasn’t dulled his love for the lake. #lakehairdontcare

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I pity the fool that gives this man unsweet tea! (Listening, Rafferty’s?)

Hey, Patrick Patterson said Perry Stevenson‘s having a baby, so it must be true!

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Prairie Dog won’t be getting many ladies if he keeps pulling this prank:

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Two weeks ’til football! You know what that means, another preseason slogan: CREAM RISING!

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Meanwhile, former Kentucky player and KSR writer Jeremy Jarmon is contemplating another career change:

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Don’t you hate it when your former teammate catches your typos?

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Who knew Stevie Johnson had such mad basketball skills?

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Now, on to our weekly awards:

The Wayne Turner Confusing yet Hilarious Hashtag of the Week:
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The Bookie Tweet of the Week:
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Polo pajamas, y’all.

Finally, thanks to @jpizzle859 for the Tweet Beat shoutout!
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Until next time, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

14 Comments for (The Original) Tweet Beat: Cream rising, Polo pajamas, and Big Blue Bromance



  1. Matt Jones
    9:22 pm August 18, 2011 Permalink

    I love Tweet Beat…that is all



  2. mp
    10:36 pm August 18, 2011 Permalink

    Loving the tweet beat.



  3. Ride or Die
    10:49 pm August 18, 2011 Permalink

    What about JJ Corbett’s tweet



  4. Manbearpig
    10:50 pm August 18, 2011 Permalink

    Tweet beat one of the highlights of my week on KSR



  5. Charlie Kelly
    10:50 pm August 18, 2011 Permalink

    You’re about to see the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy!



  6. DrewDown
    10:53 pm August 18, 2011 Permalink

    Very nice, Tweet Beat is a favorite now.



  7. ukbulldog
    11:03 pm August 18, 2011 Permalink

    just to let you know, Tyler, this is quickly becoming my favorite post of the week



  8. cattttttttttttttttt
    11:21 pm August 18, 2011 Permalink

    hahaha Marquis!!!



  9. JVice
    1:20 am August 19, 2011 Permalink

    turner! burner! and one!



  10. JVice
    1:20 am August 19, 2011 Permalink

    turner! burner! and one!



  11. Dan From Fully House
    9:18 am August 19, 2011 Permalink

    This is truly my new favorite post on KSR



  12. jpizzle
    10:25 am August 19, 2011 Permalink

    My life is complete now. I made an edition of TweetBeat 🙂



  13. scoretowin
    3:28 pm August 19, 2011 Permalink

    I enjoy tweet beat more than any other regular post. Good job TT



  14. Bubba in Glenpool
    5:27 pm August 19, 2011 Permalink

    The His-Boy-Eloy comment was great Tyler! You’ll find the right centaur one day smdreads!