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The Memory Eraser

Memory Eraser Randle


The Memory Eraser – a title that sounds like it refers to a potent cocktail you can order from Two Keys on a game night.

Well, last night was a game night. Or was it?

Suddenly, my memory is a little fuzzy. Fuzzier than a Louisville call-girl’s memory after accepting a Sex on the Beach from Rick Pitino and his boys at Porcini’s. I’m not even sure there were any games on TV last night. Do you remember? Last thing I recall is having dinner and plopping down on the couch and boom, I was out like a light. I most certainly did not watch any opening round NIT action. When does that start again, anyhow?

I keep seeing an uproar on social media from those tri-state area fans who wear red, black, and white on a regular basis. But I’ll just ignore that, per usual. It’s amazing how a joyous occasion like the commitment of Julius Randle can help clear the short term memory. Right now, all I can think about is the future.

So when those Cardinals, Hoosiers, and lazy obese jerks who made their career on the coattails of a skateboarder like Big Black keep talking smack to you, just ignore them. They don’t get it. They haven’t had their memory erased. They are too busy obsessing over UK fans instead of  actually caring about the teams they cheer for. The future is mighty bright and we don’t need to convince anyone else about that. 15 boys in blue next year will do all the talking for us.

I‘d just like thank Julius Randle for being my memory eraser today. He’s made this Wednesday a lot easier to get through.


Article written by Chris Thomas

37 Comments for The Memory Eraser

  1. theSkinny81
    6:10 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    LoL! We are their top story. Look at all the conspiracy theories:

  2. HatersGonnaHate
    6:12 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    [email protected] There is the email everyone should use to ruin someone’s “appearances” business. Normally wouldn’t support such trolling, but one can only stand so many toothless, barefoot, and cousin jokes from fools. Just not right to talk shit like that bout a bunch of people.

  3. Laker Cat 18
    6:12 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    I thought the same thing around 1:15 PM today. My memory is erased. I’ll probably dream about Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith tonight. I hope it’s not weird.

  4. I'm still drunk
    6:13 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Amen!!! Brother !!!

  5. tdogg40330
    6:16 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    so, who will be pre season # 2??

  6. Laker Cat 18
    6:16 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    5. UK’s second team.

  7. tdogg40330
    6:19 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    6) lol, I hear ya … seriously though, on paper will there be any competition??

  8. Joe
    6:19 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Alan Cutler reported that one source said that Wiltjer may transfer and the likely school is Gonzaga. And I am okay with that. Now Harrow needs to transfer to a Division II school so he can play right away, and Hood should be gone and Polson should be a walk on.

    Come on down, Andrew Wiggins and Dominique Hawkins!

  9. Inside Info
    6:21 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Wiltjer to transfer to Gonzaga next season. Kind of sucks, I like the kid, but fighting for time with Poythress, Randle, and Lee the kid may never see the court. He will shine and do well for the Zags. Good Luck Kyle!

  10. CatsRock
    6:22 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    I dont wanna see anyone transfer and play for someone else. Its selfish i know but I like to think of all our guys as “our guys” forever you know? #bbn

  11. tdogg40330
    6:24 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    9) how bout redshirt and have 2 seasons when maybe the talent wont be so stacked??

  12. mudcreekmark
    6:31 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    I love how everyone is talking about Cal has to be paying players to come here. He isn’t directly paying them, but he sure has got them paid. Millions of dollars. This year is a perfect example. Even though we went to the NIT, four freshmen could end up in the first round of this years draft if they decided to go. That just proves why kids want to come here so bad. If these same kids went to any other school this year and had the kind of years they had, Noel would be the only one with a chance to get drafted. Why wouldn’t you want to go to a school that is a guarantee to a guarantee contract the following year.

  13. wiltjergone
    6:34 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Wiltjer going to Gonzaga.

  14. mudcreekmark
    6:34 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    11) I think that is exactly what Kyle needs to do. If he transfers, he would have to sit out a year anyway. So why not sit it out here and get stronger and be ready to be a stud the next two years. Wiltjer will be really good one of these days and I’d rather it be with us and not them.

  15. crazycatfan
    6:36 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    10 – Agree! Kyle will always be our guy!

  16. henry earl
    6:40 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    12 uhhhh… no they couldn’t

  17. henry earl
    6:41 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    also Chris Thomas, way to bite this title from a thomas beisner tweet

  18. oldawgblue
    6:42 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Gardner-Webb? VMI? Robert Morris? Curious. I’ve no memory of UK playing those teams.

  19. ZombieLibrarian
    6:46 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Who is this guy supposed to be?

  20. Joe
    6:47 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    I believe that if Wiltjer redshirted at UK, he would still count as a scholarship. I like Wiltjer, but if he doesn’t hit threes, then he is a liability on defense. I think Coach Cal will always recruit over him. It would be better for him to transfer to the West Coast. Doesn’t mean we don’t love him, but he has to go where he can play…

  21. katzrjamers
    6:49 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Wiltjer leaving? – what is the Cutler source? KW said he wanted to attend UK to play with the best and he’ll do that every day at practice next season plus a lot of the teams on the schedule. He’ll be a seasoned, talented player and will get an equal chance if he just performs. Hang around Kyle, just shoot when you’re open. I want to see you in the league and I think staying a CAT is your best chance.

  22. Nah
    6:51 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Nothing against Wiltjer, or you #14, but no Wiltjer will not be really good someday. He is not going to magically improve his foot speed, his defense, or his intensity. He’s a slow tall set shot shooter that is weak around the basket. Did you see how teams figured out how to shut him down after a few games this year? He will not play major minutes at UK. Ever.

  23. mudcreekmark
    7:13 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    22) If Wiltjer goes to Gonzaga, he will average 20 a game before he leaves. Mark it down. The kid is a scoring machine. He just had a bunch of terrible team mates this year. Very low BB I.Q.’s.

  24. Laker Cat 18
    7:14 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    7. Some “expert” is out there saying Duke will be close. Not sure how legit that is. LOL.

  25. Duke Sucks
    7:24 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Coach Cal should show every new player coming in a video of Faried and MKG playing! With the talent of the players coming in, if we could get that type of effort we will be unbeatable.
    Every player will have a off night but effort should be there every night. Poythress should Definatly get this because he has let his lack of effort cost him millions. Goodwin may have played out of control but he always gave 100%. If Goodwin does comeback with other guards who can score he should relax and improve by leaps and bounds.
    I think Alex, Archie , and Willie are make a choice for 2 years instead of 1! If they decide to comeback to school it will be for 2 years because of the reduction of playing time and the fact that next years draft will be stacked. If a NBA team is willing to take Alex with the 13th pick he better take it. I don’t think he can improve on that spot!

  26. VinnyCent
    7:32 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    This big black thing is way out of line. Its kind of sad actually. Good luck with the heart disease big guy.

  27. VinnyCent
    7:38 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    I love Wikipedia.
    Boykin is a United States Navy veteran, he was born in Wiggins, Mississippi. Mess Management Specialist, Now Culinary Specialist. He has no other skills or talents. See further, Christopher Boykin’s lazy eye.

  28. RahRah
    7:40 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Bam! And just like that bad season & nit memories all fade away. At least for me. Reloaded!

  29. Risky
    7:42 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Hey #25, I really think Poythress would be taking a huge risk by entering the draft this year. Yeah, he might get picked 13th and he might get picked 40th. I realize the draft is weak, but if Poythress turns it around, works hard, and plays like he can… he could be an even higher draft pick than #13 even in a strong draft. He has nothing to lose and everything to gain by staying another year.

  30. shannon
    7:48 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Chris who was playing last night?

  31. Duke Sucks
    8:34 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    29) All I’m saying is if he really is projected at 13 he better go, because Randle will take most of the minutes next year at the 4 and Young and others will take up time at the wings. So his PT will take a serious hit even if his play improves. Plus I think the kid has a lazy streak and that can’t be fixed! Most of the time if a player is lazy when he comes in he’s lazy when he goes out. I
    I think Archie will improve by leaps and bounds with 1 more year. As hard as he plays he just needs to learn how to share the burden and play smarter. If Archie developes a good jump shot he could be a great player. Just my opinion though.
    How much does this suck for Pitino? He makes a FF last year just to see UK and Cal across from him. Then this year with UK laying a egg Ricky P thought he would get the spot light in state untill Cal pulls in Randle and most have already turned the page on this year and are looking forward to next year. Damn this has to suck for little BRO.

  32. Whatever
    9:27 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    31) How does this suck for Pitino or Louisville? Going to the HOF, #1 overall seed, BE championship, etc. It does however suck for us that our big brother sUcKs.

  33. Bigcat4453
    9:58 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    Question is Does Pitino go in as a WIldcat, Cardinal or a table banger? He’s been to more final fours, championship games and has more titles at UK!

  34. mashburnfan1
    10:27 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    12} Cal did nothing for these guys and these guys did nothing for themself. They prolly would have gone higher last year in the draft right from high school. All except Noel have seen their stock drop alot. Only reason they are still a little high is the weak draft class. I laugh at idiots who say Cal gets kids to NBA. These kids would have been there if they played at Robert Morris. Almost all would have been drafted high right from high school, Wall would have been #1 from high school for sure. What Cal is great at, normally cause this year was one he would like to forget, is recruiting NBA type players.

  35. HaterGonnaHate
    11:01 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    To 34: yeah youte right, cause liggins and jorts were always nba bound.

  36. RickyD
    11:04 pm March 20, 2013 Permalink

    After the roller coaster ride that my beloved wildcats took me on this season, the announcement today from Julius could not have been more uplifting. It is amazing that Cal is able to continue to bring the best talent in the nation together year after year. I am defiantly proud of the cats even though they fell short of BBN’s expectations this year. I was decked out in my UK gear all day. I heard a lot of trash talking from the red folks for sure, but after the announcement the talk suddenly ceased. Even after the low point of last night, we continue to be the standard for college basketball. GO BIG BLUE!!

  37. kyboss360
    2:49 pm March 21, 2013 Permalink

    what’s up with the big black reference he seems like a hella cool dude even know is my lot of money off rob but cant hate on that.