No one handles a coaching search quite like Kentucky fans. With news that Bobby Petrino may be interested in the Kentucky job, fans are scouring Lexington for Petrino sightings, harkening back to our past coaching searches’ rumored horse farm purchases, private jet tracking numbers, “done deals,” and the infamous “Door” (long live Les Smith!).
In the interest of having some fun with all of this, here are some of the best FAKE RUMORS about Petrino’s where abouts today on Twitter:
Disclaimer: These rumors are 100% completely FALSE.
@mrstylerksr Petrino is giving motorcycle lesson in Centre’s parking lot as we speak.
— Brian Sawyer (@_BrianSawyer_) November 8, 2012
Bobby Petrino sighted at Romany Rd Kroger attempting woo John Short into supporting him. Promised to run Wide Tackle 6. @mrstylerksr
— Brow_Down (@brow_down) November 8, 2012
@mrstylerksr Petrino just bought Harve De Grace for 10 million at the November Sales..
— Colby Brown(@SirColbyBrown) November 8, 2012
— Matt Bright (@bmattbright) November 8, 2012
@mrstylerksr You know Petrino bought a couple tickets for Cal’s Harley last night. He’s gonna need a ride around LEX.
— Beth Casey (@Beef25530) November 8, 2012
Keep it up: #wheresbobby?