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The KSR P.H.B. – Round Two – Christian Laettner vs. Mike Dunleavy, Jr.

Something’s wrong here. And he’s standing right behind Michael Jordan. Also, was this picture taken in someone’s basement?

(1) Christian Laettner – If you don’t know about Christian Laettner by now, then son (or daughter), you need some schoolin’. The most vile, evil creature to ever disgrace the hardwood, hatred for Laettner is encoded in Kentucky fans’ DNA, like some kind of ooze covered us all that night in ’92 and mutated the whole fanbase into blank-faced drones, consumed with animosity for the Dukie of all Dukies. Maybe that’s why he won’t even stop to use the bathroom in the Bluegrass.

(5) Mike Dunleavy, Jr. – Why yes, I did use that picture in the first round. But Dunleavy doesn’t have a snowball’s chance so I wanted to make sure he looked as flitty as possible before drifting back into obscurity. Hey don’t get me wrong, Mike. You’re still a huge douchebag. I didn’t want you to think that I didn’t feel the same way about you. It’s just that, I mean come on, that’s Christian Laettner up there. You understand. I knew you would.

Vote in the poll and comment in the comments.

And maybe for the last time this season, Go Cats.

Article written by Hunter Campbell

I used to write here.