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The KSR P.H.B. – Round Two – Bruce Pearl vs. Wayne Chism

Last week, Joakim Noah blew out Matt Walsh to move onto the next round, where he’ll face the winner of today’s matchup between Vols. Before that, let’s revisit the best comment from the Noah-Walsh tickle-fight:

from SeoulCat:

I hate Joakim Noah.
Mostly because he has soiled the name “Noah” for thousands of innocents…from the man who guided the ark right up to yours truly.
But I also hate him because he’s loud, obnoxious, French, makes-my-blood-pressure-rise ugly, and did that horrible dance(spasm?) thing during the tourney a couple years ago.
In your own words, Joakim(you aren’t worthy of being called by your family name), I have nothing but “mepris” for your ass.

(2) Bruce Pearl – In haiku form, Bruce Pearl is as follows:

Sweating through jacket

Girl pinch nose at strong odor

Hug her anyway.

(6) Wayne Chism – Keeping with the theme:

Worried sick. Game soon.

Don’t see headband anywhere.

Silly Vol. Check head.

And so, who will win the chance to meet Joakim Noah (and probably get destroyed the way Walsh did) in the quarterfinals?

Vote in the poll and comment in the comments.

Article written by Hunter Campbell

I used to write here.