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The best analysis of Coach Cal’s cursing you’ll see all day.

I promise.

Article written by Thomas Beisner

74 Comments for The best analysis of Coach Cal’s cursing you’ll see all day.



  1. CrunkieBrewster
    4:14 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    I have AIDS … not HIV, but full blown AIDS.



  2. bumfactor
    4:17 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Kige > this guy



  3. BleedinBlue
    4:19 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    WTF is he looking at while he is talking.



  4. jetblue
    4:19 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    lol chunkie



  5. BleedinBlue
    4:19 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Stutter much?



  6. pabloco
    4:20 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    You owe me 3 minutes and 3 seconds.



  7. hersheyisabear
    4:21 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    This kid is a moron. Go cover some upward basketball. Go Cats!!



  8. GMo
    4:22 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Beisner, I don’t know who’s the bigger douche-bag. This guy for being this guy or you for posting it.

    This dude is Kige’s cousin I believe.



  9. NKYCatFan
    4:26 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    What a load of crapola…..



  10. FED UP
    4:26 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    STFU Cal did nothing wrong that many & most coaches do regularly, Ratface & P being a couple of them. He has NOTHING to be sorry for & did exactly what this selfish team needs a swift kick in the ass! I feel dumber for even clicking on that stupis shit & in closing as I begin with just STFU ABOUT THIS!!!!



  11. Billy Madison
    4:29 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Kid can’t even read



  12. VBCoach
    4:31 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    This is NOT the best analysis of Coach Cal’s cursing you see all day



  13. catinhat
    4:37 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Boom goes the dynamite!!!



  14. CatfaninVA
    4:39 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    I kept waiting for the punchline, but unfortunately there wasn’t one…



  15. Larry Vaught
    4:39 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Did he record that on his Verizon Droid? Jacob Tamme would be impressed with the high quality.



  16. What is happening to KSR?
    4:41 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Beisner, I have always defended your posts and was excited bout the regime change, but this prove it. KSR is going to hell in a hand-basket if you are serious about this post. There is nothing in any word that is innately wrong, the only “wrongs” are those we attribute through context. The context here was, quit being a selfish ass and I hope our coach uses every word he can to motive the player, cuss/swear words included. Hell, espn’s godsend (head cheese eater) Coach K can’t make it through 5 minutes of bball without f-bombing someone. I am pro f-bom for life. Ohhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhh a la Macho Man Randy Savage.



  17. Cal MotherF'n Purnell here
    4:42 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    15) He was at Eddie Montgomery Steakhouse as well.



  18. jacocat
    4:43 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    more is being said about this than needs to be said. lets just get on with basketball.



  19. Troy Mercer
    4:44 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    11. That was priceless.
    That being said, Watching that video was…PAINFUL! This guy is sad as Hell. That HAS to be the basement of his parents’ home.



  20. my dog eats better than this
    4:45 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    this is amateur hour at best …



  21. UK3K
    4:49 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Gee golly! Can’t you coaches just get along and be bestest friends forever with your players?!?!? Curse words are bad and downright mean!



  22. Chuck Norris
    4:51 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Wow, Noonan has changed a lot since he won that Caddy Scholarship from Bushwood C.C.



  23. ENEScent
    4:51 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    noontime sports = GAY



  24. Rush3Redux
    4:52 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Why do all sports anchors and analysts feel the need to yell at the camera? I’m not saying they have to whisper into the mic NPR-style, but I also don’t need to be pummeled by their words.

    For examples of what I hate, see

    –Chris Berman
    –Stephen A. Smith
    –Stuart Scott
    –Chris Cross (not for this reason, just because he sucks)

    Anybody else notice this?



  25. 16 cant be serious
    4:53 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Defend Beisner? What do you defend greatness from? Chromosome deficient jerk offs like you? It’s a joke Sally. The guy is awful and the title is sarcasm. Go get my fries.



  26. Benji
    4:56 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    I hope this is not a serious post TB. This is an issue that should not have blown up the way it has.. I saw what he said last night during the game and it didn’t even cross my mind that anything would come of it. It is something that is a part of sports.



  27. Thomas Beisner
    5:01 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    16, appreciate the defense there, Petraeus. Perhaps you should concentrate your efforts on forming a surge strong enough to get your head out of your ass



  28. What is happening to KSR?
    5:01 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    25) hahaha, “go get my fries” I like that. Seriously, Beez has been pretty suspect so far. The 11:00 post is now more like 11:45p.m./12:00a.m. post and his input has been lacking value. Also, sarcasm is always a struggle through text…check your communications 101 class homie.



  29. duhville cat
    5:04 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Cal.cussin on deck on ATH.



  30. Kyle
    5:05 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Anybody that thinks Beisner posted this and was serious should go jump off a cliff, and take the douche in the video with you. Some people on here really might have been raised in a tree house.



  31. JOHN PUBLIC
    5:07 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Dude, EATS SHIT AND HOWLS AT THE MOON!



  32. What is happening to KSR?
    5:08 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Thomas or should I say 27), I have been firmly concentrated on removing my head from my ass all day to no avail. I think it will take the likes of the tet offensive to remove it, if we are talking surges that is. How about you remove yourself from Florida’s armpit and run this site like you care? Don’t worry though, BTI will always be worse than you, but then again he is worse than an ape with a keyboard.



  33. h2
    5:10 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Look’s like a Duke player



  34. uk class of 2013.
    5:11 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    They are talking about Coach Cal on around the horn and out of all the people, Bomani Jones bashed him the most…..wtf? Bomani and Woody Paige were against it and Blackistone and Plashke said its not a big deal at all.



  35. Oliver Simmons Ginger Crew
    5:12 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Rick used to cuss at me all of the time….until I told him I was going to transfer……and then he hugged me.



  36. Irwin R. Fletcher
    5:21 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    You lie.



  37. Bob
    5:21 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    I’m gonna be somebody! I gonna rock this town like a hurricane! I’m a pillow biter! …uh wuh?



  38. lcsd479
    5:23 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Agree with #6. Combined thats, 6 mins and 6 secs.



  39. JOHN PUBLIC
    5:25 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    I wish the “wimp” could have joined me at Parris Island for BOOT CAMP, if he believes Cal was vulgar!



  40. jday
    5:28 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    If it was another coach they would have switched cameras.



  41. stratblend
    5:28 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    I have a dictionary… this guy is literally a “douche”



  42. AgCamel
    5:29 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Beez,

    Just point out when you are being sarcastic and when you aren’t.

    I love you.



  43. Just saying
    5:29 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Im gald Cal cussed Jones on the court, because I seriously doubt he heard me cussing him from my couch. Or the 24000 in Rupp that scream PPPPAAAAASSSSSSS every time he touches it, the kid isnt getting it, and if a good cussing does the trick, then good for Cal



  44. Home Stenographer
    5:37 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Hell I was cussing at Jones too. I’m glad Cal was able to do it in my place.



  45. bigblue1987
    5:41 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    This makes me hate people from Boston that much more



  46. mbeth
    5:46 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    does any one else think this guy looks like the scottrade baby all grown up?



  47. Hacksaw Jim Duggin
    5:48 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Sarcasm usually includes the perceived element of humor or an attempt at humor. This lacks both.



  48. Yargamel
    5:49 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    I completely agree with this guy. If there’s one thing that gets me fired up, it’s a few well placed “good golly’s,” a “gosh darn,” or a “gee williker” or two.



  49. Shelby County
    5:50 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    BREAKING NEWS: this is a free website, and on top of that, the best Cat News site out there. Get over yourself and those expectations of when the posts should go up. Keep up the good work, Beez.



  50. road_warri0r
    5:54 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    People of great character do not need a foul mouth to express themselves. Sadly I have lost some of my respect for Coach Cal, I hope he does take a hard look at this situation and realize he only belittled himself.



  51. Southern Thunder
    5:56 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Thank you for that Beez, you suck.



  52. upinya25
    5:59 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    lets give them lollipops and squeeze their cheek from now on when we get emotionally into the game and our player isnt playing to his potential. i wonder if Izzo,Frank Martin, and Calhoun never swear. Grow some balls bitches



  53. shadowboxer
    6:01 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    16 – Are you going to post “KSR is going to hell” in every thread? For something that is going to hell, you sure spend a lot of time posting here. Last thread (using a different name), you said you were going to mm. Please go.



  54. PuddingTime
    6:04 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Sweet Lord. He posted it as a sarcastic “best analysis” Some of you are ridiculous. Get a clue. It was a joke.



  55. What is happening to KSR?
    6:05 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    This is the first I have ever posted KSR is going to hell and I will never ever go to MM’s way. BTI is even better than MM… It must have been someone else that also posted KSR is going to hell.



  56. Kodiakdipshit
    6:19 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    This guy should talk about the (sh&#*) in his lip and how bad it is to post videos with spit in his mouth than worry about Cal. He wasn’t stuttering, he had a mouth full of sh%$*t. F$#@K da haters and GO CATS!!!! And to all you retards on here wondering if this video was seriously Beezes favorite analysis about Cal’s words of choice, you are a bigger douche than this guy. Now lets get ready to watch da FILTHY CARDS get beat down at da Bucket.



  57. tom brady poster
    6:26 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    this how noonan subtly lets everyone know he is gay.



  58. Del Usion
    6:30 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Rick Barnes learned the hard way that cussing doesnt motivate everyone, sometimes a kid will shut down, as damion james did. James made his coach realize these kids are not animals to be herded or war time soldiers whose feelings need to be hardened to face an inevitable death.



  59. The Fall Of KSR
    6:40 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    This post made me wanna burn my eyes out with hot wax!!! Worst thing I’ve ever seen!



  60. BrucePearlNecklace
    7:17 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Matt I miss you.



  61. Keige
    7:24 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    And I thought I was a m—– f—— sportscaster. All this kid has on me is a better set!



  62. Zach
    7:48 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    this kid is a complete douchebag…



  63. Why you yelling
    8:00 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    this site is starting suck….seriously….who is moderating this bad boy anymore…geez



  64. The Realist
    8:08 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Jerry Tipton is interviewing him for a story



  65. ldub
    8:11 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Am I the only one who realized the guy in the video was doing a poor man’s Colbert and mocking the people who are clutching their metaphorical pearls by imitating them?

    I’m pretty the video was implying that anyone who thinks these kids can’t take being sworn at is treating them like elementary school kids. Hence, the recess/dinner table comments. It was subtle, funny and true. This isn’t the playground, it’s college basketball and Jones isn’t nine. Which was why Beisner called it great commentary.

    His delivery was turrible, though.



  66. KY_Wildcat_AL
    8:54 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Actions speak louder than words… and
    Coach’s actions spoke loud and might
    demoralize some players.
    Wrong place, wrong time for this.

    IMO, the players are afraid to play…
    they don’t dare do ANYTHING wrong, for fear they
    will be criticized, chastised, and called out…
    whether in practice (one wrong: hit the treadmill or
    run a few laps) or whether in a nationally televised game.

    Coach Cal lost this game for us.
    Just sayin’



  67. Shane
    9:01 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    after 15 seconds I wanted to punch this guy in the throat….



  68. RJ
    9:08 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Noonan!!!

    Noonan!!!



  69. Stu Padasso
    9:39 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    Maybe this guy will appear on Tosh.0 making a new video with the Bed Intruder guy.



  70. thats.beisners.boytoy
    9:41 pm January 19, 2011 Permalink

    WhaT a tootoo skirt wearing peter gazing clueless little mothafartn cigarette from england …heisner are u sure u. R a uk fan ? Noone wants to see the other team celebrate or listen to fairies that have never played tye game tell us what he saw in espn! Are u even trying?!?



  71. Big$lick
    1:45 am January 20, 2011 Permalink

    Wow, what an @sshole! Thats actually BTI isn’t it? Thats him… It has to be.. He a stupid @sshole, and the only one I know is Bryan!



  72. Chadcdb
    8:20 am January 20, 2011 Permalink

    You are an idiot, how in the world did KSR let you ever post something as stupid as this. Again, what an idiot!!! Be nice? Tell them everything is gonna be ok? YOU’RE AN IDIOT!!! KEEP THESE WORDS TO YOURSELF UNLESS YOU LIKE LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT TO THE KSR AUDIENCE.



  73. Madville
    9:54 am January 20, 2011 Permalink

    I wonder if Kige should take a few pointers from this guy to improve the quality of his videos for us Youtube viewers.
    1. Kige should dump the tshirt and put on a shirt and tie
    2. Cover up the paneling and go with a UK themed backdrop.



  74. Pitino's Pant Leg
    12:58 pm January 20, 2011 Permalink

    Give this kid five years and we’ll see him on the side of the road holding a sign that states he has a golden voice and will prove it to you for a buck. Kraft Cheese & Macaroni will then sign him to a lucrative deal four days later.