Some people are just too easy to make fun of. Their existence is so absurd that any joke about them is bound to be lame as they simply ooze comedy by merely being. One of those people is of course Kevin Federline. Thus I was surprised to be live from our hotel room in Winnipeg, Canada and see Mr. Federline as the Main Event act on the Kid’s Choice Awards. Look I dont expect much from the Kid’s Choice Awards. Every year the event is simply an excuse to have teenage girls screaming at Orlando Bloom while handing out surfboards to whatever celebrities they could con into coming.
But nevertheless, there were some real celebrities there. No, not Dane Cook, the worst comedian on Earth, but guys like Johnny Depp took the time to make an appearance. Thus there was no excuse for the decision to make the entire event build up to the “World Premiere” of Kevin Federline live. If you saw it, you know it was bad. But even if you didnt, I am sure you can assume it was bad. Federline gave his attempt at rap (think somewhere between Shagari Alleyne and Woo in rapping talent), all the while young kids dressed as him breakdanced around the stage. Add an ever fatter Brittney Spears introducing “her man” and you had one of the all time train wreck moments of television ever.
Apparently K-Fed’s album drops soon. If any of you buy it, I will always make fun of you…..or praise you for being the coolest person I know. Not sure which….