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Portland Man: Still Unsure Of Dinner Plans


Sources close to Terrence Jones are beginning to confirm that he is having second thoughts about a decision made earlier today.  Publicly coming to a conclusion to try out the new pizza from Domino’s for dinner – by attempting to put on a new ‘flat bill’ – friends and family claim that the order has yet to be placed.  Initial reports say that, instead of calling for a delivery, he spent time on the phone with Glenn Habersford the manager of a local Sbarro, and Jones is now uncertain about his dinner plans once again.  While Jones was unavailable to talk to the media, those close to the situation were more than willing to offer their point of view.

Terrence’s Aunt, who initially ruled out Pizza Hut, had this to say.  “Well, whatever he decides to do, we will support him 100%.  If he orders Domino’s, he can stay close to home though – they deliver.  Sbarro is all the way out in Forrest Grove.  That’s over half the city away.  We’ll support him, but we’ll miss him is all.”

Some speculation as to why Jones initially picked Domino’s could be attributed to his friend and team mate Terrence Ross.  While few eateries viewed these two as a tandem pick up, it certainly didn’t hurt Domino’s to solidify their position with Jones by offering Ross a coupon for a free two-liter with purchase of a regular pizza.  Ross said he “isn’t sure where T will decide to go, but knows that at least one Terrence will be eating Domino’s tonight.”

While some may question Habersford’s business practices – and trust me, many Domino’s fans are – Glenn refused to comment specifically on the situation outside of promising that he “doesn’t recruit others diner’s.”   Still, the situation may alleviate itself soon, as some speculation has Habersford managing a Chuck E. Cheese by the end of the night.  While Jones might be interested in following Habersford to the big leagues, the new age limit put in place by corporate would prevent him from doing so without first developing his eating styles either at a national chain or by making pizza’s abroad.

While at this point no one – some would say not even Terrence Jones himself – is certain what he will do for dinner, the deadline to officially declare your intent comes tonight at midnight.  After that, even cold pizza is considered breakfast.

Article written by Will Lentz