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Tennessee’s Itinerary for Official Recruiting Visit

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All official visitors to UT are accompanied by a Volunteer student-athlete and a hostess from the university. Each hostess must submit a report of the visit to the University of Tennessee Athletics and Compliance departments, and it is then forwarded on to the NCAA for records.  Somehow, I came across an abandoned copy of the itinerary while rummaging through the trash outside of NCAA President Mark Emmert’s office in Indianapolis. I would’ve shown you guys earlier but I completely forgot I had it until today’s Tennessee Hate Day.  Enjoy…

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Date: 6/13/2010

Recruit: *****  ***********

Accompanied By: Jennifer Wolcott (Hostess) and multiple student-athletes

Report of Events


9:00 AM – Plane lands at McGhee-Tyson Airport, where recruit and his family are met by hostess and UT student-athlete.

10:35 AM – Recruit, his family, and hostess depart McGhee-Tyson Airport.  (Student-athlete detained at airport security check for carrying a concealed weapon and possession of marijuana.)

11:00 AM – Recruit arrives on campus and is assigned new student-athlete.

11:15 AM – Tour of campus.

11:45 AM – Recruit and family arrive at Athletics Department office to meet with Tennessee Athletic Director, Mike Hamilton.

11:46 AM – Hamilton cancels the meeting, says he is “too busy with phone calls and damage control.”

12:05 PM Recruit and family arrive at Bruce Pearl’s house for cookout with team and coaches.

12:05 PM – Lunch.

1:30 PM – Recruit and family check in at Super 8 Knoxville.  Family stays behind for remainder of the visit.

2:00 PM – Tour of athletic facilities (Thompson-Boling Arena, Neyland Stadium)

2:25 PM – Hostess returns to offices for paperwork.  Recruit and student-athlete rent a car at Hertz Rent-A-Car in West Knoxville.

2:50 PM – Recruit and student-athlete meet up with other student-athletes at K-Mart.  The group purchases powered pellet guns.

3:05 PM – A robbery is reported at a 7-Eleven on the West End.

3:07 PM – Student-athletes are arrested and booked by police.  Hostess picks up recruit and returns to campus.

3:20 PM – A new student-athlete is assigned to the recruit.

4:00 PM – Recruit meets with representatives of Bornova Belediye, Efes Pilsen, and Besiktas Cola Turka of BEKO TBL to discuss future playing opportunities overseas.

6:15 PM – Steak dinner at Ye Olde Steakhouse with family and Tennessee athletic boosters.  Recruit wanted the bone-in filet and lobster tail but ordered the cuban sandwich because boosters say, “frankly, no one from the University of Tennessee not named Peyton Manning has made any money.”

7:45 PM – Social gathering at “Bar Knoxville” on Cumberland.  Recruit stars as a background dancer in Swiperboy’s “Get D-League Money” music video, filmed on-site.

8:10 PM – Fight breaks out.  Three stabbed, two shot, and 23 wounded.  Two police officers are assaulted in the melee.  UT student-athletes are arrested and booked.

8:20 PM – A new student-athlete is assigned to the recruit.

8:34 PM – Recruit, hostess, and student-athlete are pulled over on Papermill Drive.  Student-athlete is arrested and booked for outstanding warrants stemming from a previous drug arrest and failure to pay child support.

8:45 PM – A new student-athlete is assigned to the recruit.

9:35 PM – Recruit, hostess, and student-athlete arrive at “The Dripping Lollipop” Gentlemen’s Club.  Hostess is 35 minutes late for work.

11:15 PM – Recruit and student-athlete leave the club and go to an on-campus house party. Hostess stays behind because “she’s paying her own way through law school.”

11:40 PM – Recruit meets former UT athletes who never left Knoxville at the house party.

12:06 AM – Recruit tells former and current student-athletes at the party that he loves the University of Tennessee and will commit in the morning. Student-athletes tell the recruit, “we have a surprise.”

12:15 AM – Recruit and student-athletes arrive at “Rocky Top Ink” tattoo parlor.  Recruit receives his first teardrop tattoo below his right eye.

12:55 AM – Recruit and student-athlete return to campus for the night.

1:30 AM – Police are called to North Carrick Hall.  Three UT student-athletes and the recruit are arrested and booked for breaking and entering, assault, and robbery.

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Happy Tennessee Hate Day, everyone!

Go Cats.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

23 Comments for Tennessee’s Itinerary for Official Recruiting Visit



  1. macon_volfan
    1:34 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    this is totally made up. There are no 7-Elevens in Knoxville!



  2. jerry lee lewis
    1:34 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    first!!!! rico suave



  3. jerry lee lewis
    1:35 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    dang nvm



  4. reality
    1:39 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I love Tennessee Hate Day! #Hate



  5. twnky
    1:42 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    They some snitches



  6. Dale Gribble
    1:42 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    The Dripping Lollipop. How about the Mouse’s Ear?



  7. Claw
    1:43 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    “I’ve got a tough job. I’ve got to put these guys from different worlds together, right? I’ve got guys from Chicago, Detroit … I’m talking about the ‘hood! And I’ve got guys from Grainger County, where they wear the hood.” – Bruce Pearl

    “You know, Tennessee is a beautiful state. Before I moved here I didn’t know you had so many mountains. Now it’s my goal to mount Pat Summitt.” – Bruce Pearl

    “No, I’m kidding. I really want to f–k Lane Kiffin’s wife. That’s not a joke. I’d like to check under that hood, if you know what I mean.” – Bruce Pearl

    “Does Lane Kiffin seem retarded to anyone else? Ah, why am I asking you people? You’re all inbred retards. That’s even worse. Your retard minds probably think Lane Kiffin is a genius.” – Bruce Pearl

    “Have you weirdos ever actually read the lyrics to Rocky Top? ‘Once there was a girl onrockytop /Half bear the other half cat /Wild as a mink, sweet as soda pop /I still dream about that.’ What the f–k does that mean? You people sleep with wildcats and sheep?” – Bruce Pearl

    “I love speaking at charity events. I’ve got a semi right now. What? This is a children’s charity? Too late. I’m fully engorged.” – Bruce Pearl



  8. P.L. Wallingford, III
    1:46 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Guys, if I want to read this sort of sophomoric, low-brow, lame humor I’d go to Kentucky Sports Radio’s Blog……wait a minute……nevermind.



  9. Alabama Student who hates Tenn.
    1:46 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Thats pretty good stuff man. Oh how I hate Tennessee



  10. mjblue2
    1:48 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Drew is on a roll today…



  11. The Real Pioneer
    1:49 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    TROY MCKINLEY LOATHES TENNESSEE!



  12. SaggyWheels
    1:49 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    as much as yall dominate online polls and voting, the least you could do is go like this damn page and follow them on twitter. http://www.facebook.com/#!/nba2lou http://twitter.com/#!/nba2lou



  13. Richard Dew
    2:02 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Chris Lofton is playing in Russia this year, thank you.



  14. please
    2:08 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    seriously?! jorts day much better than this. don’t get egg on your face sunday.



  15. Dale Gribble
    2:10 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Is Cheryl Miller’s Brother calling the game Sunday?



  16. Tito Santana
    2:19 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Can the podcast be fixed to where the correct show is playing?



  17. Joey P.
    2:27 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Fantastic, or Catastic I should say!!



  18. Just Say'in
    2:27 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Is recruit planning to major in roadside fire-cracker stand mangement?????????



  19. lpool003
    2:27 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    4:00 is the best one haha.



  20. podcaster
    2:40 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    For some reason the podcast link from the radio website connects us to the show done on the 28th of February. Is there anyway yall could help a brotha hear Big E-Z’s last day? Pre-shate it.



  21. Tenn is 7%
    3:14 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    says funny that they send Cheryl’s brother to call the game on Summitt Court



  22. Kevin O'Neill
    4:09 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    “Jeffrey Dahmer killed and ate seventeen people just blocks away from the Marquette Campus, and we didn’t have problems recruiting there. I don’t think that UT being thought of as a football school will present much of a problem recruiting here.”- Keven O’Neill, former Vol hoops coach



  23. TrueBlueFan4Ever
    10:52 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This. Was. Awesome. Now, we just need to win on Sunday….. :/