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Tennessee fans, what they’re saying…

Over 36 hours have passed since Kentucky destroyed the Vols in Bruce Pearl’s return to coaching. That’s plenty of time for Vol fans to let reality soak in, so I thought I’d snoop around and see what fans are saying on Tennessee message boards.  It took me a while to weed my way through discussions about where Tyler Smith buys his marijuana and how Chris Lofton is the greatest pure shooter in Turkish professional basketball history, but I finally found some chatter about the Kentucky game.  Here are a couple of messages that stood out (with additional commentary.)

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SGMVols: We made Josh Harrellson look like ****ing Shaq. Awesome. (Jorts-Fu, the video game, coming soon to SNES)

SeanJean: Kentucky is #18 in the country, not #1. They aren’t that good of a team, yet we made them look like the Lakers. (But with Greg Raymer’s doppleganger, not Jack Nicholson, sitting courtside.)

DeepSpringsVol: I hate my Sports Life sometimes. I can’t stand losing to Kentucky. (Become a football fan. Problem solved.)

BACKDOCK: I changed the channel to Larry the cable guy Only in America on History ch. for a while. I just couldn’t believe all of the easy layups they were blowing. (I DVR’d it. Don’t tell me how it ends.)

VolSportsFan: Pearl sucks against UK. (They’re finally admitting it.)

SeanJean: Harrelson is Usain Bolt compared to Brian Williams. (He can out-run cops?)

SLOBBER_KNOCKER_U: Steven Pearl couldn’t hit a bull in the A** with a bass fiddle or throw a rock in the ocean, much less hit an open shot (Ah, the Saul Smith treatment.)

RockyTopJA: What I wouldn’t give to have Wayne Chism back right now. (The NCAA denied his appeal for a ninth season of eligibility.)

Paducah Vol: I think KY should drive it past the nail more. (Okay, that one is funny.)

BallerVol2010: It doesn’t count any different than a 1 point loss. (What?)

OWH: I’m done with Bruce Pearl. There. I said it. Time to move on. (FireBrucesManBoobs.com is available)

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It sounds like UT fans are pretty upset.  They didn’t really expect to win in Rupp Arena, did they?

SMH.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

41 Comments for Tennessee fans, what they’re saying…



  1. OldManYellsatCloud
    1:08 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Larry the Cable Guy’s frog jumped like 9 feet, sorry to ruin it for you.



  2. GoCats2
    1:09 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Which one of these is Macon_Volfan?



  3. BBN
    1:12 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Dumbasses haha. Who do u all see returing for the sophmore seasons? Jones Lamb or Knighy

    I Feel knight and lamb will return to be honest and Jones has a shot but maybe Im just being optimistic…



  4. macon_volfan
    1:14 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    #2 none–they all have their shirts on.



  5. Don'tListenToMacon_VolFan,HisNameIsDewayne(WOW)
    1:16 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Sorry Dewayne. There’s always a chance in Knoxville right?



  6. Al's IndiCats
    1:24 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    3) I think Knight and Lamb may return. Knight will have his degree if he comes back next year. Yesterday someone said that Lamb is not going to class, the verdict is still out on Terrence though. If Terrence would go to the right more often I think he should go pro, but I think he’d be riding the pine for a year or two if he did.



  7. holdmeclosertinydanson
    1:25 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Because when needing a analogy for accuracy, “hitting a bull in the a$$ with a bass fiddle” is always the first one that comes to mind. Instead of that less common “rock in a ocean” one that nobody would understand.



  8. DoubleBaconSixTeeth
    1:27 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    We lost because we didn’t have our weapons.



  9. macon_volfan
    1:29 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    #5-no worries. It was a good game, as it was nice to see the Vols not fold when they got down. In years past, the game would have been a 30 pt blowout.

    And a correction, Drew….

    Chris Lofton is the greatest pure shooter in NBDL history. (watch him Saturday night @11PM on Versus as the Lofton led Iowa Energy take on the hated Dakota Wizards)



  10. 49 Chevy
    1:30 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    #2-You can’t see the back of his head, but it was in the pic just before this was taken.



  11. BBN
    1:35 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Thanks 6 for actually responding to my question.I actually don’t think Lamb would just go and quit going to classes. Having a hard time understanding if thats true.



  12. bamman
    1:39 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    why would Lofton be in the NBDL? Couldn’t he make more cash in europe?



  13. ILoveMacon_VolFan
    1:42 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Seriously, man. I’m glad you stop in from time to time. Your posts are always hilarious.



  14. macon_volfan
    1:47 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Thanks. I’m just a simple history teacher from Transy that cheers for the big O.



  15. BukakenNursinHomes
    1:54 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    14) Au contraire Macon you are the Jimmy Dykes of history teachersexcept where Dykes uses the term violent cuts you use Manifest Destiny, the nail is replaced by the mug wumps, and guarding our yard becomes a chicken in every pot.



  16. Don
    1:58 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    “Thanks. I’m just a simple history teacher from Transy that cheers for the big O”.

    Oprah?

    🙂



  17. KSR Spy
    1:59 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Yeah, Macon_VolFan is the best rival fan I have ever seen on here. He is cool headed, knows his basketball, isn’t an idiot, and still won’t take people’s shit. Love it.



  18. Al's IndiCats
    2:02 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    JUst wondering….has anyone else heard that Lamb isn’t going to classes other than the Tard Troll?



  19. Voluntears
    2:04 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Screw Rupp arena! They wouldn’t let me bring my girl in to watch the dang gum game. SO what if she is a sheep, she came in 2nd in the 4-h fair contest this year. And boy that Bruce Pearl sure does have a pretty mouth! WOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE ROCKY TOP!



  20. Sammydog
    2:04 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    #6 and #11. There is no way Sandy Bell would not know if any player were not going to class. If that were the case, he would not be playing. Period.



  21. trey
    2:06 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    PG:Teague,Knight
    SG:Knight,Lamb,Lacey(pending)
    SF:Gilchrist,Miller,Wiltjer
    PF:Jones,Wiltjer
    C:Davis
    WE HAVE A CHANCE FOR GREATNESS MY FRIENDS!



  22. A.T.
    2:07 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    17) Too bad he doesn’t equate bold-faced lying to the NCAA to a “free SAT score.”



  23. Mr Schwump
    2:07 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    14, has Lofton’s other nut rotted off yet?



  24. load testing
    2:09 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    the 2 on the left are impostors, and I’m not sure about the guy on the right…they have all their teeth. Couldn’t be real Vol fans.



  25. Cristoforouk
    2:09 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Rumors can be started on both sides. Just the other day it was said that Terrence Jones told someone that all the freshman have made plans to return together for their sophomore years. You choose what to believe.

    I for one think they all NEED another year in college. But it’s tough to pass up that money. I don’t think any of them would play much in the NBA for 2-3 years if they left.



  26. The Fan
    2:10 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    18. don’t ever listen to a cards fan.



  27. macon_volfan
    2:11 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    #14 is the fake me. But the sentiment remains…I don’t like oprah though.



  28. mada0891
    2:20 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    21,you got Liggins going pro?



  29. Kash
    2:21 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink


  30. trey
    2:24 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    No, I forgot about Liggins. Sorry about that



  31. mike walton
    2:42 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    they need to stick to what they know best—bar-b-q”s at brucey house—-SHHHHHHHH wewont tell



  32. mike walton
    2:43 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    bbq at perals house but dont tell anyone. they do that good



  33. UK Fan 25
    2:49 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    whos to say that liggins wont go pro? nba does draft defensive specialist as well. if orton went…??



  34. Operation Win-Ter
    3:07 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Sweaty Bruce forgot about Liggins too!!!



  35. Sheriff Buford T. Justice
    3:11 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    33. If that were true they would have taken “the hawk”



  36. GhostofBearBryant
    3:23 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    That’s amazing work! You got a quote from every known vol mens bball fan in existence.



  37. KSR1080Fan
    3:27 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    I got to thinking about that nail in the floor and
    wondered why it was that Perry Stevenson got his
    foot stuck on it at least once a game and nobody else did?



  38. macon_volfan
    3:32 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    #15-that is incredible.



  39. b diddy
    6:25 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    tennessee fans are nothing but imbred trailer trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  40. macon_volfan
    8:01 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    that’s not very nice…..



  41. Katbluefan
    10:22 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Lofton really made a bad decision when he went to Tennessee, how many players has Pearl gotten to the NBA ?? Scotty Hopson will be another one that Pearl scr8ws up and most likely hurts his chances on an NBA career.