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Ten Schools Get Their Own Signature Fragrance

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Have you ever wanted to smell like the University of Tennessee, LSU, or Auburn? Well my friend, if you answered yes to that question, I have great news for you! Masik Collegiate Fragrances has created a line of signature fragrances for ten universities around America (pictured above), six of which are in the SEC. These scents aren’t just random collections of chemicals with a college’s logo slapped on them either. No sir. These colognes were developed by traveling to each of the respective campuses and matching the scents accordingly. The below quote, taken from Masik’s official site, describes exactly what goes into the process.

Masik was extremely meticulous about how they created the scent for each school. They wanted to ensure their perfumers had a clear vision of what each school represented. As a result, Masik conducted campus visits, discussions with students and alumni and a significant amount of research. In the end, the following distinctive characteristics served as inspiration for each university’s “signature scent”:  School colors, mascot spirit, traditions and history, landmarks and architectural style, campus trees and flowers, mission statements, college town character, and themes in the alma mater and fight songs.

Unfortunately, I haven’t had the privilege of testing the colognes for myself, but a friend has informed me that North Carolina’s has the overwhelming scent of pretentiousness with subtle notes of marijuana and academic fraud.

Article written by Jonathan Schuette

41 Comments for Ten Schools Get Their Own Signature Fragrance



  1. RJ
    4:05 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Seriously, does ANYONE really want to know what “Penn State” smells like!?



  2. Heisenberg
    4:05 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    So does Penn State smell like showers and shame?



  3. WarrenT
    4:14 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Most schools shown here need something to cover up the smell of NCAA investigations occurring on their campuses.



  4. Cousins Fake Tooth
    4:31 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    The UT one smells like a fresh landfill.



  5. buddha
    4:31 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    The University of Indiana smells like a subtle blend of “Sweet 16” & “I have been thinking about you alot since last weekend. A whole lot.”

    So in other words it smells like repeated failed attempts at dry humping a bar stools.



  6. SeoulCat
    4:42 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    #4, no, my friend. UT’s fragrance is called “Eau de Puke…inside of a Pumpkin Orange”



  7. UL
    4:50 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    We smell like prison and inferior mary jane.



  8. u of smell
    4:50 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Louisvilles would smell like blunts, colt 45s, freshly trimmed beards (line of course), & an STD



  9. YSR2KSR
    4:54 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    psu…wonder what shame smells like?



  10. Lakesidecatsfan
    4:55 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Emma Talley, from Princeton, KY is the winner of the USGA women’s amateur championship!!



  11. kishpaughKat
    5:12 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    UT’s smells like a combination of wild onions and failure. Which also happens to be the two main ingredients in Bruce Pearls favorite BBQ sauce.



  12. Olfactory
    5:13 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Probably all smell like cr*p!!! Wouldn’t waste my money!



  13. UK should talk...
    5:30 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Rednecks, incest, Ashley Judd’s arm pit sweat, and Lees fried chicken. Smells yummy



  14. Harry
    5:34 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Is mascot spirit and mascot gas the same thing. And what kind of smell do you associate with fight songs?



  15. Yep
    5:58 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Heard they are struggling with ours. They can’t figure out how to combine fresh cut bluegrass, saddle leather and magnolias.

    Broke dick UofL fans have been asked just to open a bag of dog feed and stick it in their closet.



  16. LA
    6:04 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    i wonder if the penn state one smells like paterno looking the other way?



  17. big dinky
    6:05 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    UT has to smell like ass.



  18. big dinky
    6:10 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    State Penn or Penn State has essence of Sandusky after a few rounds of picking up soap. A nice combination of soap and ass and Bubba.



  19. Knoxville Odor
    6:14 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    UT smells like finger print blotter ink and goat.



  20. Wonder
    6:20 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    If UK had a fragrance, do you think it would smell like Louisville’s balls? I mean UK has them on their chin so often.



  21. badonkadonk
    6:20 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Penn St – smell of sweat, soap and fear



  22. Tom Jurich
    6:26 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Ours will smell like cheap parmesan cheese and bad sex.



  23. RJ
    6:49 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    #20 – says the UL fan who is suckling at UK’s teat by coming to this site to troll in every post, all the while making Matt Jones more wealthy through page views.



  24. Linda Taylor
    7:01 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    20 – That would be impossible. UL would have to have some first.



  25. Chaz
    7:22 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    UK – I love the smell of Bluegrass in the morning. Smells like … VICTORY



  26. Uncle Escobar
    8:00 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Tennessee smells like Caribbean red, gunpowder and the fragrance of a rental car agreement carbon copy.



  27. Knows better
    8:01 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    UK would smell like 23 year old Pappy Van Winkle. As a matter of fact I think I will have some now.



  28. Internet
    8:27 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    23. Do you even know how money is made on the Internet?



  29. Jim 1
    8:40 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    #6&11….get that dog out of here.



  30. Kevin C.
    9:04 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    UT’s should simply be called STANK.



  31. rainman
    9:13 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    I’m sure LOSERVILLE would smell like seman, problem
    is, it wears off and you have to aply every 15 seconds!



  32. Cardinal Shit
    9:16 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    Have you ever smelled birdshit and meth breath on a hot summer day?



  33. Eau De Toilette
    9:46 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    So a mix of horse$hit, coal dust and cheap bourbon wasnt popular?



  34. UKBlue
    10:47 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    UL’s would smell like weed, desperation, Crown Royal, the toxic dirt under PJ Stadium & Yum Center, inside of jail, a hint of Porcini’s, Does denial & lying to yourself have a smell(If it does their in), Pitino & Jurich jock, with the underlying smell of BO.



  35. dubdubdub
    10:50 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    @ 23 – a good way to start making money on the internet is get 200,00 hits a day on an independent sports blog and cash the ad revenue checks. KSR appreciates your contribution.



  36. What?
    11:16 pm August 11, 2013 Permalink

    I was wondering why we didn’t get one, but then I realized Cool Water is already out there……



  37. bigcatstanding
    2:52 am August 12, 2013 Permalink

    So if Louisville gets a fragrance it will smell like bird poop. Not so much different than Kentuckys fragrance smelling like a bird feathers I made a funny lol. Being serious now I think Kentucky should have Ashley Judd design are fragments. While Louisville can have that girl that Rick hooked up with design there’s. This is to eazy that guy Rick leaves material by the crate full find him. Or we can go after Coach Cal and call him a cheater with absolutely no evidence. ILF#9



  38. bigcatstanding
    3:06 am August 12, 2013 Permalink

    # 20 do you think that team off midgets can jump high enough for the smell to get there. Kentucky’s starting line up average size 6’8. Louisville’s starting lineup average size. 6’3. now let’s come again whose breath will smell like nuts this is to eazy. Louisville goes on a 30-year hibernation., while at the same time replacing their past fans with band wagon jumpers. which explains the lack of knowledge. Louisville will have at times 3 players on the court at the same time 6 foot or under. it will seem like Kentucky is playing some JV team at times it will be laughable. December the 28th can come soon enough. final score Kentucky 112 ul 57



  39. JR
    8:40 am August 12, 2013 Permalink

    Tennessees fragrance is doe urine.



  40. noyoudidn't
    11:28 am August 12, 2013 Permalink

    Love the analysis of what NC’s fragrance would smell like. But. . . , along those thought lines I would hate to think what Penn State’s ‘signature scent’ consists of.



  41. Ken
    2:04 pm August 12, 2013 Permalink

    If louisville had one it would be essence of bullshit