Remember former Florida point guard Teddy Dupay? You could remember him from his days as the diminuative, hateable Gator point guard or you could remember him from one of those many irritating calls during dinner. Or, if you’re one Utah woman, you’ll remember him as the bowl-cut chubby who attacked you at a ski resort. Dupay, likely the best ball-handling telemarketer in the land, will serve 30 days in jail thanks to a deal that allowed him to plead guilty to aggravated assault and two misdemeanors. Dupay was originally charged with rape, aggravated assault and aggravated kidnapping back in June of 2008.
So, let that be a lesson, kids. Nothing good can ever come of a haircut like this.