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Tale of the Tape: Quarterbacks

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In the debut edition of ‘Tale of the Tape,’ let’s take a look at the starting quarterbacks for this Saturday’s Governor’s Cup.  On one side, we have Mike Hartline.  Mike is entering his senior season at Kentucky with one last chance to show Big Blue Nation he has what it takes to be a winner.  On the other side, we have… Google search… Adam Froman.  He is… ummmm… Who the hell is Adam Froman?

#5  M. Hartline

Class: Senior

Hometown: Canton, OH

Height: 6’6

Weight: 210

High School: GlenOak

2009 Stats: 79-133, 802 yards, 6 TDs, 7 INTs

Highlight of 2009 Season: First half of the S.C. game

2009 Record: 2-3 as starter

Playbook: Don’t ‘F’ Up

Strengths: The Mustache (Bring it back, Mike!)

Weaknesses: Message boards

Major: Kinesiology

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#9 A. Froman better known as…

“Afroman”

Class: Senior

Hometown: Santa Rosa, CA

Height: 6’4

Weight: 220

Last School: Santa Rosa JC (CA)

Why Louisville? “Met this girl from Pikeville…” (Very NSFW)

2009 Stats: 111-185, 1354 yards, 6 TDs, 5 INTs

Highlight of 2009 Season: Seeing Randall Cobb in person / Not starting against Kentucky

2009 Record: 2-5 as starter

Playbook: Colt 45 and Two Zig-Zags

Strengths: n/a

Weaknesses: Gingervitis

Major: “I could’ve cheated, and I could’ve passed, but I got high“***

***I’m not implying that Adam Froman gets high.  Just that he has an awesome new KSR nickname to go with “The Sausage King”.  (Then again, he does go to Louisville.)

Prediction: Go Cats.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR