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Swiperboy Entertainment Wants Afternoon Notes

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A few notes on a busy Monday, put together as quickly as possible.  I have to make a move before Woolridge’s muscle above (I think his name is MC Lady Boobs) tracks me down.  Why so serious?…

 – There were a lot of words in the post about Cal’s teleconference this morning and if you’re not one to fancy the whole reading thing, the big takeaway is that Calipari expects much more from this team down the stretch.  Cal said that no team in the country has more upside and, if he truly believes that to be true, there public statements lately about maximizing each player’s individual contribution and development ring more true.  It’s a noble goal in any season to coach that type of growth, but this season’s team doesn’t have the bodies to make up for guys not getting the most of what they have.

 – It’s more fun down in Knoxville for the UT Men’s Basketball team as Jordan McRae was suspended and now Renaldo “Swiperboy” Woolridge may have violated NCAA rules when filming a rap video at a local bar.  It seems like a stupid rule, but it’s Tennessee, so I’m all for harsh enforcement.  And, hopefully, some serious wind sprints for recording his video blogs on the team plane after losses.  Somewhere, Tom Crean is about to puke as he realizes those two fat guys from the IU rap video won’t be able to play for him next year.  No big deal.  Hoosier fans are more than happy to move the year they’ll “be back” another half-decade or so.  Give Crean time!

 – After the rival Longhorns won the television contract Powerball last week, chatter about Texas A&M possibly  looking at the SEC as a future destination started up again Monday.  It seems like an annual affair at this point and one that usually proves to have little truth to it or move much beyond filler space.  But that’s what you need some time.  Filler space.  Did I say filler space?  Yes, filler space.  Filler?  Just met her.

 –  There was far too little excitement over Bun B coming over to the good side.  This disappoints me.

 – Florida cornerback Janoris Jenkins was arrested for marijuana possession.  This does not disappoint me or surpise me.  In fact, I’m surprised it’s even getting coverage.  It’s pretty much standard procedure anymore in Gainesville.

 – Locally, Carson Palmer is said to be demanding a trade.  Bengals are demanding that someone – anyone – please want him.

 – The UK women’s team officially announced the transfer of high school All-American Samarie Walker from UConn.  She will have three and a half years of eligibility remaining.

In case you missed it, here’s today’s podcast of Kentucky Sports Radio.  Matt and Zach were on it and they talked about UK sports and all the things you could find in Ramon Galloway’s hair.  Check it out.

 

Article written by Thomas Beisner

28 Comments for Swiperboy Entertainment Wants Afternoon Notes



  1. Picture!
    4:05 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    This picture is SO bad in SO many ways!



  2. GoCats2010
    4:05 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Dougie Mitchell is going to kill it over the next few years. “My Man Mitch” had better fork over enough cash to keep him around



  3. Bunglesarehurrible
    4:11 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Free Carson



  4. My Big Enes
    4:12 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    This picture is the gold standard for why the “crop” feature was invented.



  5. Lex07
    4:15 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Is the guy in the middle “shooting” the white dude?



  6. Rockfield, KY
    4:16 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    What does Swiperboy mean?



  7. Citizen Cane
    4:21 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    1,5 Although I don’t know the big butch chick could grow on me.



  8. Han
    4:26 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Carson’s smart to want to get out. The Bengals are jinxed forever. Their two best years since they got him, one year saw him and Henry done for the season on the first offensive play of the post-season. The other saw the team sweep the conference, but lose their explosiveness when Henry was injured (and later killed).

    They’ve got a talented receiving corp and good DBs, but they just can’t put it together.

    Someone will want him. I heard the Vikings have an opening at QB.



  9. tyrus
    4:31 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    the guy on the far right looks constipated.



  10. Picture!
    4:34 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    6) It’s a Dora the Explorer character. I will be chearing “Swiper no Swiping” when they come to Rupp. Is it obvious, I have young kids?



  11. glensboro icon
    4:59 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    why are they all so angry? and why is there only 1 chick with 4 dudes? exactly what kind of video were they making?



  12. kentuckyjoe
    5:00 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    why isn’t that tall playing hoops somewhere?



  13. #5
    5:10 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Am I a dude?



  14. Regis Philbin
    5:24 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Someone is on her way to a bukkake party



  15. Blue Donkey
    5:30 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Walker will only have two and a half years of eligibility remaining – not three and a half.



  16. Triple Penetration
    5:50 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Tell the blonde chick I’m looking for her



  17. Soap MacTavish
    5:51 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    PLEASE get Carson out of Cincinnati. Also, organize a coup and remove Mike Brown.



  18. Big D
    6:00 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    O.K. everyone, check your package. I guess they(the guys) think they look good. I just don’t get it. Oh well, I don’t get a lot of stuff.



  19. KentuckyHouse
    6:02 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Carson, I really thought you were the one for us Bengals fans. You’ve shown so much promise but this year was a complete letdown and frankly, you’re the one to blame for it. While T.O. was having a great year (despite you) and Ocho had another quality year, you completely sucked. Frankly, you’ve never been the same since Pittsburgh tried to kill you (last year, notwithstanding). So, as unceremoniously as you’ve decided to demand a trade, I’ve decided to say this…DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS!

    Anyone want to get together for a Carson Palmer jersey-burning? I’ve got one that isn’t worth the material his name is printed on.



  20. Bob Knight
    6:19 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Guarantee that chick had to a) wash her hair and b) go to the clinic to get checked after making that video.



  21. so what
    6:24 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    white guy is the only one that hasnt hit it yet



  22. Big D
    7:52 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    21)His thing is shriveled up from roids.



  23. HilljackLinebeard
    7:59 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    White dude was let in so the guys could bang his sister. Nice!



  24. le prick
    8:38 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    ok, people. My 47 year-old aunt flashed a hand sign in a pic at x-mas right before she used the word “bling” in a sentence…this fad is finally and thankfully dead. Please pass on the GD memo, as looking like a tool is obviously not enough to thwart usage.

    This means that, much like the tired ‘saggin’ look, the state of Ky will only have to endure these relics for about 5 more years.



  25. Dandy Don
    9:34 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    The chubbster on the far right looks like he could use a good ass whippin…….and a diet



  26. Stickman
    10:54 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    That chick isn’t all that great but lets be honest, I wouldn’t turn her down–BEFORE she met those 4 chumps. Afterwards, not so much.

    Hey white guy, breathe! Your beer gut has to hurt from trying to keep it sucked in long enough for the picture.



  27. Bruce Pearl
    11:53 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    The chic is Cait McMahan look her up on facebook

    White dude is Matt Wegzyn follow him on twitter @DJWegz_SB

    dude to left of Swiperboy with hat on backwards is Yung Q

    follow him on twitter @YungQ_SBYZ

    Swiperboy is the guru rapper here in Knox-Vegas! Do a search for his personal page on “Renaldo Swiperboy Woolridge” and his fan page, just search “Swiperboy”

    Twitter hes at http://www.twitter.com/swiperboy

    YouTube Channel http://www.YouTube.com/TheAnswerSwiperboy

    instead of Black and Yellow Black and Yellow, hes got the Orange and White Orange and White

    He will be the pain to Rupp and welcome all the Blue Nation to Thompson-Boling in a few short weeks!!



  28. Bruce Pearl
    11:54 pm January 24, 2011 Permalink

    Oh yeah if you all Kentucky folk wanna see your boy who gotta away Scotty Hopson, hes in one of his latest videos here http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAnswerSwiperboy#p/a/u/2/Z1uLFl51Nfk