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Surveillance Video of UT’s Equipment Room Bandit

You may remember the story of the former UT basketball strength coach who broke into the UT basketball office and stole money and tanning cream. Well video is now out of the incident and it is awesome. We see the perpetrator (dressed to fool any onlookers into thinking he is Cornholio) attempting to use his keys (they changed the locks) and brandishing equipment he plans to use in his caper. It is awesome and seems to be the type of thing that would have happened here only in the Billy Clyde era, but in Knoxville, it is just a regular Friday night.

Article written by Matt Jones

16 Comments for Surveillance Video of UT’s Equipment Room Bandit



  1. Big Rich
    8:33 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    How dumb could he…… Never mind, forgot this was on UTs campus



  2. Slappy
    8:33 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    When questioned by the authorities, he told them that he needed TP for his bunghole.



  3. Beans
    8:37 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    Slappy wins.



  4. UT Harry Potter
    8:37 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    Cloak of Invisibilty malfunction…



  5. Butthead
    8:39 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    Huh huh huh huh, Beavis, you dumbass



  6. Corn-hulio
    8:46 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    #2, ya beat us to the punch.



  7. Fireants25
    9:15 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    Dumb mother…. How can someone be that damn dumb ha wow



  8. Stratblend
    9:38 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    All I can see is Beavis ::

    I am cornholio. Seek teepee for my bunghole



  9. bluemanchew
    10:19 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    looks like he is drunk by the way he is swaying when he stops at the door must have needed some liquid courage



  10. wan8iv
    10:24 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    He was framed!!!



  11. Ray Mears' tanning salon
    10:25 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    He did not steal the tanning cream at Thompson. That was from an earlier incident at a store. I think it is more of a robbery that someplace charges $100 for tanning cream.



  12. Catlogic15
    11:05 pm March 1, 2013 Permalink

    Drugs or gamble habit.

    Move on. Happens a lot.



  13. agatha
    12:38 am March 2, 2013 Permalink

    Hey!! KSR, when your first report said he broke in with a saw, I thought “what a dummy”. Now that I see the video and realize it was an ELECTRIC saw, it all makes sense. He just had a little bad luck. And a little brain.



  14. Raazoul
    7:00 am March 2, 2013 Permalink

    Wait, does this guy think the cameras point straight down from the ceiling? What’s the jacket gonna do? Maybe the bath salts have him believing he’s really Darth Maul and the saw is his light saber.



  15. Tom Anderson
    8:20 am March 2, 2013 Permalink

    Hey, isn’t that one of them boys that’s been wacking off in my tool shed?



  16. Dave
    9:39 am March 2, 2013 Permalink

    Thanks Jones, this was awesome. Or, should I say it was a waste of 45 seconds? Yeah, it was a waste. Man, this site is going downhill.