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Surprise, Surprise, Another Football Player Goes to Jail

#96 REALLY sticks out, on and off the field.

#96 REALLY sticks out, on and off the field.

#96 REALLY sticks out, on and off the field.

In case hearing about one college football player being arrested for barking at a dog wasn’t enough, a very smart West Virginia football player got himself into a hilarious predicament over the weekend. On July 12th, two Morgantown residents were awoken by three armed men. While the victims were being held at gunpoint, one of them noticed that one of the robbers was wearing official WVU football sweatpants. Needless to say the investigation didn’t take too much time once the police matched the #96 sweatpants to defensive lineman Korey Harris.


After being arrested Friday for first-degree armed robbery, Harris was promptly kicked off the Mountaineer football team. While it may seem logical to not wear the clothes given to you by the University that is providing you a free education, football players don’t often use logic, or any rational thought process for that matter. That is why Funny of Die has provided us with an inside look at the NFL’s new off-the-field training program.


[Warning: these guys are very hilarious, so there is some obvious vulgar language. Also, wait until the very end of the video for their best punch line.]


Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

5 Comments for Surprise, Surprise, Another Football Player Goes to Jail

  1. You won't believe this, but
    7:29 pm July 21, 2013 Permalink

    …he has already been spotted on U of Smell’s campus and been offered a spot on the team! He was told to bring all his other thug teammates with him because they have room. By taking transfers they don’t have to recruit as much. By taking other team’s thugs they have a chance to give those players a 2nd chance and turn their lives around. Seriously!

  2. Tom Fitzgerald
    9:12 pm July 21, 2013 Permalink


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    1:35 am July 22, 2013 Permalink

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  4. Do whut?
    5:59 am July 22, 2013 Permalink

    Do whut #3?

  5. cornbreadmafiacook
    1:27 pm July 22, 2013 Permalink

    “these guys are very hilarious”

    they may be, but they sure didn’t show it w/ this effort. stupid/unfunny