**We are pleased to bring you the return of the fake J.B. Holmes diary, cleverly titled “Sup Holmes?”
Not much, man. I wrapped up my first round a the British Open today with a so-so +9. The whole field is just about wrapped up with their round and I’m already ten strokes off of the lead, but I’m good. I planned on spotting these chumps at least six strokes to make sure I had a reason to try the rest of the week. No sense in blowing them away right out of the gate. I’ll probably shoot a 19 tomorrow.
Coverage starts tomorrow morning at 7 on TNT.