What does Kenny P have to do with the Sunday Morning Links? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.
— We’ll kick off this glorious Sunday with Terrence Jones gossip. Jefferson High athletic director Mitch Whitehurst thinks Jones will sign with UW. Whitehurst also says the school isn’t planning another press conference for Jones’ announcement.
— MTV.com is asking, “Are Drake and John Wall the next Jay-Z and Lebron?” If not, are they at least the next Larry Vaught and Eddie Montgomery? I say no way.
— Super Saver won the Kentucky Derby and Calvin Borel is in the zone. It is only a matter of time before he checks himself into sex rehab.
— Speaking of the Kentucky Derby, did you see any of these 7 people who will ruin the Kentucky Derby yesterday? I know most of them personally.
— While you were out spending that $12 Derby payout last night, Floyd “Money” Mayweather dominated Sugar Shane Mosley to stay unbeaten. That’s all I got.
— In football news, three Cats made the “All-SEC Spring Game Team.” Stuart Hines, Donald Russell, and Danny Trevathan made the team, which I don’t understand. The spring game is just practice, right? I mean, practice. We talkin’ about practice.
— And we’ll end with another Terrence Jones tidbit as 2011 UK target Quincy Miller says Jones is gonna be missing out as a Husky . Miller tweeted this message to fellow 2011 recruit Tony Wroten after Jones’ announcement.
That’s all for now. I’m going back to bed.