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Stephen Curry is after your soul

Be warned. Curry already ripped the heart out of Gonzaga, Georgetown and Wisconsin in last year’s tournament. He dropped 44 against Oklahoma in Davidson’s only loss of the season and just 13 points in the final five minutes against Bob Huggins and Co. to come from behind and win in the Jimmy V Classic. On this “off” night, he had 27.

Some might say that his array of 3-point bombs and highlight-reel layups are miracles of God, but I think they’re rather un-Godly. I’m fairly convinced he’s made a pact with the devil and now he’s after the rest of us.

Repent now. Before it’s too late.

Article written by Thomas Beisner