Step right up and check out the odds for The Ryan Lemond Derby!


This week on the radio show, Matt and Ryan set up “The Ryan Lemond Derby.” With the help of the listeners, Matt came up with 20 tasks for Ryan to potentially complete, and drew them from a hat to assign them to each horse in the Kentucky Derby.
Here’s the complete list, updated with current odds, for The Ryan Lemond Derby:
1. Black Onyx +3500 – Bag groceries with John Short
2. Oxbow 25-1 – Perform 5 minutes of stand-up comedy at Comedy Off Broadway
3. Revolutionary 5-1 – Interview with Saul Smith
4. Golden Soul 31-1 – Dress up in a football uniform and take a hit from a high school football player
5. Normandy Invasion 8-1 – Get a small tattoo
6. Mylute 14-1 – Have his wife, Amanda Lemond, on-air to talk about her husband
7. Giant Finish – 44-1 – Shannon’s choice
8. Goldencents 5-1 – Do the show from Hooters in a Hooters uniform
9. Overanalyze 14-1 – Do a serving shift at Malone’s
10. Palace Malice 26-1 – Recreate the Ryan Lemond Derby Dump by having Matt throw Ryan in the mud
11. Lines of Battle 42-1 – Volunteer at a homeless shelter
12. Itsmyluckyday 11-1 – Do the milk gallon challenge on-air
13. Falling Sky 49-1 – Do a spelling Bee with 5th Graders in-studio
14. Verrazano 11-1 – Box a listener
15. Charming Kitten 32-1 – Nothing
16. Orb 6-1 – Camp out in Waddy with the Waddy Werewolf on the loose
17. Will Take Charge 31-1 – Get a full body wax
18. Frac Daddy 15-1 – Grow a beard/Not shave for two months
19. Java’s War 22-1 – Get up and box at 6 a.m. every morning for a month
20. Vyjack 43-1 – Set up a lemonade stand on Nicholasville Road
21. Fear the Kitten +5000
21 Comments for Step right up and check out the odds for The Ryan Lemond Derby!
Palace Malice all the way to the bank
Golden Soul does not sound like a bad deal to me.
bet though he is hoping for charming kitten
Ill box this fool.
I’m now hoping for a dead heat between Revolutionary and Mylute with both tasks performed consecutively on the same show.
Hoping Ryan gets dirty.
Palace Malice. One time baby. Just one time.
This is funny. Well done.
If Ryan has to box a “listener”, can it please be Gregg Doyel?
This should end up being a best KSR moment. I hope it is to camp out in Waddy.
verrazano, revolutionary, falling sky, oxbow FTW
5 – You’re a tool. Go away.
Ryan Lemond is a great American! Kudos to you kind sir!
I thought 1/3 of these were supposed to be good things, 1/3 neutral, and 1/3 humiliating? I hope that if “nothing” wins then Ryan gets to pick something from the list that Matt has to do.
Oxbow–he’s a born comedian!
Leggo palace malice!!!!
Who came up with these? Jason Collins?
All of the favorites are awesome. I love this list. lol
Derby trifecta…Orb, Itsmyluckyday and Java’s War.
Ryan, get your tent ready!
Its going to be a Waddy Werewolf hunt! Better bring your silver bullets, Ryan.
Can’t wait for Ryan to come face to face with the Waddy werewolf. Can u say one of the greatest KSR bits ever!