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Step right up and check out the odds for The Ryan Lemond Derby!

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This week on the radio show, Matt and Ryan set up “The Ryan Lemond Derby.” With the help of the listeners, Matt came up with 20 tasks for Ryan to potentially complete, and drew them from a hat to assign them to each horse in the Kentucky Derby.

Here’s the complete list, updated with current odds, for The Ryan Lemond Derby:

1. Black Onyx +3500 – Bag groceries with John Short

2. Oxbow 25-1 – Perform 5 minutes of stand-up comedy at Comedy Off Broadway

3. Revolutionary 5-1 – Interview with Saul Smith

4. Golden Soul 31-1 – Dress up in a football uniform and take a hit from a high school football player

5. Normandy Invasion 8-1 – Get a small tattoo

6. Mylute 14-1 – Have his wife, Amanda Lemond, on-air to talk about her husband

7. Giant Finish – 44-1 – Shannon’s choice

8. Goldencents 5-1 – Do the show from Hooters in a Hooters uniform

9. Overanalyze 14-1 – Do a serving shift at Malone’s

10. Palace Malice 26-1 – Recreate the Ryan Lemond Derby Dump by having Matt throw Ryan in the mud

11. Lines of Battle 42-1 – Volunteer at a homeless shelter

12. Itsmyluckyday 11-1 – Do the milk gallon challenge on-air

13. Falling Sky 49-1 – Do a spelling Bee with 5th Graders in-studio

14. Verrazano 11-1 – Box a listener

15. Charming Kitten 32-1 – Nothing

16. Orb 6-1 – Camp out in Waddy with the Waddy Werewolf on the loose

17. Will Take Charge 31-1 – Get a full body wax

18. Frac Daddy 15-1 – Grow a beard/Not shave for two months

19. Java’s War 22-1 – Get up and box at 6 a.m. every morning for a month

20. Vyjack 43-1 – Set up a lemonade stand on Nicholasville Road

21. Fear the Kitten +5000

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Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

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21 Comments for Step right up and check out the odds for The Ryan Lemond Derby!



  1. UK
    2:08 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    Palace Malice all the way to the bank



  2. Golden Soul
    2:09 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    Golden Soul does not sound like a bad deal to me.



  3. UK
    2:11 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    bet though he is hoping for charming kitten



  4. TimPRP
    2:13 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    Ill box this fool.



  5. Linda Taylor
    2:39 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    I’m now hoping for a dead heat between Revolutionary and Mylute with both tasks performed consecutively on the same show.



  6. Bill
    2:41 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    Hoping Ryan gets dirty.

    Palace Malice. One time baby. Just one time.



  7. WestWorld
    2:44 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    This is funny. Well done.



  8. Count Blockula
    2:48 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    If Ryan has to box a “listener”, can it please be Gregg Doyel?



  9. Scotty
    3:25 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    This should end up being a best KSR moment. I hope it is to camp out in Waddy.



  10. dave
    4:07 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    verrazano, revolutionary, falling sky, oxbow FTW



  11. Dan
    4:41 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    5 – You’re a tool. Go away.



  12. Bones Jones
    4:43 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    Ryan Lemond is a great American! Kudos to you kind sir!



  13. Roberto
    10:58 pm May 1, 2013 Permalink

    I thought 1/3 of these were supposed to be good things, 1/3 neutral, and 1/3 humiliating? I hope that if “nothing” wins then Ryan gets to pick something from the list that Matt has to do.



  14. Woodstock Tom
    9:22 am May 4, 2013 Permalink

    Oxbow–he’s a born comedian!



  15. t-rav
    9:40 am May 4, 2013 Permalink

    Leggo palace malice!!!!



  16. Otis
    1:22 pm May 4, 2013 Permalink

    Who came up with these? Jason Collins?



  17. Travis
    2:46 pm May 4, 2013 Permalink

    All of the favorites are awesome. I love this list. lol



  18. Travis
    2:52 pm May 4, 2013 Permalink

    Derby trifecta…Orb, Itsmyluckyday and Java’s War.



  19. Jeff Garlin
    6:38 pm May 4, 2013 Permalink

    Ryan, get your tent ready!



  20. Tennessee Wildcat
    6:44 pm May 4, 2013 Permalink

    Its going to be a Waddy Werewolf hunt! Better bring your silver bullets, Ryan.



  21. Travi
    6:47 pm May 4, 2013 Permalink

    Can’t wait for Ryan to come face to face with the Waddy werewolf. Can u say one of the greatest KSR bits ever!