Like, “Why does Colin Cowherd still have a job?”
I’m just kidding. Everybody knows that Colin’s main job is to make his female co-host look even hotter. He’s found his niche. But now, they’re asking which team is most likely to win the NCAA Tournament in 2014? Of course, Kentucky fans have flooded the internet from all over the country to answer emphatically.
I left the McDonald’s ad in because let’s be real those cones are delicious.
The poll is reasonably segregated geographically: the midwest likes Kansas and Michigan State; Arizona likes Arizona, Iowa likes Louisville, and everybody likes Kentucky.
Wait a minute, Iowa likes Louisville? Well. Good for them. At least they got something. And it’s unfair to say that everybody voting for Kentucky is a Kentucky fan. Many are probably just rational fans of other teams acknowledging that the Wildcats will be loaded next season.
Either way, it looks like all is right with the world. Except Colin Cowherd.