Some of them try to rhyme but they can’t rhyme like this (Thursday Show Thread)
A wide variety of topics will be discussed on the show this morning and you better believe Kris Kross will provide some of the music in and out of breaks. KSR loves Kriss Kross and we’ll mourn the loss of Mac Daddy on today’s show.
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Topics include:
— Andrew Wiggins, maybe
— The Kentucky Derby
— Kentucky’s non-conference basketball schedule
— Football recruiting
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237 Comments for Some of them try to rhyme but they can’t rhyme like this (Thursday Show Thread)
Does anyone know what happened to the SEC/Big 12 Challenge? Is the Baylor game our game for that? I was hoping we’d get to play another Big 12 team like, I don’t know, Texas Tech… Also the Keightley Classic is an awesome idea! I wouldn’t mind seeing them name a series of games every year after a former legend connected to UK like Cawood or Rupp.
Man that pic makes me feel old.
So how are the radio contract going? I hope it isn’t like TWC! I hope KSR can do a live remote in Lexington soon!
Chris Cross is talking about you again.
I like guns but who gives a 5-year old kid a gun for their birthday?
Wig wig, wig wig, wiggity to the giggity
Please slow down…our mom works here.
DAAADDDDDDDDDDDD SLOW DOWWWWNNNNNNNN
BUT YOU DIDN’T SLOW DOWN!
You kinda didn’t.
You always ask where people are listening from – Well yesterday I was listening at work (even though I wasn’t allowed to – but I HAD to hear the Ryan Derby things), got caught and so I lost my job. Today I’m listening from home. But hey, at least I’m listening, right?!
Part of the Ryan lemons derby should be Ryan and Matt have to act out the commercial with the kids yelling “slow down” live on the air
I always think you’re saying it wrong, because I expect you to say “Wish and Fildlife”.
Matt this is one of the few things I disagree with you on and Ive been a listener since the beginning of KSR. As a media member you dont have to pay to watch games and you even get food vouchers. I am a season tkt holder that pays thousands and no I am not a blue hair, I stand and cheer!! I think it is fair to want a better home schedule, so I guess im a WHINER
SEC Money > Coal Money. Yes-indeedie.
Andrew Wiggins Analogy:
Like a lottery ticket you bought, that you check everyday, but you don’t know when the jackpot will be announced. Boom!
Question:
If he overdosed, is it too soon to ask if they’ll put the coffin in the ground backwards?
It’s called Centre College, thats my point of view.
Matt whats your thoughts on Wiltjers tweet late last night?
I am craving tacos now
Bluegrass, I would not survive work without KSR.
Ryan, Can you try the Wiggins recruitment analogy again? Very disappointed in your answer yesterday.
There are 13 Liberal Arts Colleges in Kentucky. All are private.
NKU is just the Norse, not the Norsemen.
They need to wear those black uni’s with keightley on the back. Those were sick!
I like the idea of the tourney in Rupp. Plus, the fans won’t have to travel.
Listining at work in Pittsburgh PA. Bobby Mo is losing by at least 25 biggins
The UKIT was a great tournament.
Like a lot of ppl, I thought of the old UKIT when they announced the Keightley Classic.
#19)
What did Wiltjer have to say?
Not sure why so many are upset with Wiggins not committing. I would not be in a hurry to be under the NCAA’s thumb. Some of us like cream cheese on our bagels without violating a rule.
I think LSU could be pretty decent next year. Have a strong class coming in and should have a couple at least decent players returning. If UT puts together a full season, and another SEC team plays well, you’ll be looking at at least 5 SEC teams in the tournament.
I bet Shannon plays “Jump Jump” coming out of the break…
This Turn on the heat (air) commercial song bothers me more than the screechy kids.
Please get rid of the UofL championship add
The iHeart commercial is starting to compete with Slooooowwwww Daaaayyyoooowwwwnnnn commercial for the worst ever.
A potato? what?
Terribly horrid. lol
So, who wants to go play some Golf… cuz I don’t want to work anymore.
33-
Nailed it. haha
Substitute Eastern Kentucky and Morehead State for Eastern Michigan and UNC-Nashville, and you would have a near perfect schedule.
Don’t talk about me then
19- Not the same wiggins
You guys are bad luck? Quick, talk about all of the Kardashians. Thanks in advance.
19) 30) Its a vine video of a white kid with the last name Wiggins, crossing over and his defender falling down as he drives to the basket. Nothing to do with Andrew Wiggins
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28. Agree. From Jerry West to Freeman Williams. A great holiday showcase.
If you are going to play Kris Kross play Tonight’s the Night, Da Bomb, or The Way of Rhyme. I’m the same age as Kris Kross and live here in Atlanta. Them and So So Def Records had the city on lock back in the day. I read he was “speedballing” and so they think it was a overdose.
41. lol I know man, but Im sure he done it to get some people excited
Matt – Wiltjer tweeted a vine of a white boy named wiggins making his defender fall
#30 It just said “Wiggins”
HEY…Isn’t Murray State a liberal-arts college…???
With as much time as you spending driving, you might want to consider investing in an RV. Traveling KSR roadshow.
Matt, you can fly. Skip the driving on that weekend.
First George Jones, and now Chris Kelly. If they find the Waddy Werewolf dead, I blame KSR.
Matt, sounds like, “No sleep till Brooklyn!”
Devan Downey was around 5’9 and schooled a very good team so be careful
Hey Oklahoma…Rick Pitino…Strike one…You go to Otis…Strike…You get an Otis tattoo…NO longer a KENTUCKY WILDCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hang up on him!
8 SEC teams should be better than last year and 6 should be worse.
Wag o’ the finger to that caller for putting Matt in the position where he has to defend RP.
Well Matt, to be fair, this was likely the most talented Pitino team since his UK days, and even though he DID coach them up some, it’s not like they won with a bunch of mathletes that had never played basketball. Blackshear, Siva, Behanen were are highly recruited players.
Are you okay uncle matt? You seem worked up
Rick spent so many years trying to leave UL to get back into the NBA, once he realized the NBA wasnt calling and his legacy was being tarnished by not competing with Cal, he buckled down and the rest was the timing of having that team in the worst collective year for the traditionally talent-rich programs
I liked that last caller…don’t give those Dirty Birds any credit whatsoever.
Do you really think people have to travel to Brooklyn? Don’t you think lots of UK fans already live in the area?
Last year Matt talked about the plague and guess what? There was an outbreak of plague. Matt needs to learn this mysterious power he has for the good of mankind.
Matt, I am sure you will find a way to do both the UK/UT football game and the UK/Providence basketball game…or you will just blow off the football game in person when we are 4-7 going into it. I have faith!
Matt, I hope you guys are going to Dallas. Would love to hear Michael from Dallas live on the air with you for a show. Miss his calls.
I’m fine with schedule, but why does Kentucky never schedule Murray State. They have played all the other Division I teams in the state after this except the Racers. Murray is always one the top teams in the OVC.
60 No it wasnt…Earl Clark/TWill year was more talented…the difference is this past year was devoid of top talent, so the talent discrepancy b/w Pitino’s team and others was bigger
This site needs an automatic refresh feed
Burkesville. It’s on the state line just below Adair County.
#60 I’d say his teams with TWill and Clark were his most talented teams. Had TWill, Clark, Sosa, and Character. But he was never able to get those teams to gel like this one did. And the level of talent was down this year.
My 6year old has a small hunting gun but it is locked up.
In Cumberland County its not unusual for parents to give their kids guns at an early age…not that its right or wrong, but it is commonplace there
I am sad about that story and that just makes this state look horrible. It’s near Wayne Co.
68) Because Murray will only agree to a Home and Home and UK doesnt wanna Play in the CFSB.
Uh oh, Matt said somthing about guns, get ready to FREAK OUT.
Burkesville is on the border with Tennessee below Lake CUmberland. Home of the Honorable David WIlliams
Cumberland cty is Dale Hollow Lake, Burkesville, borders Metcalfe
I have money on the line that Matt will go to the basketball game and will blow off the football game.
Cumberland County is Burkesville. It’s around the Lake Cumberland region close to Clinton, Adair, Russell, Wayne Counties.
Dale needs to call every single day. He’s awesome.
TELL EM DALE!!!!
C A T S DALE DALE DALE!!!!!
Burkesville in Cumberland County where David Williams is from
HAHAHA!! JRock is awesome.
Cumberland County is in Burkesville, KY which is about 30 miles west of Wayne country?
Don’t whine Matt.
Once again… see why we can’t have anything nice?
Home of the Bully of Burkesville.
Wearing you clothes backwards today isn’t disrespectful at all. I wore a possum mask the day after George Jones dies.
Jelico mountain is NOT in EASTERN Kentucky.
What about the UK RV that was their for Ryan Timmons announcement
Actually Michigan State does do that.
HEY MATT!!…Talk to Tom Leach or Mike Pratt I think they have someone in Lexington who hooks them up with RV’s for road games…
The SEC isn’t always going to be down. Our scheduling will look a LOT better when some of those teams come back.
J Rock is the best. He’s like a Ramones song. A blast of energy, and he’s done. Some callers are more like Phish songs. They just, pointlessly, ramble on and on and on.
So if I go to that website and type in Shelby County will it tell me about the problem in Waddy?
So, i’m not completely sure anymore, but is inside out still whiggity whiggity whiggity whack?
C’mon Mr. Fish & Wildlife- Burkesville & Celina are home of the famous Dale Hollow Lake. One of the finest small mouth bass fishing (and all around awesome) lakes in the state. I went to high school with the father of those kids involved in the recent tragedy. He’s a great guy & Im very sorry to hear about what happened.
Almost is less than not even trying.
I work with a kid who graduated from Robert Morris who says “RMU has some good recruits comming in next year and we have a GOOD chance to WIN in Rupp.” I simply said “thats crazy” and walked away HAHAHA
You’re forgetting the most obvious choice of all to drive the RV. Cousin Eddie! Maybe he will bring Clark, Ellen, Russ, and Audrey with him. Stop by and get Mr Shirley, and you’re on yor way.
Joe B Hall & Denny Crum frequent Dale Hallow lake all the time
Matt and Ryan really hate homeless kids.
We use Rent-a-kids for Moes
Who’s going to feel it? Don’t you jump up when there’s a big hit on the field?
Matt- think if they did the “shaking” seat at Bristol…lots of cleanup crews will be needed…
Drew Franklin is a near man? Watch out for the full moon, I think we found the Waddy Werewolf. Do not camp out with him Ryan, he will eat you.
Bozich but is a huge Indiana fan, not a UL fan. He is certainly a UK hater though.
Billy G’s biggest fan? Mark Coury.
If WKYT can use an RV to go to Oreans and do a newscast from it, then so can KSR
We need to get #9for9 trending. If Wiggins is really still deciding, imagine that trending! This article makes me salivate…
http://rookiewire.com/2013/05/will-andrew-wiggins-make-it-9-for-9-for-uk/
DADADDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DIDNT SLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW ODWWWWWWWODODWODNWNNNNNN!!!!!!
Please slow down. Our mom works here.
110 His professional success is predicated on his suckling of the Jurich teat
So no more games on WDRBY? FOX41? WKYT? WYMT?! Bummer. That’s my point of view.
I’m talking about pulling but not your leg… Hate it!
But…but…but…
I thought the ACC was putting together a package that would make their member schools a TON of money as well. This comes from National Writers, not local media hacks.
tell Ryan to shut up!! miracle bra? come on bro!
what?????
I often wear one of those
here we go!
Ryan, You made my week! If only there was horse in the Derby that was named Wonder Bra!
With my luck, during the Falcons game when a tackle is made, I’d be in the middle of drinking a brew.
they are Wearing the Miracle bra HAHAHA
I think Wiggins recruitment is more like a thong. Since everybody is up his butt.
Of all the meats he eats?
Miracle bra discussion is new low, even for Ryan.
Destined to be the reason Wiggy doesn’t come.
If the bra don’t fit, you must not quit.
Is this from personal experience? Would Ryan please elucidate as to the times he removed one and was disappointed? Oh wait… better ask him to ‘splain it forget the big words.
If Cal txts a recruit every day, he must be reminding the recruit of that day’s celebrity birthdays. It is a much better daily topic than the weather.
Who was Matt talking about right before the break, when he agreed with the caller that someone will not be coming to UK? Was it Wiggins, and has Matt changed his mind about that? Or were they talking about someone else?
KSR is confirmed for Conley Bottom Resort for Tuesday, July 9.
Miracle Bra? at least fancy panties weren’t mentioned.
132…he was talking about Wiggins.
Mel Kiper’s wife cuts his hair for him…
OREO #1
Choc chip
Matt, Could you tell my boss to stop giving me work to do so I can just listen to the show? He’s not listening, but you could just come in and tell him that.
1. Oatmeal Raisin
2. Peanut Butter
3. Molasses
Matt, you need to up your cookie game.
Samoas are in Louisville. They are called Caramel Delights in Lexington.
Samoas are hands down the best cookie ever. EVER.
Matt…SERIOUSLY..How long is it going to take you to replace this Ryan Lemond with Mary JO…Come on Matt this is terrible …Joke of the whole radio…Wonder Bra…Are you serious???
If you could get a hot oreo out of the oven I would switch but since you can’t it is chocolate chip.
1. Oatmeal Chocolate Chip
2. Peanut Butter
3. Top Of Stove
CARMEL DELIGHT!!
Samoas hands down the best cookie EVER!!!
Chocolate chips
Fig Newtons
Matt, when you go to Paris this summer, try a quality macaron (I can recommend some legendary spots), and I will bet that you will claim that it is the best thing you’ve ever put in your mouth. Better than ANY of those cookies.
Oreo is a great taste…however the caking up in the teeth is a problem for me. Love the flavor though.
I always knew I liked Matt! Oreos are best.cookie.ever. I agree with top 3, but I would put thin mints at 2 and chocolate chip at 3.
I AGREE WITH RYAN
1) Samoa
2) Chocolate Chip
3) Oatmeal
Thin mints? That sounds like a snack a louisville fan would melt down and eat with a spoon
1. oatmeal chocolate
2. Peanut butter Oreos
3. Chocolate chip
1. Thin Mints
2. Choc Chip
3. Oreos
Grasshoppers are the same as thin mints and can get them year round.
How can you take a cold Oreo before a hot from the oven chocolate chip? Are you insane?
Black and White cookie. (resolving issues)
(1) Milano Cookies and (2) Nutter Butters should be on that list.
1)peanut butter 2)oreo 3)chocolate chip
how did peanut butter not make their list??
Hey Matt, please open your eyes to the world of cookies. Ryan is completely right with White Chocolate/ Macadamia cookies, the mack daddy of cookies, even Subway has them sometimes.
3) Oreo Halloween Cookies
2)Great American Cookie Company DOUBLE DOOSIE
1) Mrs. Cal’s birthday cookies
1. Chocolate Chip
2. Tagalongs
3. Chocolate Milano
None of the above. I’ll stick to those mini-donuts covered with powdered sugar I get at Speedway every morning.
1-White chocolate macadamia nut, 2-Samoas, 3-Oreos/Tollhouse chocolate chip (tie)
1. Carmel Delight
2. Double Stuff Oreo
3. White Choc Chip Macadamia Nut
Matt lets talk about getting tickets to some of these away games. I want to go to the Dean Dome.
1. Tagalong
2. Samoa
3. Chocolate chip
Cookie lady I used to see at louisville slugger field has some bomb ass cookies too.
Simoa is a different name for a caramel delight. There are two different girl scout cookie factories and depending on which factory they come from they are named differently. Simoas dont have anything to do with anything coconut.
Coconut macaroons
samosas
chocolate chip
#1 Oreo
#2 Double Stuffed Oreo
#3 Chocolate Oreo
Chocolate chip in a runaway. However, have to make specify that it must be chewy.
Good thing I don’t see me wife all day if Matt’s eating theory is true.
1. Thin Mints
2. Choc Chip
3. Nilla Wafers
(All with milk)
1.oreo
2.chocolate chip
3.iced oatmeal
Totally agree with Ryan about white chocolate chip cookie and thin mint – hubby hates thin mint and he said he had enough mint from his toothpaste 🙂
mallowmar: marshmallow on a gram cracker, covered in dark chocolate.
#1 Oreo
#2 Chocolate Chip
#3 thin mints
‘Nilla wafers changed there name when they removed vanilla from the recipe and added a vanilla flavored wood pulp. They taste ok, but are a little like eating sawdust. Pretty easy to make real ones, with vanilla, tho.
NUTTER BUTTERS !!!!!!!!
this guys girlfriend was a girlscout 12 years ago? is she like 19 now?
Favoritve cookies in no order
Magic johnson’s wife
Cookie Gilchrist famous football player
THe little info bites on my cpu from this website
Kige gives a better coomie ranking from the supermarket than what deadspin put out.
Gary Gulman is a comedian, and he has a great 12 minute bit on cookies. Mostly it’s about how sugar cookie is a sham, but he hits on Samoas, nilla wafers, fig newtons, chocoale chips, and Oreos.
Matt…Gotta try the Overstuffed Oreo’s
Fudgestripes, Oreos and Samoas. #hisenberg
Chocolate No Bakes are the bomb!!!!
We love DMC. He has a phone for every girlfriend.
Cookie Rankings: 1)Thin Mints 2)No bake 3)Oreo
Matt, the 4-dose snicker-doodles and ginger snaps at Harborside Health Center in Oakland are INCREDIBLE…you just have to have a prescription from ur doctor to buy them…and have nothing to do for four hours
Could this be the origin of the Waddy Werewolf?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/01/citizen-hearing-on-disclo_1_n_3193161.html
i feel sorry for some of you guys picking storebought cookies over home made. didn’t your maom make you cookies as a kid?
1. choc chip
2. peanut butter
3. oatmeal raisin
case closed.
Matt..Let Ryan sell houses full time..Mary Jo would make this program so much better and give you and Tom someone competent to handle things when you are away…It is past time…
Keebler Grasshoppers
Oreo
Tagalongs
Yes 190…I make those for my grandkids…They thin I am it!!!
Oreos
Oatmeal raisin
Special Aqua Buddha choc. chip
191…I like Ryan. He entertains me and makes me laugh.
Cheddars makes the best cookie ever.
1)chocolate chip
2)peanutbutter
3)frosted sugar
#191 Please shut it.
Horrible date for the Baylor game…I’m in Big D and have been waiting on that date, but it conflicts with a cruise with my wife. Anyone volunteer to be my proxy for the cruise?…
Chocolate cookie with peanut butter chips
Peanut Butter Blossoms
Caramel Delights/Samoas
Chocolate Chip
190…homemade cookies.
Chocolate chip, oatmeal and sugar. KY boy.
So Proud! Read in my local paper this morning that fishing and hunting license sales are way up in Kentucky. It must be KSR’s daily live commercials!! Way to go guys!
Ryan, it had better be whatever your wife wants, nothing else matters
#1 no bake cookies
#2 oatmeal scotchies
#3 peanut butter cookies
Ryan, if you’re worried about bodily harm from whichever horse wins, tattoos should be the worst of your worries. You better pray Orb doesn’t win. You could get your ears and face ripped off if you camp out in Waddy ……..
Ron artest. Scary as hell cause he’s unstable
Mike Tyson would still punk you, Suge Knight, Roy Nelson.
How about Randy Johnson pitcher for Diamondbacks…..bad ass mullet!
Ryan’s on the list. But, only if he’s at Roosters.
dont mess with Charles Oakley
Vince McMann is on the list
Brian Brohm lol
Bobby knight would be on the list for sure!
Brock Lesnar
OH! What about the peanut butter cookies with the Hershey’s Kiss. Can’t believe I forgot those.
Britney Griner
I’m still going to be talking about cookies tomorrow. Maybe the scary guys need some.
Brittney
My potato died!!!!! Where can I listen to the rest of the show!?!?!?!?
Anthony Mason or Ron Artest
Bill Laimbeer and Rick Mahorn of the Pistons’ bad boys were scary back in the day.
If you want continuity then don’t go to the drive home time slot.
What is this Waddy Werewolf thing, and who is Andrew Wiggins?
Matt, it will be even worse when you go to the afternoon drive time when people are in and out of their cars and leaving work.
Devil’s Food Cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I missed part of the show, where do you think that wiggins kid will go?
Is the Ball tonight??
Change of time slot …Big Mistake!!!…Why challenge the underdogs….
Matt, you melt butter and sugar and coco. Then add peanut butter and oatmeal. They setup pretty quickly once they cool. No dough.
matt is channeling his inner Ryan Lemond on cookies.
228 lol that show still exists?
No shortbread cookie eaters?
I love Shortbread, White Chocolate and Thin Mint Chocolate Cookies 🙂
I have to be honest. I listen to the Podcast and not live. When I read the description of the Podcast “…we honor Kris Kross..”, my first reaction was why in the h_ll would you be honoring the “come over here” guy. I thought that you would be making fun of him. Then after the first break, you said someone died, I still thought that it was the same Chris Cross from Lexington. I thought, “how are you going to honor him?” With some of his lame commericals. I totally was not thinking about the post from earlier today. Guess that is what I think of when I hear “Kris Kross”. Not “warm it up, Kris” or “Jump,Jump” (eventhough it is from my era growing up). No, No I think of “why don’t come on over here” You need to play Chris Cross commericals coming in from break tomorrow to honor Kris Kross. Just for the joke.
I didn’t put it together but Dale was the caller that had the epic call they got Matt super hyped
Toll House chocolate chip, homemade shortbread
Oreos, Fig Newtons, Pinwheels, Iced Molasses
Evidence of my uneventful childhood: the worst trouble I ever got in was the time my sister and I ate an entire box of Fig Newtons while we played gin rummy one afternoon.
iam wearing my sweatsuit backwards today for kris cross jump[ jump jump jump!