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Some of them try to rhyme but they can’t rhyme like this (Thursday Show Thread)

A wide variety of topics will be discussed on the show this morning and you better believe Kris Kross will provide some of the music in and out of breaks. KSR loves Kriss Kross and we’ll mourn the loss of Mac Daddy on today’s show.

Join in on the fun by calling (502) 571-1080.

Topics include:

— Andrew Wiggins, maybe

— The Kentucky Derby

— Kentucky’s non-conference basketball schedule

— Football recruiting

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Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

237 Comments for Some of them try to rhyme but they can’t rhyme like this (Thursday Show Thread)



  1. DrSayre
    9:55 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Does anyone know what happened to the SEC/Big 12 Challenge? Is the Baylor game our game for that? I was hoping we’d get to play another Big 12 team like, I don’t know, Texas Tech… Also the Keightley Classic is an awesome idea! I wouldn’t mind seeing them name a series of games every year after a former legend connected to UK like Cawood or Rupp.



  2. Big Curt
    9:56 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Man that pic makes me feel old.



  3. UK_JB
    9:56 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    So how are the radio contract going? I hope it isn’t like TWC! I hope KSR can do a live remote in Lexington soon!



  4. Fake_Sue_Wylie
    9:56 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Chris Cross is talking about you again.



  5. Fake_mandy_connell
    9:58 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I like guns but who gives a 5-year old kid a gun for their birthday?



  6. Michael
    10:04 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Wig wig, wig wig, wiggity to the giggity



  7. Travis
    10:05 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Please slow down…our mom works here.



  8. inlinefor9
    10:05 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    DAAADDDDDDDDDDDD SLOW DOWWWWNNNNNNNN



  9. Kid
    10:05 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    BUT YOU DIDN’T SLOW DOWN!



  10. Travis
    10:05 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    You kinda didn’t.



  11. Bluegrass
    10:06 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    You always ask where people are listening from – Well yesterday I was listening at work (even though I wasn’t allowed to – but I HAD to hear the Ryan Derby things), got caught and so I lost my job. Today I’m listening from home. But hey, at least I’m listening, right?!



  12. Burr
    10:07 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Part of the Ryan lemons derby should be Ryan and Matt have to act out the commercial with the kids yelling “slow down” live on the air



  13. rb
    10:07 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I always think you’re saying it wrong, because I expect you to say “Wish and Fildlife”.



  14. UK2K
    10:08 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt this is one of the few things I disagree with you on and Ive been a listener since the beginning of KSR. As a media member you dont have to pay to watch games and you even get food vouchers. I am a season tkt holder that pays thousands and no I am not a blue hair, I stand and cheer!! I think it is fair to want a better home schedule, so I guess im a WHINER



  15. Travis
    10:09 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    SEC Money > Coal Money. Yes-indeedie.



  16. Doubles
    10:09 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Andrew Wiggins Analogy:

    Like a lottery ticket you bought, that you check everyday, but you don’t know when the jackpot will be announced. Boom!



  17. M
    10:09 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Question:

    If he overdosed, is it too soon to ask if they’ll put the coffin in the ground backwards?



  18. Fake_Bill_Bad_Lamb
    10:10 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    It’s called Centre College, thats my point of view.



  19. UK2K
    10:10 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt whats your thoughts on Wiltjers tweet late last night?



  20. UK_JB
    10:11 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I am craving tacos now



  21. Oh no!
    10:11 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Bluegrass, I would not survive work without KSR.



  22. Jay in Lyndon
    10:11 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Ryan, Can you try the Wiggins recruitment analogy again? Very disappointed in your answer yesterday.



  23. quickie
    10:11 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    There are 13 Liberal Arts Colleges in Kentucky. All are private.



  24. Shawon
    10:12 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    NKU is just the Norse, not the Norsemen.



  25. Burr
    10:14 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    They need to wear those black uni’s with keightley on the back. Those were sick!



  26. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:14 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I like the idea of the tourney in Rupp. Plus, the fans won’t have to travel.



  27. Jake
    10:15 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Listining at work in Pittsburgh PA. Bobby Mo is losing by at least 25 biggins



  28. quickie
    10:16 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    The UKIT was a great tournament.

  29. Like a lot of ppl, I thought of the old UKIT when they announced the Keightley Classic.



  30. M
    10:18 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    #19)
    What did Wiltjer have to say?



  31. Carolina Blue is past tense for CAROLINA BLOWS
    10:18 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Not sure why so many are upset with Wiggins not committing. I would not be in a hurry to be under the NCAA’s thumb. Some of us like cream cheese on our bagels without violating a rule.



  32. inlinefor9
    10:19 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I think LSU could be pretty decent next year. Have a strong class coming in and should have a couple at least decent players returning. If UT puts together a full season, and another SEC team plays well, you’ll be looking at at least 5 SEC teams in the tournament.



  33. Shawon
    10:19 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I bet Shannon plays “Jump Jump” coming out of the break…



  34. sweat running down my head
    10:19 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    This Turn on the heat (air) commercial song bothers me more than the screechy kids.



  35. MrWildcat
    10:20 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Please get rid of the UofL championship add



  36. Big Curt
    10:20 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    The iHeart commercial is starting to compete with Slooooowwwww Daaaayyyoooowwwwnnnn commercial for the worst ever.

    A potato? what?
    Terribly horrid. lol



  37. MattD
    10:20 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    So, who wants to go play some Golf… cuz I don’t want to work anymore.



  38. Big Curt
    10:20 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    33-

    Nailed it. haha



  39. Incrediblue
    10:21 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Substitute Eastern Kentucky and Morehead State for Eastern Michigan and UNC-Nashville, and you would have a near perfect schedule.



  40. Fake_Sue_Wylie
    10:21 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Don’t talk about me then



  41. MrWildcat
    10:22 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    19- Not the same wiggins



  42. Jax Teller
    10:22 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    You guys are bad luck? Quick, talk about all of the Kardashians. Thanks in advance.



  43. lakesidecatsfan
    10:22 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    19) 30) Its a vine video of a white kid with the last name Wiggins, crossing over and his defender falling down as he drives to the basket. Nothing to do with Andrew Wiggins



  44. Jay in Lyndon
    10:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Analogy (from Greek ἀναλογία, analogia, “proportion”[1][2]) is a cognitive process of transferring information or meaning from a particular subject (the analogue or source) to another particular subject (the target), and a linguistic expression corresponding to such a process. In a narrower sense, analogy is an inference or an argument from one particular to another particular, as opposed to deduction, induction, and abduction, where at least one of the premises or the conclusion is general. The word analogy can also refer to the relation between the source and the target themselves, which is often, though not necessarily, a similarity, as in the biological notion of analogy.



  45. Stan
    10:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    28. Agree. From Jerry West to Freeman Williams. A great holiday showcase.



  46. 44 Stitches
    10:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    If you are going to play Kris Kross play Tonight’s the Night, Da Bomb, or The Way of Rhyme. I’m the same age as Kris Kross and live here in Atlanta. Them and So So Def Records had the city on lock back in the day. I read he was “speedballing” and so they think it was a overdose.



  47. WEAREUK
    10:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    41. lol I know man, but Im sure he done it to get some people excited



  48. MrWildcat
    10:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt – Wiltjer tweeted a vine of a white boy named wiggins making his defender fall



  49. kramer
    10:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    #30 It just said “Wiggins”



  50. This Is It....
    10:25 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    HEY…Isn’t Murray State a liberal-arts college…???



  51. MattD
    10:25 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    With as much time as you spending driving, you might want to consider investing in an RV. Traveling KSR roadshow.



  52. cats1068
    10:25 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, you can fly. Skip the driving on that weekend.



  53. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:26 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    First George Jones, and now Chris Kelly. If they find the Waddy Werewolf dead, I blame KSR.



  54. Jeff Garlin
    10:26 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, sounds like, “No sleep till Brooklyn!”



  55. Kidnut
    10:26 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Devan Downey was around 5’9 and schooled a very good team so be careful



  56. This Is It....
    10:27 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Hey Oklahoma…Rick Pitino…Strike one…You go to Otis…Strike…You get an Otis tattoo…NO longer a KENTUCKY WILDCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  57. UK_JB
    10:28 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Hang up on him!



  58. quickie
    10:29 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    8 SEC teams should be better than last year and 6 should be worse.



  59. Edd
    10:29 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Wag o’ the finger to that caller for putting Matt in the position where he has to defend RP.



  60. James K
    10:29 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Well Matt, to be fair, this was likely the most talented Pitino team since his UK days, and even though he DID coach them up some, it’s not like they won with a bunch of mathletes that had never played basketball. Blackshear, Siva, Behanen were are highly recruited players.



  61. UK_JB
    10:29 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Are you okay uncle matt? You seem worked up



  62. J in Orlando
    10:30 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Rick spent so many years trying to leave UL to get back into the NBA, once he realized the NBA wasnt calling and his legacy was being tarnished by not competing with Cal, he buckled down and the rest was the timing of having that team in the worst collective year for the traditionally talent-rich programs



  63. Shawon
    10:30 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I liked that last caller…don’t give those Dirty Birds any credit whatsoever.



  64. quickie
    10:30 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Do you really think people have to travel to Brooklyn? Don’t you think lots of UK fans already live in the area?



  65. Chaz
    10:32 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Last year Matt talked about the plague and guess what? There was an outbreak of plague. Matt needs to learn this mysterious power he has for the good of mankind.



  66. Shawon
    10:32 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, I am sure you will find a way to do both the UK/UT football game and the UK/Providence basketball game…or you will just blow off the football game in person when we are 4-7 going into it. I have faith!



  67. CatsFan
    10:32 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, I hope you guys are going to Dallas. Would love to hear Michael from Dallas live on the air with you for a show. Miss his calls.



  68. Billy Mac
    10:33 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I’m fine with schedule, but why does Kentucky never schedule Murray State. They have played all the other Division I teams in the state after this except the Racers. Murray is always one the top teams in the OVC.



  69. J in Orlando
    10:34 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    60 No it wasnt…Earl Clark/TWill year was more talented…the difference is this past year was devoid of top talent, so the talent discrepancy b/w Pitino’s team and others was bigger



  70. MrWildcat
    10:35 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    This site needs an automatic refresh feed



  71. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:36 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Burkesville. It’s on the state line just below Adair County.



  72. inlinefor9
    10:36 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    #60 I’d say his teams with TWill and Clark were his most talented teams. Had TWill, Clark, Sosa, and Character. But he was never able to get those teams to gel like this one did. And the level of talent was down this year.



  73. UK2K
    10:36 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    My 6year old has a small hunting gun but it is locked up.



  74. J in Orlando
    10:36 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    In Cumberland County its not unusual for parents to give their kids guns at an early age…not that its right or wrong, but it is commonplace there



  75. UK_JB
    10:36 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I am sad about that story and that just makes this state look horrible. It’s near Wayne Co.



  76. lakesidecatsfan
    10:36 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    68) Because Murray will only agree to a Home and Home and UK doesnt wanna Play in the CFSB.



  77. Craycray Teabaggers
    10:36 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Uh oh, Matt said somthing about guns, get ready to FREAK OUT.



  78. tom
    10:37 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Burkesville is on the border with Tennessee below Lake CUmberland. Home of the Honorable David WIlliams



  79. Gus Chiggins
    10:37 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Cumberland cty is Dale Hollow Lake, Burkesville, borders Metcalfe



  80. quickie
    10:37 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I have money on the line that Matt will go to the basketball game and will blow off the football game.



  81. Laker Cat 18
    10:37 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Cumberland County is Burkesville. It’s around the Lake Cumberland region close to Clinton, Adair, Russell, Wayne Counties.



  82. inlinefor9
    10:37 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Dale needs to call every single day. He’s awesome.



  83. Champ
    10:38 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    TELL EM DALE!!!!



  84. Jon
    10:38 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    C A T S DALE DALE DALE!!!!!



  85. So_true
    10:38 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Burkesville in Cumberland County where David Williams is from



  86. Jax Teller
    10:39 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    HAHAHA!! JRock is awesome.



  87. Aaron
    10:39 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Cumberland County is in Burkesville, KY which is about 30 miles west of Wayne country?



  88. quickie
    10:40 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Don’t whine Matt.



  89. UK_JB
    10:40 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Once again… see why we can’t have anything nice?



  90. quickie
    10:41 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Home of the Bully of Burkesville.



  91. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:41 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Wearing you clothes backwards today isn’t disrespectful at all. I wore a possum mask the day after George Jones dies.



  92. quickie
    10:41 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Jelico mountain is NOT in EASTERN Kentucky.



  93. UK2K
    10:42 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    What about the UK RV that was their for Ryan Timmons announcement



  94. quickie
    10:43 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Actually Michigan State does do that.



  95. This Is It....
    10:44 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    HEY MATT!!…Talk to Tom Leach or Mike Pratt I think they have someone in Lexington who hooks them up with RV’s for road games…



  96. Chaz
    10:46 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    The SEC isn’t always going to be down. Our scheduling will look a LOT better when some of those teams come back.



  97. Edd
    10:46 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    J Rock is the best. He’s like a Ramones song. A blast of energy, and he’s done. Some callers are more like Phish songs. They just, pointlessly, ramble on and on and on.



  98. UK_JB
    10:46 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    So if I go to that website and type in Shelby County will it tell me about the problem in Waddy?



  99. TAXman
    10:47 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    So, i’m not completely sure anymore, but is inside out still whiggity whiggity whiggity whack?



  100. Bizzarro World
    10:47 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    C’mon Mr. Fish & Wildlife- Burkesville & Celina are home of the famous Dale Hollow Lake. One of the finest small mouth bass fishing (and all around awesome) lakes in the state. I went to high school with the father of those kids involved in the recent tragedy. He’s a great guy & Im very sorry to hear about what happened.



  101. quickie
    10:48 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Almost is less than not even trying.



  102. Jake in Pittsburgh
    10:49 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I work with a kid who graduated from Robert Morris who says “RMU has some good recruits comming in next year and we have a GOOD chance to WIN in Rupp.” I simply said “thats crazy” and walked away HAHAHA



  103. BlueChuck
    10:50 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    You’re forgetting the most obvious choice of all to drive the RV. Cousin Eddie! Maybe he will bring Clark, Ellen, Russ, and Audrey with him. Stop by and get Mr Shirley, and you’re on yor way.



  104. Bizzarro World
    10:50 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Joe B Hall & Denny Crum frequent Dale Hallow lake all the time



  105. quickie
    10:50 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt and Ryan really hate homeless kids.



  106. UK_JB
    10:50 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    We use Rent-a-kids for Moes



  107. inlinefor9
    10:50 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Who’s going to feel it? Don’t you jump up when there’s a big hit on the field?



  108. mrgwildcat
    10:50 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt- think if they did the “shaking” seat at Bristol…lots of cleanup crews will be needed…



  109. Bucky Small Hooves
    10:50 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Drew Franklin is a near man? Watch out for the full moon, I think we found the Waddy Werewolf. Do not camp out with him Ryan, he will eat you.



  110. BPM
    10:53 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Bozich but is a huge Indiana fan, not a UL fan. He is certainly a UK hater though.



  111. Jax Teller
    10:53 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Billy G’s biggest fan? Mark Coury.



  112. Fake_TG_Thunder_Shuck
    10:56 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    If WKYT can use an RV to go to Oreans and do a newscast from it, then so can KSR



  113. #9for9
    10:57 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    We need to get #9for9 trending. If Wiggins is really still deciding, imagine that trending! This article makes me salivate…
    http://rookiewire.com/2013/05/will-andrew-wiggins-make-it-9-for-9-for-uk/



  114. Roadwork kids
    10:57 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    DADADDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

    YOU DIDNT SLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW ODWWWWWWWODODWODNWNNNNNN!!!!!!



  115. MrWildcat
    10:58 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Please slow down. Our mom works here.



  116. J in Orlando
    11:05 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    110 His professional success is predicated on his suckling of the Jurich teat



  117. Fake_Bill_Bad_Lamb
    11:07 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    So no more games on WDRBY? FOX41? WKYT? WYMT?! Bummer. That’s my point of view.



  118. Jake in Pittsburgh
    11:09 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I’m talking about pulling but not your leg… Hate it!



  119. Shawon
    11:10 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    But…but…but…

    I thought the ACC was putting together a package that would make their member schools a TON of money as well. This comes from National Writers, not local media hacks.



  120. mrgwildcat
    11:12 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    tell Ryan to shut up!! miracle bra? come on bro!



  121. agh
    11:12 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    what?????



  122. Fake_Sue_Wylie
    11:12 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I often wear one of those



  123. Jake in Pittsburgh
    11:12 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    here we go!



  124. Jay in Lyndon
    11:12 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Ryan, You made my week! If only there was horse in the Derby that was named Wonder Bra!



  125. Dud Wash
    11:12 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    With my luck, during the Falcons game when a tackle is made, I’d be in the middle of drinking a brew.



  126. Jake in Pittsburgh
    11:12 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    they are Wearing the Miracle bra HAHAHA



  127. Bucky Small Hooves
    11:13 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I think Wiggins recruitment is more like a thong. Since everybody is up his butt.



  128. UK_JB
    11:14 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Of all the meats he eats?



  129. Zoolander
    11:14 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Miracle bra discussion is new low, even for Ryan.

    Destined to be the reason Wiggy doesn’t come.

    If the bra don’t fit, you must not quit.



  130. Zoolander
    11:15 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Is this from personal experience? Would Ryan please elucidate as to the times he removed one and was disappointed? Oh wait… better ask him to ‘splain it forget the big words.



  131. Bucky Small Hooves
    11:15 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    If Cal txts a recruit every day, he must be reminding the recruit of that day’s celebrity birthdays. It is a much better daily topic than the weather.



  132. Mike
    11:17 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Who was Matt talking about right before the break, when he agreed with the caller that someone will not be coming to UK? Was it Wiggins, and has Matt changed his mind about that? Or were they talking about someone else?



  133. WKYM
    11:17 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    KSR is confirmed for Conley Bottom Resort for Tuesday, July 9.



  134. spaceman
    11:19 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Miracle Bra? at least fancy panties weren’t mentioned.



  135. UKTOPDOG
    11:20 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    132…he was talking about Wiggins.



  136. Wayne Rooney
    11:20 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Mel Kiper’s wife cuts his hair for him…



  137. UK_JB
    11:20 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    OREO #1



  138. quickie
    11:20 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Choc chip



  139. Cal's Pal
    11:20 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, Could you tell my boss to stop giving me work to do so I can just listen to the show? He’s not listening, but you could just come in and tell him that.



  140. Laker Cat 18
    11:21 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1. Oatmeal Raisin
    2. Peanut Butter
    3. Molasses



  141. mark
    11:21 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, you need to up your cookie game.



  142. Wayne Rooney
    11:21 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Samoas are in Louisville. They are called Caramel Delights in Lexington.



  143. Mike
    11:22 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Samoas are hands down the best cookie ever. EVER.



  144. This Is It...
    11:22 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt…SERIOUSLY..How long is it going to take you to replace this Ryan Lemond with Mary JO…Come on Matt this is terrible …Joke of the whole radio…Wonder Bra…Are you serious???



  145. quickie
    11:22 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    If you could get a hot oreo out of the oven I would switch but since you can’t it is chocolate chip.



  146. Wayne Rooney
    11:22 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1. Oatmeal Chocolate Chip
    2. Peanut Butter
    3. Top Of Stove



  147. Jake In Pittsburgh
    11:22 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    CARMEL DELIGHT!!



  148. Mike
    11:22 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Samoas hands down the best cookie EVER!!!

    Chocolate chips
    Fig Newtons



  149. SeoulCat
    11:22 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, when you go to Paris this summer, try a quality macaron (I can recommend some legendary spots), and I will bet that you will claim that it is the best thing you’ve ever put in your mouth. Better than ANY of those cookies.



  150. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Oreo is a great taste…however the caking up in the teeth is a problem for me. Love the flavor though.



  151. Shannon
    11:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I always knew I liked Matt! Oreos are best.cookie.ever. I agree with top 3, but I would put thin mints at 2 and chocolate chip at 3.



  152. Zoolander
    11:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I AGREE WITH RYAN

    1) Samoa
    2) Chocolate Chip
    3) Oatmeal

    Thin mints? That sounds like a snack a louisville fan would melt down and eat with a spoon



  153. Aaron
    11:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1. oatmeal chocolate
    2. Peanut butter Oreos
    3. Chocolate chip



  154. Brooksie
    11:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1. Thin Mints
    2. Choc Chip
    3. Oreos



  155. UKJon
    11:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Grasshoppers are the same as thin mints and can get them year round.



  156. Cookie
    11:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    How can you take a cold Oreo before a hot from the oven chocolate chip? Are you insane?



  157. Dud Wash
    11:23 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Black and White cookie. (resolving issues)



  158. Deacon
    11:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    (1) Milano Cookies and (2) Nutter Butters should be on that list.



  159. Crystal
    11:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1)peanut butter 2)oreo 3)chocolate chip

    how did peanut butter not make their list??



  160. Big Mike
    11:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Hey Matt, please open your eyes to the world of cookies. Ryan is completely right with White Chocolate/ Macadamia cookies, the mack daddy of cookies, even Subway has them sometimes.



  161. big j dawg
    11:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    3) Oreo Halloween Cookies
    2)Great American Cookie Company DOUBLE DOOSIE
    1) Mrs. Cal’s birthday cookies



  162. FabMango
    11:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1. Chocolate Chip
    2. Tagalongs
    3. Chocolate Milano



  163. SweetTooth
    11:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    None of the above. I’ll stick to those mini-donuts covered with powdered sugar I get at Speedway every morning.



  164. hoptowncat
    11:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1-White chocolate macadamia nut, 2-Samoas, 3-Oreos/Tollhouse chocolate chip (tie)



  165. Jake In Pittsburgh
    11:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1. Carmel Delight
    2. Double Stuff Oreo
    3. White Choc Chip Macadamia Nut



  166. Brooksie
    11:24 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt lets talk about getting tickets to some of these away games. I want to go to the Dean Dome.



  167. Msdhomie
    11:25 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1. Tagalong
    2. Samoa
    3. Chocolate chip

    Cookie lady I used to see at louisville slugger field has some bomb ass cookies too.



  168. Archie
    11:25 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Simoa is a different name for a caramel delight. There are two different girl scout cookie factories and depending on which factory they come from they are named differently. Simoas dont have anything to do with anything coconut.



  169. 1catfan
    11:25 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Coconut macaroons
    samosas
    chocolate chip



  170. UK_JB
    11:25 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    #1 Oreo
    #2 Double Stuffed Oreo
    #3 Chocolate Oreo



  171. Awesometron
    11:25 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Chocolate chip in a runaway. However, have to make specify that it must be chewy.



  172. Dwayne
    11:25 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Good thing I don’t see me wife all day if Matt’s eating theory is true.



  173. OneAndDone
    11:25 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1. Thin Mints
    2. Choc Chip
    3. Nilla Wafers
    (All with milk)



  174. sean
    11:26 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1.oreo
    2.chocolate chip
    3.iced oatmeal



  175. bleedblueky
    11:26 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Totally agree with Ryan about white chocolate chip cookie and thin mint – hubby hates thin mint and he said he had enough mint from his toothpaste 🙂



  176. ukjgil
    11:26 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    mallowmar: marshmallow on a gram cracker, covered in dark chocolate.
    #1 Oreo
    #2 Chocolate Chip
    #3 thin mints



  177. KDPearson
    11:26 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    ‘Nilla wafers changed there name when they removed vanilla from the recipe and added a vanilla flavored wood pulp. They taste ok, but are a little like eating sawdust. Pretty easy to make real ones, with vanilla, tho.



  178. Sparky624
    11:27 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    NUTTER BUTTERS !!!!!!!!



  179. mrgwildcat
    11:27 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    this guys girlfriend was a girlscout 12 years ago? is she like 19 now?



  180. tom400
    11:27 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Favoritve cookies in no order

    Magic johnson’s wife
    Cookie Gilchrist famous football player
    THe little info bites on my cpu from this website



  181. cookie rankings
    11:28 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Kige gives a better coomie ranking from the supermarket than what deadspin put out.



  182. Mike
    11:28 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Gary Gulman is a comedian, and he has a great 12 minute bit on cookies. Mostly it’s about how sugar cookie is a sham, but he hits on Samoas, nilla wafers, fig newtons, chocoale chips, and Oreos.



  183. BlueFins
    11:28 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt…Gotta try the Overstuffed Oreo’s



  184. Travis
    11:29 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Fudgestripes, Oreos and Samoas. #hisenberg



  185. This Is It...
    11:29 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Chocolate No Bakes are the bomb!!!!



  186. ATT
    11:29 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    We love DMC. He has a phone for every girlfriend.



  187. Andy P
    11:30 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Cookie Rankings: 1)Thin Mints 2)No bake 3)Oreo



  188. BaldyInMendo
    11:31 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, the 4-dose snicker-doodles and ginger snaps at Harborside Health Center in Oakland are INCREDIBLE…you just have to have a prescription from ur doctor to buy them…and have nothing to do for four hours



  189. Rand Paul's Head Squirrel
    11:31 am May 2, 2013 Permalink


  190. tuxedo park
    11:31 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    i feel sorry for some of you guys picking storebought cookies over home made. didn’t your maom make you cookies as a kid?

    1. choc chip
    2. peanut butter
    3. oatmeal raisin

    case closed.



  191. This Is It...
    11:32 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt..Let Ryan sell houses full time..Mary Jo would make this program so much better and give you and Tom someone competent to handle things when you are away…It is past time…



  192. C-HILL
    11:32 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Keebler Grasshoppers
    Oreo
    Tagalongs



  193. This Is It...
    11:34 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Yes 190…I make those for my grandkids…They thin I am it!!!



  194. Rand Paul's Head Squirrel
    11:34 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Oreos
    Oatmeal raisin
    Special Aqua Buddha choc. chip



  195. Travis
    11:35 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    191…I like Ryan. He entertains me and makes me laugh.



  196. quickie
    11:35 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Cheddars makes the best cookie ever.



  197. homemade is always better
    11:35 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    1)chocolate chip
    2)peanutbutter
    3)frosted sugar

    #191 Please shut it.



  198. Swann
    11:35 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Horrible date for the Baylor game…I’m in Big D and have been waiting on that date, but it conflicts with a cruise with my wife. Anyone volunteer to be my proxy for the cruise?…



  199. tyler hall
    11:36 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Chocolate cookie with peanut butter chips



  200. Martha
    11:36 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Peanut Butter Blossoms
    Caramel Delights/Samoas
    Chocolate Chip



  201. Travis
    11:36 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    190…homemade cookies.

    Chocolate chip, oatmeal and sugar. KY boy.



  202. Paducah Patty
    11:37 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    So Proud! Read in my local paper this morning that fishing and hunting license sales are way up in Kentucky. It must be KSR’s daily live commercials!! Way to go guys!



  203. Zoolander
    11:37 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Ryan, it had better be whatever your wife wants, nothing else matters



  204. dd in dville
    11:38 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    #1 no bake cookies
    #2 oatmeal scotchies
    #3 peanut butter cookies



  205. Sparky624
    11:40 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Ryan, if you’re worried about bodily harm from whichever horse wins, tattoos should be the worst of your worries. You better pray Orb doesn’t win. You could get your ears and face ripped off if you camp out in Waddy ……..



  206. Msdhomie
    11:40 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Ron artest. Scary as hell cause he’s unstable



  207. mwildcatking
    11:40 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Mike Tyson would still punk you, Suge Knight, Roy Nelson.



  208. Stitch Jones
    11:40 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    How about Randy Johnson pitcher for Diamondbacks…..bad ass mullet!



  209. Edd
    11:40 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Ryan’s on the list. But, only if he’s at Roosters.



  210. yo
    11:41 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    dont mess with Charles Oakley



  211. Brooksie
    11:41 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Vince McMann is on the list



  212. mwildcatking
    11:41 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Brian Brohm lol



  213. Stitch Jones
    11:41 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Bobby knight would be on the list for sure!



  214. mwildcatking
    11:44 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Brock Lesnar



  215. homemade
    11:45 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    OH! What about the peanut butter cookies with the Hershey’s Kiss. Can’t believe I forgot those.



  216. Rand Paul's Head Squirrel
    11:46 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Britney Griner



  217. homemade
    11:46 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I’m still going to be talking about cookies tomorrow. Maybe the scary guys need some.



  218. Rand Paul's Head Squirrel
    11:46 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Brittney



  219. MrWildcat
    11:47 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    My potato died!!!!! Where can I listen to the rest of the show!?!?!?!?



  220. DARRELL
    11:47 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Anthony Mason or Ron Artest



  221. cats1068
    11:48 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Bill Laimbeer and Rick Mahorn of the Pistons’ bad boys were scary back in the day.



  222. quickie
    11:49 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    If you want continuity then don’t go to the drive home time slot.



  223. Edd
    11:49 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    What is this Waddy Werewolf thing, and who is Andrew Wiggins?



  224. cats1068
    11:49 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, it will be even worse when you go to the afternoon drive time when people are in and out of their cars and leaving work.



  225. This Is It...
    11:50 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Devil’s Food Cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  226. Zoolander
    11:50 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I missed part of the show, where do you think that wiggins kid will go?



  227. Jake In Pittsburgh
    11:52 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Is the Ball tonight??



  228. This Is It...
    11:53 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Change of time slot …Big Mistake!!!…Why challenge the underdogs….



  229. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:56 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, you melt butter and sugar and coco. Then add peanut butter and oatmeal. They setup pretty quickly once they cool. No dough.



  230. Mike
    11:56 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    matt is channeling his inner Ryan Lemond on cookies.



  231. J in Orlando
    11:56 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    228 lol that show still exists?



  232. Roland
    11:57 am May 2, 2013 Permalink

    No shortbread cookie eaters?



  233. bleedblueky
    1:23 pm May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I love Shortbread, White Chocolate and Thin Mint Chocolate Cookies 🙂



  234. PPolley
    1:47 pm May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I have to be honest. I listen to the Podcast and not live. When I read the description of the Podcast “…we honor Kris Kross..”, my first reaction was why in the h_ll would you be honoring the “come over here” guy. I thought that you would be making fun of him. Then after the first break, you said someone died, I still thought that it was the same Chris Cross from Lexington. I thought, “how are you going to honor him?” With some of his lame commericals. I totally was not thinking about the post from earlier today. Guess that is what I think of when I hear “Kris Kross”. Not “warm it up, Kris” or “Jump,Jump” (eventhough it is from my era growing up). No, No I think of “why don’t come on over here” You need to play Chris Cross commericals coming in from break tomorrow to honor Kris Kross. Just for the joke.



  235. Gus Chiggins
    2:57 pm May 2, 2013 Permalink

    I didn’t put it together but Dale was the caller that had the epic call they got Matt super hyped



  236. Teachable Mo'
    3:32 pm May 2, 2013 Permalink

    Toll House chocolate chip, homemade shortbread
    Oreos, Fig Newtons, Pinwheels, Iced Molasses

    Evidence of my uneventful childhood: the worst trouble I ever got in was the time my sister and I ate an entire box of Fig Newtons while we played gin rummy one afternoon.

  237. iam wearing my sweatsuit backwards today for kris cross jump[ jump jump jump!