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So, Auburn, What Have You Been Doing?

We’ve already done a Know Your Enemy on Auburn. We went through the location, the alumni, and the history (etc.). Since losing 75-53 to our Cats in Auburn Arena, things have not gotten much better for Auburn. Including the Kentucky game, they’ve lost 5 out of their last 6. That is easy to do when you shoot 28 for 113 (25%) from three point range in those games. Tonight, let’s take a look at what the Tigers have been up to since our last meeting.

 

*Vandy (away)– LOSS. Frankie Sullivan & Rob Chubb both had 14 points in this tickle fight that Vandy won 73-61. I didn’t see the game because I don’t enjoy torture. In fact, I don’t watch any Auburn basketball game Kentucky isn’t playing in. It’s my policy.

*Ole Miss (home)- LOSS. Ole Miss winning this game was big for Kentucky. It gave us the opportunity to play a ranked team and get a “quality” win. Had Ole Miss lost to Auburn, they would have been unranked for the Kentucky game. So thanks, Auburn, for shooting 6 for 23 from three in this game and losing 63-61. I didn’t watch, because it was an Auburn game Kentucky didn’t play in. #Policy

*Georgia (away)- LOSS. The only good thing about this game was that it was played in Athens, the greatest place on earth. The final score was 57-49 and Auburn sizzled from behind the three point line once again (4-20). This game may or may not have been watched by people. I, for one, did not watch. #Policy

*Missouri (away)- LOSS. In this game, Auburn improved a bit from the three point line (7-22) but still lost 91-77. Frankie Sullivan scored 12 points in this game despite playing only 16 minutes. Why did their best player only play 16 minutes? I don’t know. I didn’t watch the game. #Policy

*Alabama (home)– WIN. My friend Hunter Johnson, an Alabama fan, and I had this exchange about this 49-37 Auburn win that set college basketball back 50 years:

Hunter: WE SCORED 14 POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF AGAINST AUBURN

Me: Did you lose?

Hunter: GOD YES

Me: So, you guys scored 37 points total?

Hunter: Yes, Aaron. Yes. Cam Newton was there leading cheers. Worst night ever.

Me: Did you sleep last night?

Hunter: Only with the help of alcohol.

This game was so terrible Hunter had to drink himself to sleep. I had to take his word for all the facts he gave because I didn’t watch. Yep, you guessed it. #Policy.

 

Folks, Auburn sucks. They are terrible at shooting (a big part of basketball) and scoring (a bigger part of basketball).  Kentucky is a 17 point favorite at home. This is a game where confidence needs to be built for the showdown on the road with Florida on Tuesday. Here’s to hoping that happens. I will be watching. That’s my #Policy.

 

@AFlenerKSR

 

 

Article written by Aaron Flener

John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

32 Comments for So, Auburn, What Have You Been Doing?



  1. Drone Wars
    9:33 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    HELLO!!



  2. mmm
    9:34 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    thank you.



  3. Tom Krean
    9:35 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    She parts her hair in much of the same way as I do. A very classy and stylish girl..



  4. Troy
    9:35 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    O_O



  5. Passion
    9:37 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    We haven’t been great the year again SEC teams that suck so I hope they bring their “A” game tomorrow. The CATS need to bury a couple teams to get that a real confidence boost. Cats by 25… Love this time of year !



  6. Sherlockx2
    9:40 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    I deduce is of the faggit persuasion. How, you may ask?
    Elementary my dear Watson. Aaron writes the weekly “bachelor” post, therefore any straight male friend he once might have had is now gone. Hunter sounds to be a male, so it’s obvious he must be a faggit as well.
    The game is afoot.



  7. barn
    9:41 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    my lawdy! daddy buy me some of that



  8. Hottie
    9:45 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    Trashy Hot…



  9. Rae
    9:53 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    I didn’t realize Alabama fans cared about basketball enough to need to drink themselves to sleep. I guess that’s the national perception of Kentucky football. We really are two sides of the same coin.



  10. Bachelor Hater
    9:57 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    Page down!



  11. SeoulCat
    9:57 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    Gooooood night…..where do I get one of those???



  12. Cleatonite
    10:20 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    Check this out Aaron pretty much sums up your whole post: http://youtu.be/5m6Sw26gUQo



  13. 2blu4u
    10:29 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    Love the UA tan line. Yes, you must look close, but you should be anyway!



  14. 2blu4u
    10:30 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    Sorry, AU tan line.



  15. Not sherlockx2
    10:41 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    #6. Really? Of you are going to be an ignorant, bigoted ass, at least learn how to spell you backwards fool. Go play in traffic.



  16. Big Blue 66
    10:55 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    that and a bottle of boones farm make for a very very good night



  17. Buckets
    10:56 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    Holy schnikes I’d like to pull her hair and smack that …



  18. stinky pete
    11:07 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink


  19. Rich
    11:20 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    I’d eat that pu$$y full of ice cream!



  20. I spy
    11:29 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    someone who is mad.
    He looks like #15. AKA Faggit Protector.



  21. Jarod
    11:34 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    I spy an Auburn logo tan line



  22. Get a life
    11:38 pm February 8, 2013 Permalink

    20 is a classic case of a self loather, and a worthless human being. Hope you’re having fun hiding behind your keyboard with your anonymous bashing, tough guy.



  23. Just A Guess
    12:06 am February 9, 2013 Permalink

    I’m pretty sure that’s Amanda Bynes or her twin sister.



  24. Randy Marsh
    1:10 am February 9, 2013 Permalink

    Very well done, Aaron



  25. Dwoos
    7:38 am February 9, 2013 Permalink

    New pole who is more of a dumbass. #6 or #15



  26. Blue Kat
    9:34 am February 9, 2013 Permalink

    # perhaps you should include yourself in the dumbass debate. It’s poll, not pole moron.



  27. DesignatedDrinker
    10:02 am February 9, 2013 Permalink

    Who cares what Aaron writes as long as he posts pics like that? Good God. Most of us can’t read anyway…



  28. panther13
    10:13 am February 9, 2013 Permalink

    92-64 Cat blowout.



  29. red headed step child
    10:32 am February 9, 2013 Permalink

    Blue Kat, you take a poll, some ladies dance on a pole. Just sayin



  30. Lewis Pfister
    10:44 am February 9, 2013 Permalink

    Wow. That’s probably a two pumper.



  31. red headed step child
    11:05 am February 9, 2013 Permalink

    I will not look at that picture with lust. I will not look………that hottielooks young. Oh GOD, please tell me she’s 18



  32. shawnpants
    2:39 pm February 9, 2013 Permalink

    I’m sorry Matt were saying something?