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Smile! It’s The Tuesday Show Thread

World-renowned author Mark Krebs is back in studio with Matt for another fun-filled morning of Kentucky Sports Radio. Come join in on the fun by calling (502) 571-1080 or sending a text to the texting machine (919) 928-1789.

Today’s topics include:

* More talk about the football season opener

* Kentucky basketball loses one to Arizona

* Madness adds two new visitors

* #FreeKernel

The comments game also continues, but with a chance to win Bryan The Intern’s phone number! Get excited. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Drew the Intern and placed into a drawing for the tickets. Bring your A game.

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Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

91 Comments for Smile! It’s The Tuesday Show Thread



  1. Poco Chang
    9:56 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    First!



  2. Zombie
    9:59 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    I saw what you were doing last night while I was getting ready for the thiller walk wo00o0o0o0oo



  3. Jax Teller
    10:00 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Two words Matt Jones, video blogs.



  4. Mike from TMill
    10:06 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Jones Forever Matt May NEVER!



  5. Al's IndiCats
    10:07 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    What were those Jag in the Bags talking about earlier about KSR and the Kernal?



  6. Mr. Slow Day Question
    10:11 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Lets say in 5 years, 4 titles later, Cal decides to take his talents to South Beach. Is Miller from Arizona the first name on the speed dial?



  7. Whatshouldido?
    10:12 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    That picture was on deadspin 4 days ago..uk related?



  8. SwizzBeats
    10:17 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    7 – Nope, just funny



  9. RYNO
    10:17 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Matt- you are banned from interviewing all the UK football players for retweeting Bookie Cobbins.



  10. ZRowe24
    10:19 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Love Mark Krebs, but he is the master of “stating the obvious” or repeating what Matt just said. Come on Krebs, step it up.



  11. Jax Teller
    10:22 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Tim Sypher — worst place I’ve ever tried to pick up a woman was in a clinic in Cincinnati



  12. Se7ens
    10:22 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Are we sure Aaron Smith got the right Sam Malone? I know that Ted Danson would definitely say yes to any reporter.



  13. Catty
    10:23 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Worst place? Lamaze Class



  14. mitch mcconnell's jowls
    10:24 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Worst place – family court



  15. UKGirl
    10:24 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    A strip club?



  16. Don Key
    10:26 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Chaz picked up his chics at funerals in the Wedding Crashers…



  17. Conway Twitty
    10:26 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    The best place to pick up a woman is inside my mind



  18. 502Cat
    10:27 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Worst place – rehab



  19. Michelle Obama
    10:27 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Does this dress make my hips look big?



  20. RyanJ
    10:28 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Worst place – family reunion. But we are from Kentucky



  21. KentuckyRosie
    10:28 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Worst place? Jefferson Co. District court.- also the worst place to pick up women.



  22. Tito Santana
    10:28 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    It’s already been depicted in “the wedding crashers” but picking up gals at a funeral is pretty brash….. That and at a drive through oil change would be my 2 suggestions but I guess the latter weighs heavily upon what type a car u’d drive



  23. WORST PLACE
    10:29 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    JAIL



  24. Jax Teller
    10:29 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Worst place, Connection or Tinks Bar in Louisville…



  25. Se7ens
    10:30 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    an abandoned mine shaft



  26. WORST PLACE
    10:31 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    WEIGHT WATCHERS



  27. RyanJ
    10:32 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Honeymoon or family reunions even though we’re from Kentucky



  28. Rose Thorns and All
    10:32 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Believe you me the worst place to pick up a woman is – Any District Courtroom on a Monday morning when they bring out the drunk tank. (Hold your nose) and be prepared to shield your eyes, you never know what they’ll be wearing or not.



  29. RDBsports
    10:32 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Does anyone else want to punch Mike Calemco in the face?



  30. 502Cat
    10:32 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    worst place – crack house



  31. Jax Teller
    10:34 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Lane Bryant



  32. WORST PLACE
    10:34 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    WHERE-EVER JOANN PITINO MET RICK PITINO



  33. Juanita Broderick
    10:34 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    We play football in two days correct?



  34. ZRowe24
    10:35 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Worst place- The Family Reunion



  35. Caud
    10:35 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Worst place-vd clinic



  36. TARC bus
    10:35 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Worst place to pick up a woman is the Portland Clinic!



  37. VinDatUK
    10:37 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Wow Heidi Mangold has really let herself go.



  38. Hoss
    10:37 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Curves fitness center.



  39. Se7ens
    10:37 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Matt what is your ruling on dating a stripper?



  40. Rick Pitino
    10:37 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Billy Minardi Hall



  41. Peter Griffith
    10:40 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Laura, This is Peter and I just found out I’m retarded, so you might want to get yourself tested.



  42. Hoss
    10:41 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, you think Bama radio is struggling to find football topics right now? You think they have to challenge their listeners EVERY SINGLE TIME to present a topic?

    C’mon, man.



  43. Bill Clinton
    10:41 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    The Oval Office. Oh wait, I did get some tail there, nevermind. Don’t make fun, I like ’em portly.



  44. Catty
    10:42 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Here’s a thought – what if Matt actually talks up the game Thursday. Try to generate some excitement for traveling to Nashville. Maybe KSR could even GO TO THE GAME!



  45. Andy P.
    10:43 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, here’s a novel idea. Have a guest, Aaron from BBK, whoever——who know something about football appear on your show. Our first game is two days away and you say there is nothing to say about football———whatever!!!!



  46. Matt Jones is a Sig
    10:44 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    I understand your point about rules requiring punishments, but we are talking about 2 questions asked by the UK student newspaper made to 2 walk-ons. It broke the “unwritten rule” about contacting athletes, but no one would have even known about it had Peevy not mishandled this so badly. A stern, private talking-to would have done the trick. Now you have negative press and local media lining up against you. Poorly done by someone who is paid to know better.



  47. Bill Clinton
    10:44 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    By the way… How tight do you think Jordan Aumiller and his girlfriend are? I mean, ya think there is a chance?



  48. Hoss
    10:46 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    43- will you please come back?



  49. Smitty
    10:47 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Im here for BTI’s number



  50. aTm
    10:47 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Yo Matt, you could talk about aTm to the SEC for at least one minute. That might be of interest to a listener or two. You talk about basketball recruits that can’t sign for 2 more years (2014 kids), but I bet you can’t name 2 guys that are signed for the football team next year. Go.



  51. Hoss
    10:49 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    45- winner.



  52. bmt22033
    10:50 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Did you guys already discuss Brandon Ashley?



  53. Bill Clinton
    10:50 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    #48 – Appreciate your comment. But, I love my life now. Hillary is outa the house and I can bang all the skank I want – ALL day long.



  54. kyrobman
    10:52 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    I think they are afraid that more people will kill themself like dude from Arizona did, not sure of his name.



  55. RDBsports
    10:52 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, keep talking hoops year round. I love it.



  56. Joker Phillips
    10:55 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, can you climb off of Cal’s left nut long enough to talk some UK football? Thanks.



  57. kyrobman
    10:56 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Matt is the United States Post Master!



  58. iShawnUK
    10:56 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Where is Paducha Patty?



  59. [email protected]
    10:58 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    58-Teaching



  60. Tom Handy
    10:59 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt, I’m Dr. Williams. Tickets are Section 210, Row C Club level( Bar/lounge access) I will overnight where needed though some areas, Lex etc. will get them overnight via standard mail next day.



  61. iShawnUK
    11:01 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    59- That’s right, school started back. Thanks, just missing her comments.



  62. Ricky 3 Stacks
    11:03 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    The witness stand where you just stated you can last less than 15 seconds and when you do, you “go down your leg” is by far the WORST place to pick up women.



  63. Let's Get Real
    11:04 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Here’s a topic for discussion. Insight Cable is sending surveys via email asking opinions about programming on cn2. I got one Thursday.



  64. KentuckyRosie
    11:06 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Why is everyone on the show thread so angry about the topics? I say more Super America talk… though i would like to hear less about Drew’s VD.

    I’m Bill Lamb, and that’s my point of view.



  65. Richard Pitino
    11:06 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    I’ve never picked up any women but I’ve been to Connections and Tinks alot. They know me by name and my leather chaps



  66. Hoss
    11:11 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    … Gregg Doyel sounds like Lt. Jim Dangle on the radio.



  67. Chuck
    11:11 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    The Big Lead said UK banned the Kernal from “Tuesday interviews”. Gregg didn’t read it wrong. Should have said “Tuesday’s interviews” to mean only this coming Tuesday. Very misleading.



  68. Hoss
    11:13 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    63- don’t see why they’d care, they sold out to Time Warner, did they not?



  69. RISE?
    11:14 am August 30, 2011 Permalink


  70. JackNicklaus
    11:17 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Where’s Mr. Jingles?! Friggin Percy!!!



  71. 502Cat
    11:20 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    I love fake Barney!



  72. Jax Teller
    11:20 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Fake Barney bringing it today!!



  73. Hoss
    11:26 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    “You’re being a lawyer” is gold, Jerry.



  74. Wayne Rooney
    11:27 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    A la George Michael, rest stops are for much different purposes now a days…



  75. KentuckyRosie
    11:28 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    I watch too much “Criminal Minds” to stop at rest areas



  76. CM Colts
    11:29 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    We have uncovered one more thing you don’t know about women, Matt. Gas station restrooms are FILTHY! Women stop at rest areas … except in Kentucky because lots of them have been closed.



  77. Se7ens
    11:31 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    the HIV list is a matter of record with the department of health but not accessible to the legal authorities unless cause is presented to believe somebody infected another party maliciously



  78. Richard Pitino
    11:31 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    I sometimes meet people at the rest stop in E-town. I love trucker cabs!!!



  79. Rich Brooks
    11:32 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    I stop at rest areas for free maps. Only whippersnappers use GPS.



  80. JP Wilson
    11:34 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Best place to pick up a woman: mom’s bunco game.



  81. 502Cat
    11:39 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Dr. Joy Brown gets down and dirty!



  82. Kidnut
    11:39 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Dude, some of the restrooms in the BP’s and Exxon’s are way more disgusting than those at Rest Stops.



  83. Wayne Rooney
    11:40 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Cleanest bathrooms up & down interstate: Chic-Fil-A



  84. Edd
    11:40 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Dr. Joy Brown’s sex advice about staying focused has insured I will think about Dr. Joy Brown next time….



  85. Poco Chang
    11:52 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Football season in 48 hours and we’re talking wrestling.



  86. Kyle
    11:55 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Coach Calapari’s Dominican team is rolling Cuba 71-37 with 9 minutes to go at FIBA Americas Championship.



  87. JohnnyPikeville
    11:55 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    There is a wrestling organization set-up here in Pikeville that my nephew actually works and wrestles for. The company is called Bluegrass Championship Wrestling. You guys come visit Pikeville and I’ll get you guys hooked up!



  88. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:59 am August 30, 2011 Permalink

    So I guess that the show thread comments winners drawing for the UK – WKU game isn’t going to happen?



  89. Jax Teller
    12:59 pm August 30, 2011 Permalink

    .



  90. Dane Brammage
    7:55 pm August 30, 2011 Permalink

    Isn’t that Yim Yames smilin’ like a Leprechaun?



  91. Jax Teller
    8:37 am August 31, 2011 Permalink

    hello?