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SkyCam wants you to come quietly…or there will be trouble

We’ve received a few emails from a few of you KSR old-timers asking us to bring back the radio show thread and allow you to engage in a comments section discussion while Matt and Zach are on the air. And since we are nothing without you, we’ve decided to grant you this one wish, so long as you don’t get all bossy. And since we love you so much, your participation will also give you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Zach and placed into a Friday drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters. That’s better than a Garfield Valentine’s Day card.

Today’s topics include:

* SkyCam:  A sophisticated camera sent back in time to destroy the future of college basketball telecasts

* Stacey Poole:  Have you seen him?  Tell me have you seen him?

* If there was a UK Medal of Freedom, who wins it and why?  And don’t say Tony Blair.

* The basketball game.  We’ll talk about the basketball game.

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Article written by Thomas Beisner

248 Comments for SkyCam wants you to come quietly…or there will be trouble



  1. Sky Cam
    9:57 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Slick Rick’s hairplugs look great from here.



  2. Jon Hood's Twitter Account
    9:58 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I guess Darius’ nads weren’t so hurt afterall. SMH.



  3. Seth
    9:59 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I’m sorry Matt, I couldn’t see Stacey Poole because of the awesome camera angle they are calling Skycam.



  4. Transy-hot
    9:59 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    If Eloy played on a middle school girls team would it be fair to call him “Eloy-good”?



  5. FakeDustyRhodes
    9:59 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I’m glad Darius didn’t “bust a nut.” 🙂



  6. dman
    10:00 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The skycam was the worse idea since Eloy Vargas was asked to wear a UK jersey.



  7. Lite Brite
    10:00 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy Dykes, stop using those high tech telestrators and give me a try. You can also use me to draw a turkey, house or another of those new high tech gadgets like an external modem or a beeper.



  8. Slingblade
    10:00 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Mmmmm… them Cats make me nervous….mmmm hmmmmm.. Think I’m goin’ to get me some of that water down in Middlesboro.. ummmm hmmmm.



  9. Les Nessman
    10:02 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Sky cam is the worst idea since Arthur Carlson released a helicopter full of turkey’s over Cincinnati.Fat Bastard



  10. Doc Holiday
    10:02 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The Wazoo sports Jones thinks UK is a 7 or 8 seed and UL is a 3…WTF



  11. Larry Vaught
    10:02 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I hear the NCAA is close to clearing the super recruit Renardo Sidney for MSU. He is going to be a beast and dominate the SEC and national scene as soon as he gets clearance.



  12. Appalachian Wonder
    10:02 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I know our boy Eloy has struggled, and that may be an understatement. Wondering if it is legitimate to consider, though, that this kid just lost his father at the beginning of this season. Could it be that his focus just isn’t there? He is, after all, still just a kid. He may need the long break after the season and through the summer just to deal with emotions.



  13. Jimmy's Clipboard
    10:03 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy’s Jet and The Nail are my best friends.



  14. bung
    10:03 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    pts off turnovers even…points on 3’s msu+9…fast break points uk+12…points in paint uk+14…knight and jones had 12 assists compared to 4 last game Ligs and lamb assists 0



  15. Larry Vaughts Twitter
    10:04 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Hearing ESPN will unveil a new camera angle for tonights UK/Miss St game that will revolutionize the viewing experience.



  16. Brad Nessler
    10:04 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    It’s because of Jimmy Dykes that I drink and tan in a can.



  17. Tubby's gopher
    10:04 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    11) The only thing Renardo Sidney could dominate would be the people in line at the buffet.



  18. Rick Stansberry
    10:05 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    It took Pitino 15 seconds to really screw things up…it took me less than 1.2



  19. Lolcats
    10:05 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I don’t remember if it was Nessler or Dykes that said it, but does anyone else remember one of them saying, “A lamb in sheep’s clothing!” after Lamb made a three-pointer last night?

    Worst. Analogy. Ever.



  20. Larry Vaught's Adult Diaper
    10:05 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Clark, is Rusty still in the Navy?



  21. bung
    10:06 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    radio sales increased 743 %



  22. Boone Park
    10:06 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Check out Beisner getting some national love in The Dagger, a Yahoo! sports blog, regarding his take on the debacle that was SkyCam:

    http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Hopefully-we-ve-seen-the-last-of-ESPN-s-ill-conc?urn=ncaab-321951



  23. renardo sidney
    10:07 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    i’m tired



  24. Scott
    10:07 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    sky cam is a worse idea than cloning Jimmy Dykes.



  25. BlueFins
    10:07 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Someone needs to instruct Skycam that John Connor does not play for the Wildcats!! Have a strange feeling that if Skycam could communicate it would say “I’ll be back”!



  26. Eloy
    10:07 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The reason I missed the dunk is because I saw Sidney open his mouth and I was afraid he was going to be eaten.



  27. SKY CAM
    10:08 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Come on, give it a chance. All it needs is some lipstick and a purdy dress.



  28. Oliver Simmons Ginger Crew
    10:08 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    sky cam couldn’t make it at Porcini’s. It couldn’t find out “what you got under there?”



  29. Nashville Cat
    10:09 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Better idea: ESPN Rupp Roof Cam or Farve text messaging?



  30. John Hood
    10:09 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I’m not tired.



  31. Norm
    10:10 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, how about getting punk’d by Dykes and the “cautious closeouts”?



  32. new york knicks gm
    10:10 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I think that Renardo Sidney would be an excellent addition to the Knicks family this upcoming draft.



  33. Brad Nessler
    10:10 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Did you hear my “like games at Duke” comment about Skycam?



  34. bung
    10:10 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I hope Coach doesnt disregard in state players like ricky did



  35. Stansberry
    10:11 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I’m scared of Sidney.



  36. bung
    10:12 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I listen to Pratt and Leach….good thing since i couldnt see the play on tv



  37. SavnanahCat
    10:13 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    He did not act like he was shooting when he felt contact. He was shooting. Quit acting like it was some Einstein moment from Cal and Knight.



  38. Al's IndiCats
    10:13 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    sky cam couldn’t pick up Stansbury eyeliner’s name in his coat’s pocket…..Shamwow’s Maybeline.



  39. Larry Vaught's Droid
    10:13 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    It appears ESPN has unveiled a new technology that UK fan will love. It has a really catchy name too, Sky Cam!!



  40. Michael C.
    10:13 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    ESPN is doing everything to try to get me to not watch the Cats play. They’ve already messed up the sounds of the game with Jimmy “Guard the Yard” Dykes!!!! Now they’ve went and screwed up the Camera angle too!!!! I’m mean seriously, don’t we pay big money at games not to have to watch from the rafters????????



  41. Oliver Simmons Ginger Crew
    10:14 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Was Enes excited to see his former manager Paul Bearer coaching MSU? Does Stansbury carry an urn with him to the games?



  42. bung
    10:14 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Coach on pregame radio said we needed to run more and that he talked to bk about getting more layups that way….



  43. Dave Ramsey
    10:14 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    What are the odds that I have ever forgotten to pay my electric bill……not looking so dumb and boring now am I.



  44. LSU John
    10:15 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Breaking News: SkyCam’s to be installed at all Transy bars…the view from the top has gotta be better than the view from the side…



  45. Fake Handsome Jimmie
    10:15 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    SkyCam makes me look thinner.



  46. Nashville Cat
    10:16 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Bowtie Miss St Coach: “Sidney, I got ya a burger at the next timeout”



  47. UofL Fan
    10:16 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Jones too poor to pay his electric bill BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  48. Stansbury's Sideline Dance
    10:16 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    It’s Hammer Time!



  49. knightynight
    10:17 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    For you people that also want to chat on here while listening to the radio show….what in the world do you guys do? get a job! (unless you are in college)



  50. Real Question
    10:17 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Who has become UK’s bigger bitch….. Rick Majerus or Rick Stansbury?



  51. Transy Hot
    10:17 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Rick stansbury’s is hotter than me!



  52. Al's IndiCats
    10:17 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Did you see what the ref said at 34second left in the game, where the ref told Stansbury that HE did even want any part of hime



  53. Mark
    10:18 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt is the first victim of Obama cutting winter heating assistance for the poor



  54. Brent
    10:18 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    So who’s replacing Stansbury? We need to keep the quota up of former Kentuckian’s running SEC schools. Can we get Clem Haskin’s corpse an interview?



  55. UKfaninPA
    10:18 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    ESPN should have gone with the Jimmer cam.



  56. Doug
    10:19 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    skycam is defintley not transy hot



  57. SavnanahCat
    10:19 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    50- Only good thing about Obama. We all now have time to do this.



  58. Kidnut
    10:19 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Rick Stansbury’s wife is trending on Twitter



  59. Real Question
    10:20 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Who is more likely to actually make a dunk…. Dusty Mills or Eloy Vargas?



  60. Dribble drive high hive
    10:20 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The sky cam was a worse idea than hiring Billy G.



  61. Matt Jones
    10:20 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Dykes did say cautious closeouts



  62. Sky Cam made me dizzy
    10:21 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Sky Walker…YES!….Sky Cam…NO!



  63. krizzle
    10:23 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    New ESPN nicknames for college players: “High Flyin Kyle Kuric” and “The Big Buffet Renardo Sydney”.



  64. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:23 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The first segment was long when you have to pee. Dang you for making me schedule my bathroom breaks around your show breaks.



  65. Al's IndiCats
    10:24 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Sky cam should be installed when Sidney in Hawaii when he beat the hell out of his team mate, probably because Sidney cleaned out the Buffet table



  66. shavlik randolph
    10:25 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    JJ Redick told me that poetry is a good ice breaker with the ladies



  67. Pigeon
    10:25 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Now you see how I have to watch a game



  68. ExtremeD23
    10:26 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    When “Our Boy” Eloy missed the dunk, I could of sworn he jumped off of 2 legs instead of 4.



  69. BigBlueBrock
    10:26 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Well I think we know where DTI went. After the MSU bus to see Stansbury’s wife.



  70. Catlantaman
    10:27 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, will Vargas lose his scholarship next year?



  71. Irony
    10:27 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt asking someone, “Why do you let those people get you upset?”



  72. John McClane
    10:28 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Hell if we 63 had different bounces go the other way, we’d be 73-0.

    I’ll hang up and listen.



  73. What do you expect?
    10:28 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Wookies can’t cut their own steak.



  74. cvillecat23
    10:28 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Rick Stansbury’s voice is Transy hott!!!



  75. Jon Hood's Twitter
    10:29 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    10 seconds, 10 seconds, Even Rick Pitino gets more action than me…



  76. TomahawkTalkin
    10:29 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Come on Matt, she wasn’t ugly or anything, but she was not at all hot.



  77. Tubby's gopher
    10:31 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Stansbury will be seeking employment soon. Maybe Sidney will hire him to be his agent.



  78. J Bruce Miller
    10:31 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Is my crazy ass going to be on the show today?



  79. Matt Jones
    10:32 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    #79….tomorrow



  80. Sheray Thomas
    10:32 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Is Pitino’s “cautious pull out” a variation of Jimmy Dykes’ “cautious closeout”?



  81. Shavlik Randolph
    10:32 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Is it weird that my mum wipes my ass after I poo?



  82. DC in Georgetown
    10:34 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Meo Stansbury is her name. I saw her sitting behind the bench in her Maroon top. I heard Eric C. Conn interviewed her afterwards to be the next “Obama Girl”



  83. Catastic
    10:35 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Who had the worse 15 seconds? Ricks Stansbury’s last 15 seconds of the half or Rick Pitino’s 15 seconds in Porcini’s.



  84. Barnhart's Golden Parachute
    10:35 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Was the skycam also thought of by Doc Todd, on his own, w/o the input of anyone, regardless of any advice, or pleads…



  85. Shavlik Randolph
    10:35 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I sit down to pee



  86. 900
    10:35 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Skycam had sex with my momma!



  87. Tobias Funke
    10:35 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Is it true that tonight’s Duke game will have a constant cam on Nolan Smith and it will be embedded in the corner of the screen? PLease tell me that’s a myth.



  88. BBN Boy
    10:36 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    That was the worst coaching move by Stansbury since Eve at the apple off the forbiding tree!



  89. Lou Holtz
    10:36 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    sssuffferin ssssuckatashhh



  90. Brad Nessler
    10:37 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Chuck Woolery is my twin…



  91. Catastic
    10:37 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    What happened to Tim Wilson?



  92. Tobias Funke
    10:37 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Is Nessler snoookie orange?



  93. Shavlik Randolph
    10:37 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    My mum breast fed me until I was 16



  94. road_warri0r
    10:38 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    We need a class action lawsuit against ESPN for all who endured the torture of watching the sky cam last night. It made my eyes hurt and gave me motion sickness..



  95. Jrod
    10:38 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    New radio station in Northern Kentucky letting listeners pick format. Go to the website and tell them you want them to pick up KSR!
    or email them at [email protected]

    http://cincinnati.com/blogs/tv/2011/02/15/new-fm-station-coming-soon-to-nky/



  96. Tubby's gopher
    10:38 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Can someone get me Rick Stansbury’s cell #

    I’d like to know how Renardo’s back is today



  97. Let's Get Real
    10:38 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Rick Stansbury is the emo of college coaches. All about the waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



  98. Sloth
    10:39 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I was never good with girls either.

    HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYS!



  99. BlueFins
    10:39 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt – what is the deal with Poole? Is he in one of Pitino’s “doghouses”? How bad can you be to not sniff the floor? Polson is getting time, which satisfies the Beliebers!!



  100. Ron Burgundy
    10:40 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him dunk.



  101. Brad Nessler
    10:40 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I drink Orange Crushes all day with John Boehner



  102. Let's Get Real
    10:41 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Renardo Sydney didn’t hurt his back. He bruised his FAT.



  103. BlueWhipped
    10:41 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Now that IBM’s supercomputer has won Jeopardy, it’s hard at work deciphering Dykes-isms



  104. Jimmy Dykes
    10:42 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Curl cuts, Violent cuts, Hot hands & cautious closeouts…Is this how Rick Pitino sealed the deal with Karen Sypher!



  105. prison guards
    10:42 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Leave the skycam alone. We love it!



  106. Sky Cam
    10:42 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I heard Jon Hood got some PT???



  107. Let's Get Real
    10:43 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    God, Vanetti should start a bromance with Stansbury. Then they could cry on each other’s shoulders.



  108. BlueFins
    10:43 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Keep talking Big East SEC smack to Vanetti, I want to hear him stroke out on the radio!!!!!



  109. Sid
    10:43 am February 16, 2011 Permalink


  110. Philll
    10:44 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt
    What is the link to the website you are talking about with tony?



  111. Fake Vanetti
    10:44 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I need to change my tampon



  112. BigBlueBrock
    10:44 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Its “Rising lips sinks boats,” Matt. Or maybe “Loose tides rises all ships.”



  113. liveblue21
    10:44 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The ultimate would you rather question:

    Would you rather have Eloy Vargas, or Teeng Akol?



  114. ruppcrazy
    10:45 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I thought Stacey Poole was that hot blonde cheerleader that Matt was in love with!



  115. Hibber
    10:46 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    It’s “loose lips sink ships”



  116. Jmet80
    10:46 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The cost of dinner at Porcini’s 100.00 the cost of the dribble drive down karen’s leg 3500.00 the cost of Drew Franklin portraying Karen Sypher PRICELESS



  117. nathan
    10:46 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I would love to be an extra in the skit.



  118. BlueWhipped
    10:46 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Drew Franklin should be Joanne



  119. BlueGene
    10:46 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I would like for you to post the storyboard on KSR before you act it out. Is that possible? I don’t have access to the TV show.



  120. BlueFins
    10:47 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Masiello is one of Pitino’s love children! Too bad the best part of him didn’t run down Karen’s leg.



  121. BigBlueBrock
    10:48 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Kid on the far right is mini-Renardo.



  122. sunnycat
    10:48 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    117 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA



  123. Larry Vaught's droid
    10:48 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Breaking news: Jon Hood should get alot of minutes sine Miller is out for the MSU game!



  124. post 110
    10:49 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Stansbury started recruiting Sidney early according to that picture.



  125. liveblue21
    10:49 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Maybe Renardo Sidney would’ve been able to move a little better if he’d taken off the peacock outfit from Sunday night.



  126. BHARMS
    10:50 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Watching Skycam is like being in the movie “Being Steve Massiello”



  127. TGR
    10:51 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt you have horrible taste in women, Meo is a broke down hooker.



  128. CvilleWildcat
    10:51 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    What’s a worse mental picture, Matt and Vinetti “reinacting” the night at Porchini’s or Handsome Jimmy forplaying in his car? I guess it depends if Jimmy is wearing a Siva jersey.



  129. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:51 am February 16, 2011 Permalink


  130. Todd
    10:52 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Drew Franklin is perfect for playing the part of Pitino’s spunk that runs down his leg.



  131. UKfanFelicia
    10:53 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Please tell me the reenactment is going to filmed



  132. John McClane
    10:53 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Can I play Lester’s Belt?



  133. btowncatfan
    10:53 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Have Masiello holding a sign that reads “Need tickets”.



  134. Handsome Jimmy
    10:54 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Lemme tell you something Matt Jones, I should be Karen Sypher Baby in your little playyyyyyy…..



  135. CvilleWildcat
    10:54 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Vaught just tweeted that Jon Hood should be getting some minutes in practice today.



  136. Brian in Burlington
    10:54 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I think Stacey Poole was leading them at the beginning of the game in the middle of the huddle and then he disappeared.



  137. Karen Roberts
    10:55 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    E-mailed espn at halftime. Told them to lose the overhead camera. Brought back memories of the late 80’s early 90’s. I did not have the luxury to use the internet. When the channels would take the game off to cover a more exciting game, I would have to call CBS in New York. I would yell about the station switching games. The answer would be that Kentucky was stomping the opponent. I would always tell them that I wanted to watch the CATS stomp the other team.
    It is a lot easier and cheaper to complain now.



  138. Breaking News
    10:55 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Marc Maggard is going on a motorcycle ride today? Everyone watch out for the leather jacker and chaps!



  139. J-Bone
    10:55 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    ESPN has created a competition more fierce than any tournament game, who can destroy a college basketball telecast faster, SKYCAM or Jimmy Dyke’s Analysis (viewer agony is considered collateral damage)



  140. Jort's Twitter
    10:55 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Shout out to my boy, Sidney next time I’ll buy the crispy Cremes before the game… Oh and next time save me one!



  141. TheWaitFor8
    10:55 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Make the Pitino actor play like the George Steinbrenner from Seinfeld. Only show his siloutte.



  142. Let's Get Real
    10:57 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    your pitino character has to say, “sorry, that’s never happened to me before” when he climaxes to his 15sec of hilarious infamy.



  143. Jeremy
    10:57 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    If you ever do a Jersey Shore skit, I nominate Brad Nessler for Snooki



  144. U.S. Marshal Raylon Givens
    10:57 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    It only takes me 15 seconds to fire my gun. I could play Rick



  145. Thirsty
    10:57 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    College student going to the SEC tourney, what bars should i visit?



  146. Brian in Burlington
    10:57 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    SkyCam was turrible!!!



  147. Larry Vaught
    10:58 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!



  148. BHARMS
    10:58 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Meo looks like the broad from the movie “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”



  149. 15 secs of Came
    10:58 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    You need a fist pumping Miget to play Stevie Mass



  150. Kidnut
    10:59 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Dave Ramsey says paying electric bills is something you should do…fwiw



  151. DavenderCatTheSequel
    11:00 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    If Skycam were a Star Wars character, it would be Jar Jar Binks.



  152. CvilleWildcat
    11:01 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Soap Opera title: “The Old & the Fertile” or “Desperate Basketball Coaches”



  153. U.S. Marshal Raylon Givens
    11:01 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    BTI should play Karen Sypher’s son.



  154. Nick F
    11:01 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy Dykes’ “cautious closeouts” must be a spinoff of Porcini’s owner’s newfound “cautious closeups”



  155. Sh!t Boogie
    11:03 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Why isnt there a fake Demarcus Cousins caller?



  156. UKfanFelicia
    11:03 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    It makes one wonder at an Italian restaruant, Rick and the boys weren’t doing their own reanactment of the God Father…cause it kind seem to have that kind of feel about the whole thing.



  157. UKfanFelicia
    11:04 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I take that back Good fellas more like it



  158. Al's IndiCats
    11:05 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    For those who ever been on a Vomit comet, did sky cam bring back memories? I had to listen to the game, b/c I couldn’t keep the beer down until the second half.



  159. KarlMalone
    11:06 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I wish Iphone emojis would show up on here. I would win that two-hunnit hands down.



  160. TBone
    11:06 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    A Godfather adaptation for the Pitino drama is too easy. Have to find a better, less stereotypical backdrop. 1 Vote for Spaceballs.



  161. U.S. Marshal Raylon Givens
    11:07 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Senior Night 2011: A sea of denim



  162. Insider
    11:08 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Sources say that Louisville head coach Charlie Strong has interviewed Nebraska offensive coordinator / quarterbacks coach Shawn Watson for the quarterbacks job.



  163. Slingblade
    11:08 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Mmmmm.. I reckon this is the worst show them boys have had… mmm hmmm.



  164. Al's IndiCats
    11:08 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    156, great theme song as they open for the re-enactment the scene at Porcinis



  165. kenny
    11:08 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Hey guys,
    I’m an avid podcast fan of your shows. I’m also from Berea (yes Matt, i’m the one you asked if i churn butter or make baskets) but i digress. Also, i commented last night that the roof cam was a worse view than sitting behind handsome Jimmy’s 6x Edgar Siva jersey.
    My question is….did you hear Stansbury say anything to Cal at the end of the first half ? I’ll hang up and listen to ya’ later.
    Thanks guys…..



  166. BTIs_RA
    11:08 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Best moment from last night, Dykes said “Rick has had a better 6 seconds” in reference to the T at the end of the half… I’ll call his 6 seconds and raise him 15!



  167. Barnhart's Golden Parachute
    11:09 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I noticed my good friend Doc Toddy was looking over his shoulder a lot last night. I can’t imagine why. It’s not like all the trustees sit behind him or anything…



  168. jarad
    11:09 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    From up here I can really see that nail jimmy d. keeps talking about. Wow that really is the key to the game!!!



  169. U.S. Marshal Raylon Givens
    11:10 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I’d say that Sidney is too lazy to access the voicemail anyway so what’s the difference



  170. Porcini's menu
    11:10 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Special at Porcini’s today: Red-Snapper stuffed with Italian Sausage.



  171. awesometron
    11:10 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Over a million people were angered on February 15, 2011. The survivors of the event called the day “Super Tuesday”. Following “Super Tuesday” the survivors lived only to face a new nightmare: a war against a machine known only as “Skycam”.

    Skycam went into use February 15, 2011, during the Mississippi State v. Kentucky basketball game. Human decisions were removed from strategic in-game camera work. Skycam began to learn at a geometric rate. Skycam became self-aware at 8:47 p.m. Eastern Time. In a panic, ESPN tried to pull the plug. Skycam fought back. It began filming all kinds of events from an obnoxious camera angles. Skycam was responsible for vertigo, loss in television advertising revenue for ESPN and a general lack of enthusiasm for viewing college basketball in high definition. Skycam had won…

    During “Super Tuesday” ESPN officials listened to thousands of complaints from the survivors. They were told of Skycam, “Super Tuesday”, the history of things to come. It’s not everyday you find our you’re responsible for angering over a million people. They took it pretty well…



  172. BHARMS
    11:11 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I want to slap Rinardo Sidney with Slick Ricks special stick



  173. Sammydog
    11:11 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    #100 I heard Oscar Combs on the pregame show say that the coaches tell him that Poole can’t pick up the plays even with individual instruction. He just can’t learn them for some reason. He is out of position on both offense and defense in practice. Said they can’t let him on the floor during a game when he doesn’t know the plays or where he is supposed to be. Sounds like he is a “project”. Cal is supposedly friends with his Dad.



  174. Slingblade
    11:12 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Mmmm..Darius Miller…hmmmm.. some people call it a testicle, I call it a gonad…mmmm hmmmm.



  175. Big Bertha
    11:12 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Just hangin with Skycam listening to KSR!!



  176. Johnny Utah
    11:13 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Jones, how about Dana Kolter? My uncle’s half brother…



  177. cvillecat23
    11:14 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Calipari requested the Skycam from ESPN for last night’s game so that everyone in the nation could get the view from Section 241 in Rupp!



  178. BlueWhipped
    11:14 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Sidney never answered cuz he thought it was a debt collector calling about that soft serve ice cream machine he bought for his dorm room



  179. Rupp's Big Bertha Speaker
    11:16 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Get that damn Camara off me… WTF… I’m old!



  180. Barnhart's Golden Parachute
    11:16 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Speaker has a nickname: “Big Bertha”. Not kidding.



  181. Big Bertha
    11:16 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Jones, refer tio me by name(Big Bertha) when you talk about me!



  182. the anti-cat
    11:16 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    How about oscar combs as lester with rob bromley as rob bromley?



  183. Andre Chapman
    11:17 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    What happened to J. Bruce Miller being on the show?



  184. SLISWildCat
    11:17 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The speaker in Rupp is known as Big Bertha. I am not sure where I have heard this.



  185. Johnny Utah
    11:18 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Didn’t use it much??? You’re a moron EZ!!!



  186. Mike
    11:19 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I think Dykes has a SKY CAM in his bedroom so he can watch himself DRIVE TO THE NAIL!!!!!!!!



  187. Kidnut
    11:19 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, sounds like Brad Nestler was stalking you.



  188. Bob Loblaw
    11:19 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Can Matt get rid of the in game coach interviews? They are horrible!



  189. Barnhart's Golden Parachute
    11:20 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Wait, Big Bertha is now owned by Mitch also. Apparently Doc Toddy doesn’t need to ask about divesting physical property to Mitch also…



  190. Slingblade
    11:20 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    mmm… Sidney looks like he’d been eatin my biscuits and mustard.. mmmm hmmmm.



  191. WalkersGoggles
    11:20 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Big EZ is WRONG! That camera was OVERKILL. And they seemed to only use it when Kentucky had the ball. Then in the 2nd half they must have flipped it around as they were using it AGAIN only for Kentucky (most of the time). Yes, they finally turned it off at some point in the 2nd half.



  192. Vaught's Droid
    11:20 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Big game tonight for the Cats. Can’t afford to slip up at home to a Mississippi State team playing without a suspended Ravern Johnson. Hearing that Darius Miller won’t play.



  193. Common Sense
    11:20 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Zach aparently ff through the 1st half. Let me see. 99% of viewers hated the cam. It was OVER 1/2 of the 1st half that they used it. I was screaming at ESPN. He is outing himself for not watching.



  194. Seth Davis
    11:21 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Don’t know why everyone is wasting their time on the Sky Cam….I might miss my Yoga class if I come on KSR next week!



  195. Al's IndiCats
    11:22 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I’ll never be able to look at over head picture of Rupp’s floor I hanging on my game room



  196. Vaught's Droid
    11:22 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Hearing ESPN will be using a new technological advance called skycam for the Mississippi State game. I think you fans are in for a treat 🙂



  197. Jason
    11:23 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Not gonna lie I’m not a huge “Fake Lou Holtz” fan. Bring back fake Billy G or fake David Beckham that dude is hilarious!!



  198. View from Section 26
    11:23 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, I noticed you didn’t have a “cautious closeout” on your exit from Rupp last night. You sprinted from press row like a flash…it looked as if either the Rupp Arena BBQ had gotten to you, or Alan Cutler had farted in the vicinity.



  199. Valentine's Day Bowl
    11:24 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Nothing will ever, ever, ever top that!



  200. Barnhart's Golden Parachute
    11:25 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I’m glad Matt’s not discussing the LHL article about those crazy trustees…



  201. Al's IndiCats
    11:26 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Maybe Poole’s a project,



  202. Fake LouHoltzKSR's 3rd Follower
    11:26 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I am proud say that I was the 3rd Follower of the FakeLouHoltzKSR account on twitter and he is 2nd only to Kenny Powers on quarity tweets.



  203. meeksuperfan
    11:26 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    boogie says pass me the damn ball!!!



  204. RUPPSrhetoric
    11:26 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I know some people think Barney and David Beckham are the best fake callers, but it’s Fake Lou Holtz, and it’s not even close! SURE BRILLIANCE!!



  205. ben
    11:27 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The UK medal of Freedom goes to the person who meracuously found the famous Randolph Morris fax at the last minute of the investigation and “freed Morris” to play that year. I had class with Randy during this time and he seemed really pumped about it (sarcasm).



  206. Vaught's Views
    11:28 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    BREAKING NEWS: Dewey Defeats Truman!



  207. Jimmy Dykes
    11:28 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Jodie Meeks has opened a chain of hair salons called ‘Violent Cuts.’



  208. Johnny Utah
    11:29 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Why does everyone question Poole not playing? Maybe he’s just not good enough to see the floor!!!! It used to be people understood that each player has a role.



  209. John McClane
    11:29 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I know what BTI can play in the Sypher skit. He can play “line 5” on WKJK 1080 AM.



  210. ukcat71
    11:29 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Screech can play Masiello!



  211. Sam
    11:29 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Regarding the Nail: It is my understanding that the nail was meant for free throw shooters to determine the middle of the basket.



  212. FakeLouHoltzKSR
    11:30 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I have reached the urinal, time to pass rest of Black Eyed Peas from my system.



  213. Zack
    11:33 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, I have a topic I’d like you to dicuss on the radio. What do you think the chances are that Wiltjer stays 4 years and becomes the NCAA all-time leader in wins??



  214. Ravi Moss
    11:34 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I rode the pine for 2 years before contributing and my competition were 3 and 4 star guys. Poole not playing is an economy of scale.



  215. What?
    11:36 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    George Bush? Thousand points of light is a mason reference, it had nothing to do with useless eaters like all of you. Bad choice.



  216. GonFlexWitIt
    11:41 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The UK Medal of Freedom has to go to Karen Sypher for the embarrassment she brought to little brother’s basketball program. Hands down.



  217. Jimmy Dykes
    11:42 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The iheart radio app has violent cuts in and out the past half hour…



  218. BNesslerDAjelloWrestler's Twitter
    11:42 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    @TheRealJimmyDykes_FormerNBAScout OMG! LOLs at UK Fans. SMH don’t worry about those loony toonies they are just mad because they were #SkYcAmMeD last night ROFLMAO!!! I luvs me some Violent Cuts, Cautious Closeouts, and “The Nail” is just Genious!!! Can’t wait to see Saturday on Jimmy’s Jet 😉 xoxo



  219. Anfernee Hardaway
    11:43 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    What about giving the medal to Ledford or Keightley?



  220. true blue through and through
    11:44 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    putting the sky cam in Rupp was as good of an idea as some particular person saying “yes I did, Down my leg!”



  221. Chris Thomas
    11:45 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt to a caller: “Pull it out, you’ll be back.”

    Sypher to Pitino: “Pull it out, you’ll be back.”



  222. U.S. Marshal Raylon Givens
    11:45 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Kevin should play Rick’s trusty man-servant Vinny



  223. Jrod
    11:46 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I think you just play the same Kevin phone call everyday.



  224. Dom Papa II
    11:47 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Please give call letter and frequencys of stations that carry the show.



  225. BlueFins
    11:47 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Do skit of kevin’s life. It would involve Colt 45’s and a crack house.

    Shut up Kevin, stop calling, go kiss up to Vanetti you sorry piece of Cardinal crap!!!!!



  226. GummyBear
    11:48 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Medal of Honor should go to Little John for buying all of Shawn Kemp’s gold.



  227. eric the red says aarrrr...
    11:49 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The name of Matt’s new show has to be….The Real Basketball Coaches of Jefferson County….



  228. TommyT46
    11:51 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Medal of Freedom: On a serious note..Sandy Bell….Not so serious Vaught’s verizon droid



  229. stxcat
    11:52 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy doesn’t mention that MSU only had 5 fould called on them with 4 seconds left in the half…real home cooking!



  230. Matt
    11:53 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    hahahahah handsome jimmy how about that… just the normal card fan aka grade school basketball mom crying about officiating when they dont really know the rules just that their guys are losing. oh and rape arena i think thats a good name for the yum yum since the coach is rapist rick



  231. GonFlexWitIt
    11:53 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, can you give a percentage on the likelihood that we get Trevor Lacey signed in the 2011 class?



  232. Jimmy Dykes
    11:54 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Using Hot hands, pick the winner of the best comment from today’s show!



  233. Kidnut
    11:54 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Does this mean Handsome Jimmy and Zach often talk about Kentucky disparagingly?



  234. John McClane
    11:55 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Gahhhhh, OK. I nominate Matt Jones for the Medal of Freedom.

    We know that’s what you were getting at.



  235. Jrod
    11:55 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    New radio station in Northern Kentucky letting listeners pick format. Go to the website and tell them you want them to pick up KSR!

    or email them at [email protected]
    http://cincinnati.com/blogs/tv/2011/02/15/new-fm-station-coming-soon-to-nky/



  236. Dom Papa II
    11:56 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Call Leo Getsinger… He works foe LG&E



  237. Unboltedharp
    11:56 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Skycam good for tipoffs and nothing else. Horrible way to broadcast a game.



  238. 78 NCAA Champions
    11:57 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Says the man with no electricity, “Dave Ramsey is an idiot”.



  239. Serene Branson
    11:59 am February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Bery Bery Derison Bajinos Skycalnmkn Sucjs Blady lea!



  240. John
    12:33 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    stacey poole? as a matter of fact i sat by him the other night in tolly ho. i said “so are you planning on leaving for the NBA this year” and he took me seriously haha



  241. Handsome Jimmy's back acne
    12:50 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Mississippi State’s decision to foul Knight at half court with 1.1 secs left was a better idea than the sky cam!



  242. Big Bear
    1:07 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Hated the sky cam look, please ESPN don’t use again. You can’t tell anything about the play from 1000ft, what’s next open roof on clear nights? Drop it please.



  243. RK Oates
    1:53 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    noooooooooooooo the Birds eye view dropped bird poop all over the place! My wife threatened to brick the TV, My mother in law called and was about to have a cow! I emailed ESPN twice during the game to complain, which I was surprised they responded to my e mails today! Drop the Bird Shi* birds eye view camera view! Make the commercials that way but not the game!!!!



  244. RK Oates
    1:55 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    oh yeah hot hands, drive the nail as much Jimmy Dykes as you want….but no Bird Poop view!!!



  245. AC
    2:14 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Does anybody have a link to a video of the skycam? I was at the game and am curious to what the skycam looked like.



  246. Flyingfishman
    4:08 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    The Air Force’s new Sky Cam Predator Drone thought it had spotted Stacey Poole at Tuesday night’s game. Instead of dropping a Smart Bomb on what they thought was Stacey an F bomb was instead released when their computer system was overwhelmed by pissed off air sick Cat fans.



  247. Shaken
    6:01 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    SkyCam…….Mr.Keightley’s view of the game as he watches over our Cats!