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Six Magna Carta Holy Grail Lyrics That Could Be About Kentucky, Maybe

 

Fact: Jay-Z is a UK fan.

 

 

Debatable fact: Jay-Z is a member of the Illuminati.

 

 

Google the phrase “Jay-Z Illuminati” and you get nearly three million results. Pictures of Jay-Z in 1939 Harlem, the similarity between his Roc symbol and the all-seeing eye, and his weird video for “On To The Next One”- as Ally Tucker will argue until she’s blue in the face, these are all signs that Jay-Z is a high-ranking member of one of the most popular organizations in the world. And as (allegedly) one of these Illuminati, it only makes sense that his lyrics have hidden messages for the rest of the world to decode. HEY WAIT- “Decoded” is the name of his autobiography. Whoaaaaaaaa, dude.

 

As everyone on the Internet knows, Jay-Z just released his latest masterpiece, Magna Carta Holy Grail. In the song “Heaven,” Jay addresses the Illuminati rumors head-on: “Conspiracy theorists screaming Illuminati/They can’t believe this much skill is in the human body.” Is he mocking us? Admitting something? Taunting us? Who knows? But for now, let’s put on our conspiracy hats and examine some MGHC lyrics to see if Jay dropped any slick references to his second-favorite kind of Blue.

 

La Familia: “My brother is my brother like my brother is.” A clear reference to one of Calipari’s favorite platitudes about players becoming their brother’s keeper. Become your brother’s keeper, gain entrance to La Familia- aka the Illuminati.

 

 

Holy Grail- “I got it tattoed on my sleeve, forever in ink with guess whose name” Even Jay-Z thinks Rick Pitino’s tattoo was a mistake- a mistake that he gets to laugh at forever. And ever. And ever.

 

Open Letter- “Boy from the hood got White House clearance.” Jon Hood, a member of Kentucky’s 2012 championship team who got to visit the White House. Obviously.

 

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Somewhereinamerica: “Might crash ya Internet.” Obviously Jay-Z tried to log on to KSR the day Calipari was hired.

 

Holy Grail: “One day you’re screaming you love me loud, the next day you’re so cold.” Does this sound like a certain maniacal fan base to anybody else? No? Just me? Oh.

Holy Grail: “I got haters in the paper.” No other explanation- Jay-Z understands how Calipari feels any time Jerry Tipton raises his hand at a press conference.

 

 

Same.

 

@KristenGeilKSR

 

Article written by Kristen Geil

13 Comments for Six Magna Carta Holy Grail Lyrics That Could Be About Kentucky, Maybe



  1. TDog
    6:54 pm July 11, 2013 Permalink

    Hov hasn’t been repping BBN as much as he used to. Guess he’s still a fan.



  2. Seven Eight Nine
    7:31 pm July 11, 2013 Permalink

    #7 U mad bro?



  3. bung
    7:53 pm July 11, 2013 Permalink

    Hood’s good…



  4. Diamond Dallas Page
    7:54 pm July 11, 2013 Permalink

    Does that make me an Illuminati cause I made a diamond shape with my hands? Don’t care how much $$ Jay Z has, you can’t buy into that secret organization.



  5. KING GEORGE
    9:15 pm July 11, 2013 Permalink

    I’m with # 6!



  6. BBN says..
    9:21 pm July 11, 2013 Permalink

    Clever!



  7. Steve
    11:10 pm July 11, 2013 Permalink

    All major musicians believe in OTO. When they sign the contracts they sell thier souls to the devil. Look that up on YouTube. They are promised by rich people that they will make them rich and all their dreams come true. Some people bit and some people don’t. Maybe people should quit being so closed minded. Look at lil Wayne stomping on the flag, while wearing U.N.I.F shirt. Look up the clothing lines Obey ( Jayz), an unif clothing lines. They are nothing but mason signs, pentagrams, and all seeing eyes. Wake up people.



  8. BBN says
    11:28 pm July 11, 2013 Permalink

    #15- rejected much?



  9. Jeffrey
    1:00 am July 12, 2013 Permalink

    @ 16: Grow up, will you?



  10. Jordan
    8:54 am July 12, 2013 Permalink

    First actually look up what the illuminati, New World Order, trilateral commission, bilderberg group, Zionist Jews and the house of Rothschild really are….. It has nothing to do with rap music or Jay-z…… Once again attention diverters to keep people from focusing on what’s really going on……



  11. Jordan
    8:56 am July 12, 2013 Permalink

    #NewFactAlert

    Something everyone should know but doesnt

    The only countries left in 2011 without a Central Bank owned by the Rothschild Family are:

    Cuba
    North Korea
    Iran



  12. Jordan
    8:57 am July 12, 2013 Permalink

    In the year of 2000 there were seven countries without a Rothschild owned Central Bank:

    Afghanistan
    Iraq
    Sudan
    Libya
    Cuba
    North Korea
    Iran



  13. theWilkman
    9:44 am July 12, 2013 Permalink

    I always go to KSR for my Illuminati news