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Show thread! Show thread! I repeat, THIS IS THE SHOW THREAD!!!

dick-gabriel

My sincerest apologies to those of you who have been unable to find the show thread each morning when you come to KSR.  Hopefully, we’ve found a correction for that.  If this doesn’t work, just hit yourself over the head with a hammer.  Or, maybe you could just call over the man pictured above, Lexington radio personality Dick Gabriel, a 5th degree black belt in what looks like Horse Farm Kwon Do, to kick you in the head.  Matt sometimes talks about how Gabriel “fought hard” to keep KSR off the radio and now you can clearly see why.  It’s because he’s the best…aroooouuuuunnnd…Nothing’s gonna ever keep him down!

Anyway, as has been the case all week, your participation in the comments’ section gives you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Zach and placed into a Friday drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters. 

Today’s topics include:

* The upcoming game with South Carolina

* The death of the great Uncle Leo

* The Mitch Barnhart contract extension battle:  Board of Trustees vs. Lee Todd

* More talk on the possibility of the NBA in Louisville

* Kentucky and where they stand for the SEC Tournament

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Article written by Thomas Beisner

273 Comments for Show thread! Show thread! I repeat, THIS IS THE SHOW THREAD!!!



  1. c.scott
    9:58 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Ask Drew the Intern on air what the “TG” at the end of his email address stands for…the answer will make for great radio!



  2. Rockfield, KY
    9:59 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Get him a body bag!!!!!!!!!!!!



  3. Shavlik Randolph Twitter
    10:02 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Mother failed to take the crust off of my pb&j sandwich, fml.



  4. Slingblade
    10:04 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    mmmmm..It ain’t right for 2 men to lay together..mmm… but I don’t think the Good Lord would send a man like Handsome Jimmy to Hades.. mmm hmmmmmm.



  5. Winston
    10:05 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Transy hot is like being Shavlik Randolph independent.



  6. Watson
    10:06 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I’m smarter then Matt



  7. Vanetti
    10:06 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I might be able to pull of Sypher, but I dead on for Clyde if that’s ever needed.



  8. Totes M'SCrotes
    10:07 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    You’d think with the farm expo in town, you’d wanna hide your sheep, hide your cows, cause they rapin’ errbody out here



  9. Vanetti
    10:08 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I might not be able to pull off Sypher, but I’m dead on for Clyde if that’s ever needed.



  10. _Blackhawk_
    10:09 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Here is a photo of Gabriel from the 80’s

    http://whall.org/blog/files/sweep-the-leg-large.jpg



  11. BlueFins
    10:09 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt – Ask Vanetti who the star of the UL game was last night. Kuric or Knowles?



  12. Uncle Leo
    10:09 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!



  13. ATT Troy
    10:09 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    NO SOUP FOR U!



  14. Larry Vaughts twitter
    10:09 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Sitting here waiting for Beisner to put up the show thread. Couldn’t find it all week.



  15. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:09 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    The ‘Transy Hot’ stuff is kindof offensive. I met my wife at Transy in 2002.



  16. Auburn Arbor Terrorist
    10:11 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I saw where Louisville fans put a Denny Crum wig on Coach Rupp’s bust in the basketball museum. So I took a leak in the Water Tanks on Louisville’s campus. You think I care?



  17. bleedblueky
    10:11 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt – the mom’s (on Golden Gorls) name is sophia.



  18. cvillecat23
    10:12 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, since Skycam lost in a coffin match…in what sport/venue/event do you see it resurrecting itself? Pool? Horse Racing?



  19. Rob Bromley
    10:12 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Live from WKYT studios…Sad news as Seinfield will no longer be in production.



  20. dmc
    10:13 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    16) Are you children Transy cute?



  21. btowncatfan
    10:13 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Uncle Leo did a lot Clint Eastwood westerns.



  22. rocketcat
    10:14 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Unlike Gerogia, Ricky P can’t go 15 second without scoring…



  23. Al's IndiCats
    10:15 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    What good is a thread if it doesn’t come up? Anyway News out of Starksville is that a very big figure of a man was seen eating Duncan Donuts last night, not the donuts the building!



  24. Walker & Texas Ranger
    10:15 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    We just threw Grandpa Chip’s war medals off the bridge.



  25. Breaking News
    10:15 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Not being able to figure out how to poison trees, UT fans have burned down Tolly Ho.



  26. Chris Thomas
    10:15 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Blanche is Chandler Parsons, duh.

    Rose is Bea Arthur. Greatest show ever…



  27. Jimmy
    10:15 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    No1 checks cbs for news…



  28. Hibber
    10:15 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Do we have a Crouching Gabriel sighting?



  29. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:15 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    21) No kids yet. I guess we will have to wait and see on that.



  30. FakeDustyRhodes
    10:16 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Oh hell Daddy.. Big E is gettin’ sick of the nature boy, Matt Jones!



  31. Oliver Simmons
    10:16 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    After the break – HIT ‘EM WITH THE KENNY G!



  32. Drew the Intern
    10:17 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    1 – Thats not gonna be good for anybody.



  33. Gerald&fitch
    10:17 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Screw the 200.00 I’ll put up 500 just to shake BTIs hand



  34. Todd Svoboda
    10:19 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I could take Eloy… easy.



  35. rondodo
    10:19 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Not going to lie, The Dagger is the only other website I go to to read college basketball besides KSR. Eisenburg is one of my favorite sports writers.



  36. Jonah Hex
    10:20 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I agree with 26. This is just dumb.

    http://ocm.auburn.edu/news/oaks.html



  37. Tree Hugger
    10:21 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    The dude who poisoned the trees should face the same jail time as Michael Vick.



  38. Sarcasm
    10:21 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I am SO HAPPY that we get to listen to all of these great commercials now!!!



  39. Animize
    10:22 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Busted like a gonad!

    http://www.ajc.com/sports/arrest-reported-in-auburn-841586.html?cxtype=rss_news
    Harvey Almorn Updyke, 62, from Dadeville, Ala., will be charged with criminal mischief.



  40. Woody
    10:22 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    somebody poisoned the water hole.



  41. #19
    10:22 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    The Skycam has been in pool forever…don’t you watch ESPN Ocho?



  42. Todd Svoboda
    10:23 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Listen, bring back the fake show clips.. no more PSA’s and commercials for on-line listeners.



  43. Uncle Leo
    10:23 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    “Look at you, you’re disgusting. You’re bald, you’re paunchy. All kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there’s a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death… which is not far off by the way.”
    – Jerry, to Uncle Leo, in “The Shower Head”



  44. Breaking News
    10:23 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Billy G, has given up on basketball, will now apply to guard statues at Alabama full time.



  45. Marc Maggard
    10:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    report coming out matt jones supports dog fighting.



  46. Yahoo
    10:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Yahoo Sports gets much more traffic than CBS, and more than even ESPN for that matter. Check the sports traffic rankings, Yahoo is #1 and has been for a while.



  47. Toothless Temp
    10:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Who needs dental care when you can just get a gold grill bruh!



  48. Bourbonbelly
    10:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I can’t believe those trees will be gone. I will miss them on our next visit to Auburn and will be disappointed my kids won’t get to see them.

    -bb



  49. Jonah Hex
    10:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    41- There is a snake in my boots!



  50. cvillecat23
    10:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, thank you for the Vick comment! Seriously! Our society gives a man more crap for fighting dogs then they do for murdering a person!



  51. stxcat
    10:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Does Matt’s lips move when Zach talks?



  52. KIGE
    10:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Pretty sad you think torture of innocent animals is not worthy of jail time… terrible take.



  53. WildCat08
    10:25 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Vargas, Hood, Poole and Polson: The Golden Girls of UK Football?



  54. vick sucks
    10:25 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I like dogs better than most people…



  55. Yahoo
    10:26 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Link to article, Yahoo even beat CBS in rankings even when the NCAA Tournament was going on and people went to CBS to stream the games. http://www.adweek.com/aw/content_display/news/digital/e3i01d1d21bba4907e29b345a828c38d5c7



  56. Dave_in_Oldham
    10:26 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    test, test, test



  57. WildCat08
    10:26 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    basketball******



  58. so what
    10:26 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, you sound like you are talking about the football team when you say things like “If we just would have beaten ole miss…. DEANDRE FOR POINT GUARD!!!! Free D!!!



  59. Rob Bromley
    10:27 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Live at Rupp, staring at some new Camera Jefferson Pilot is going to use on Saturday.



  60. Drew the Intern
    10:28 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    53 – Dante Stallworth killed a guy while drunk and got 11 months probation. that’s the point Matt was making.



  61. Dave_in_Oldham
    10:28 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    The Hell with them fellas, birds gotta eat, same as worms…



  62. Todd Svoboda
    10:28 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt is the UK Ticket Soup Kitchen.



  63. Arnold the Pig
    10:28 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    oink oink oink oink.



  64. KSR Spy
    10:29 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    53 – It’s not that torturing animals isn’t bad, it’s the fact that it is made out to be worse than harm coming to humans. Stupid.



  65. Jonah Hex
    10:29 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt- they are just trees but on that campus they are landmarks. I wish UK had something on its campus that was somewhat close to being as important to us as those trees are to Auburn’s campus. One of my problems with UK, there are no traditions.



  66. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    10:29 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Rick Pitino is as ethical as Rinardo Sidney is in shape



  67. Dave_in_Oldham
    10:30 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Oh great, more commercials.



  68. bleedblueky
    10:30 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt – LOVE this show – the BEST sports live show in town apparently especially if you compare it to another afternoon show even some other evening shows.

    My only worry is you might lose your voice soon if you keep talking like this (sounds very hard to me) and my suggestion would be talk to a speech specialist to figure out how to talk a lot regularly and conserve your voice properly. just my two cents and you don’t have to agree with me 🙂



  69. Breaking News
    10:30 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    New footage has been recovered from the Darius Miller injury. Apparently ESPN had a secret camera placed in Millers “man area” that caught the incident on film, footage to come.



  70. KIGE
    10:31 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Harming animals is awful and so was Stallworth’s bull-ish ruling. He deserved a lot more time. I just find no pleasure in death of any kind. I get old, I get softer.



  71. Dem Cards
    10:32 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Jones, stop giving this J Bruce Miller clown a forum to spew his nonsense. UofL is the citys NBA team and we dont need a terrible basketball coming in and stinking up the Yum Center. more people go to womens games than would ever go to an NBA game, this is a college basketball town. You want the NBA move to Indianapolis and see how your little radio show would do up there.



  72. wildcatrick
    10:32 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I was going to town on a knothole on a big ole tree when a woodchuck got a holt of me and now I ain’t got much to do with trees or varmits



  73. dmc
    10:33 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    These commercials are terrible, it was a bad choice to stop playing the clips, how much more do I need to know about my car insurance?



  74. tobias sucks
    10:33 am February 17, 2011 Permalink


  75. dogballs
    10:34 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    worms gotta eat too –



  76. Todd Svoboda
    10:34 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Eloy should go to jail for stealing playing time.



  77. Wouldnt you like to know
    10:35 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    matt when will i see you at dueling pianos again in nashville



  78. The Stanford Tree
    10:35 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Man, I’m glad they caught that guy!!!!



  79. WildCat08
    10:35 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    What is your opininon EZ? Where do you stand on trees?



  80. Drew the Intern
    10:35 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    71 – I can appreciate that.



  81. Yahoo
    10:35 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, more people go to Yahoo Sports than any other sports website. http://www.adweek.com/aw/content_display/news/digital/e3i01d1d21bba4907e29b345a828c38d5c7



  82. Todd Svoboda
    10:36 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    You’re listening to Matt Jones on Kentucky Sports Morality.



  83. blue beard
    10:37 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    VICK DID JAIL TIME FOR LYING TO THE [email protected]@@!!!



  84. ATT Troy
    10:37 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    If Alabama is 48th? Who is 49th and 50?



  85. treekiller
    10:37 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    maybe even the death penalty



  86. Sports Junkies
    10:37 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Its 37 after the hour, lets get a traffic update ! lol



  87. Ms. Tyler Thompson
    10:37 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, haven’t you ever seen Pocahontas? You do not want to piss off Grandmother Willow.



  88. Common Sense
    10:37 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt why not apply the same common sense that you use about the trees (which I agree with) to the commercials, I know there will be some commercials but don’t expect me to believe you could do it last week and not this week. Sounds like lawyer double talk.



  89. Marc Maggard
    10:37 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Hearing reports that Michael Vick was involved in the poisoning of trees on Auburn campus.



  90. Gus Johnson
    10:38 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    A UL fan peed on my tree. I’m pressing charges!



  91. Charlie Sheen
    10:38 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Auburn should have 2 huge 50′ tall bronze trees put in to replace the live ones. Imagine 2 HUGE bronze trees, that would be really cool.



  92. Rick Pitino's Leg
    10:38 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Would Karen Sypher play Blanche in a modern day Golden Girls? She is old, blonde, and throws her stuff at everybody, that offers her a coke and a smile.



  93. Charlie Sheen
    10:38 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    or dying ones, rather



  94. Oliver Simmons
    10:38 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Just listened to the Crossroad Podcast. Is Will Lentz a member of the so-called “alternative lifestyle” in downtown Lexington? Does he know anything about Lexington nightlife…or social life in general? I thought all he did in his spare time was swim with teenage girls.



  95. Tree Hugger
    10:39 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Why am I all itchy, like all down my front.



  96. Todd Svoboda
    10:40 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Back in 1949, my pappy shot a cat… blah blah



  97. bung
    10:40 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    my cousin got in trouble when 2 of his chickens apparantly got mad at each other………



  98. Hibber
    10:40 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I think KSR has crashed another server, i smell fumes coming from iheartradio



  99. BHARMS
    10:40 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Chuck Norris once punched Rick Pitino so hard, he killed Karen Sypher’s dog.



  100. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    10:40 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    “Louisville is the $2 hooker of the Big East”…..LOL!

    Best one liner ever Matt, Maybe they can play the Globetrotters at 4 am on the Hallmark Channel in place of the Derby Classic.

    By the way, what was BTI thinking with that KSR post on the Derby Classic?



  101. ben
    10:40 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    the cards next game will be on espn ocho



  102. Kidnut
    10:41 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I think Matt is talking to Bob Knight’s wife.



  103. Todd Svoboda
    10:41 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I choked my chicken and spent 3 days in county jail.



  104. Just Curious
    10:41 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    If someone poisoned trees in Mexico, would we be talking about it? If so there are plenty of things that happen around the world to talk about. Lets talk sports please. P.S. The lady who’s knew that man that went to jail, sounds like he needed a better lawyer to me.



  105. Tree Hugger
    10:41 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Micheal Vick’s Dogs will not come back and bite him.



  106. blue beard
    10:41 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    so maybe her brother did something wrong earlier in his life… and the dog was god’s vengeance coming back to bite him?



  107. Todd Svoboda
    10:42 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    That lady is picking you up on the police scanner.



  108. Catdaddy
    10:42 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Man….Mary is a tough dude.



  109. Tom
    10:42 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Jones is off his game today. Time to send in the relief talent, tell Drew to get loose.



  110. Mr. Photogenic
    10:43 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    After that lady called about her brother shooting a dog and he ex-husband shooting her, how can you disagree with us calling your listeners hillbillies?



  111. Animize
    10:43 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Mary, “I like your show. You’re funny, sometimes.” I bet that smart mouth is why the pump action started.



  112. Runnin'Ramel
    10:44 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Is Maggard still running a comedy club in Mexico?



  113. Tree Hugger
    10:44 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Mary should make violent cuts on her ex husband.



  114. dmc
    10:44 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    104) I laughed out loud.



  115. Please
    10:44 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Put handsome Jimmy and Dick Gabriel in a Death Match on KSTV.



  116. WildCat08
    10:44 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, have you ever thought about taking a career as a referee? What kinda referee whould you be?



  117. Al's IndiCats
    10:45 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Can’t wait until CBS starts using the underfloor Camera, it’ll show that UL players actually used velcro to “LACE THEM UP”



  118. ben
    10:46 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    i think may was on Justified last night!!



  119. Vick's lobe surviving dog
    10:46 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt Jones….. ‘F You oo oo hoo hoo hooo



  120. Captain Crunch
    10:46 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Mary deserves the UK “Medal of Freedom”…



  121. Coach Cal
    10:47 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt, “OUT!”



  122. Vick's lone surviving dog
    10:47 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt Jones….. ‘F You oo oo hoo hoo hooo



  123. Catdaddy
    10:47 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Elizabeth Hasselback???? Are you serious????



  124. dmc
    10:47 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    If Mary has any years of college left lets bring her in for the NCAA tourney. A lady like that could teach Hood, Vargas, Poole a little toughness. Won’t need the heavy bag anymore, if you make a mistake you gotta fight Mary, and you know she’s kicken their butts.



  125. Larry Vaught's Droid
    10:48 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Mike Vick being hated for his treatment of dogs is unreal. This just in scarface was arrested for tax evasion.



  126. BlueFins
    10:48 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    #119-Hope not, don’t want to see Ricky P’s mini me from a floor cam in HD!!



  127. Tree Hugger
    10:49 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Bids are out to create a marble statue of Mary to place inside the KSR compound lobby.



  128. CyberCat
    10:49 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Jones watches the Bachelor but won’t watch Survivor. WTF!!??



  129. dmc
    10:49 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Survivor=Shutter Island



  130. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    10:50 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Hey is Karen Sypher going to be in the Colin Cowherd show?



  131. Boston Rob
    10:50 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Survivor lives forever and jon hood will go for 22pts 3ast and 4 rebounds saturday…Bet That



  132. Kenny H
    10:50 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    UofL and Ricky P have bad memories in Cincinnati- Maybe Ricky P was worried sbout his girlfriend being sentenced on Friday.



  133. Kidnut
    10:51 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Thought Wil was going to announce Louisville versus the latest cast of Survivor on the court the Harlem Globetrotters played on Gilligan’s Island. It will be on ESPN360.



  134. Touchdown Jesus
    10:51 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    No one got this upset when paint was thrown on me? WTF?



  135. Dave_in_Oldham
    10:51 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    survivor > bachelor



  136. KIGE
    10:51 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    BREAKING NEWS: Toilet paper prices plummet in Auburn, AL.



  137. Farmer Joe
    10:51 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I hope I don’t go to jail for “choking my chicken” when I attend the farm machinery show in Louisville.



  138. Dem Cards
    10:52 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    85% of this show has been Louisville talk.



  139. Catdaddy
    10:52 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Mike Marra…you are the weakest link….goodbye



  140. Zack
    10:52 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, I can’t call in but I have a question/topic I’d like to talk about. During the MSU/OSU game they were discussing that David Lighty will surpass Deon Thompson with the most individual games played in NCAA Division I Mens Basketball. He is currently 6 games away with 5 regular season games left (Plus Big Ten and NCAA Tournament). My question is do you think Kyle Wiltjer, if he stays 4 years, could surpass Lighty.

    I can’t find most individual wins, but I assume a UCLA player must have that.



  141. Ac14
    10:52 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    That fake Bob Ross call made me want to commit real suicide.



  142. The FAKE, FAKE, KIGE
    10:52 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Breaking news Auburn may run out of oxygen because those two trees are dying.



  143. bleedblueky
    10:53 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt – besides Mary, you might also be interested to know that I am a middle-aged asian lady and HUGE Wildcats fan for over 25 years (to prove it – I do have a son who was born the next day after we lost to Duke 103-104 in 1992 and he was 4 weeks pre-matured).



  144. BlueFins
    10:53 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Shirley is the black female Forrest Gump



  145. Bnchad
    10:53 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Fake callers are getting ridiculous. Screen some of them.
    Lou holtz is funny but fake bob Ross? Barney? C’mon?



  146. Tree Hugger
    10:54 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    So deep, put her a$$ to sleep, Lacy



  147. CatFanUpNorth
    10:54 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt and Zach….listening from Michigan on iheart radio. Lots of Cat fans up here in Spartan country! And Mary was awesome!



  148. Alabama Tree Killer
    10:54 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I’m looking forward to a little “Rammer Jammer” in the Slammer!



  149. Louisville Thought Process
    10:55 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Lets build a new stadium so that we can play off site whenever asked. Makes sense to me.



  150. blue beard
    10:55 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I thought Orton was gonna cost us a scholarship or two due to bringing the team gpa down? Wouldn’t that sort of be an issue, Mr Jones?



  151. Real Question
    10:55 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Who will the big guy be next year…No Kanter, Jorts and JOnes gone…now what



  152. Catdaddy
    10:56 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Trevor Lacey=Mike Marra???



  153. Dem Cards
    10:56 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Looks like the J Bruce Miller junk was a hoax, just like this NBA talk. Matty boy just wants an NBA team in town because he it will hurt UofL and he can suck off Cousins whenever he is in town.



  154. Harvey Pooter
    10:56 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Extra herbicide for sale, great prices.



  155. dogballs
    10:57 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    So if we could just get Bin Laden to call in to Finebaum we’d catch him in like a hour.



  156. Luke
    10:57 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    “Shirley” sounded a lot like Louisville’s Shirley Q. Liquor. How you durrin?



  157. bung
    10:57 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    need at least 1 in-state kid signed every year



  158. JCR Wildcat
    10:57 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    The NBA team would be nice the lousyville tardinals need to leave it alone



  159. Commercials
    10:57 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Get ready here I come



  160. WildCat08
    10:58 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    This just in: Billy Clyde stumbles out college bar in alabama and urinates on several trees. end result several trees killed. Must be potent piss



  161. Fake, Fake, Fake KIGE
    10:58 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I think they should use an Acme Warshcloth on that tree. Fake,Fake,Fake Kige Ramsey for YouTube Health.



  162. BlueFins
    10:58 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Can we get the tree killer to pour a little on the court at Cameron Indoor?



  163. Champ
    10:59 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    OPEN YOUR MOUTH IGNORE THE PAIN YOURE GONNA GET SOME NOVOCAIN (sp?)

    If I have to hear that LouisvilleHelpWanted.COM commericial again I might snap lol



  164. Mary's husband
    10:59 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    want me to take care of the louisville help wanted lady?



  165. Oliver Simmons
    10:59 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    How do you know which posts are read on your site the most since you don’t have to click on a specific link to read them? Just the timing? I get on at certain times and skip over BTI and Will Lentz. Just because I coincidentally get on the site during this time, does not mean I am reading their “work.” And sorry, this has nothing to do with today’s radio show – similar to Larry Vaught, I am behind and am listening to the Crossroad Podcast. G’day folks.



  166. Luke
    10:59 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I knew the NBA team was off when David Stern (on the BS Report) rattled off half a dozen cities that were in the running for an NBA team and left off Louisville. Lots of talk about cities that had facilities ready or that were willing to build them.



  167. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    10:59 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Maybe Louisville can play at a galdiator obstacle course while have tennis balls shot at them out of cannons at 200 mph.

    I might was them play then.

    (FYI, if UL is playing on ESPN I tell everyone I know and post it on facebook to NOT tune into ESPN to take away from the ratings.



  168. UKfanFelicia
    11:00 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Dave Ramsey’s “Come here little Boy” is kinda scary



  169. No Kidding
    11:00 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    During the break, I was able to make two scrambled eggs, toast, load the dishwasher, put everything back in the fridge and be at my seat for the start of hour two. These commercials are great they give you time to “do stuff” LOL



  170. Lloyd
    11:01 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    That John Denver’s full of Sh!t, man.



  171. No Kidding
    11:02 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I think tomorrow during the break I may learn to speak a second language, I’m thinking Chinese maybe.



  172. BlueFins
    11:02 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    #155-Back away from the crack and put down the 40!



  173. Moe (MILF) Stansbury
    11:03 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt, wanna see what’s under these stretch pants?



  174. This Just In
    11:04 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    NCAA has pic’s of Bruce Pearl having a picnic at the Auburn trees hours before they were poisoned. When they confront Pearl with the pic, he denies ever being there.



  175. Matt Jones
    11:04 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Talking Louisville and NBA with J Bruce Miller right now



  176. bung
    11:05 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Wah Wah Jones….Humsey Yessin….



  177. Kurt Myers
    11:05 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Whoever plays Karen Sypher in “15 seconds of Our Lives” needs to have little white residue on the corner of his/her mouth for the entire production.



  178. eric the red says aarrrr...
    11:06 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    If Kentucky fans were like Alabama fan…would we take their flat bills and bend them and hold the tard fans down and shave their line beards?



  179. Dem Cards
    11:06 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    #177 just wasting your time



  180. Dave_in_Oldham
    11:06 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Every one minute of the show = two minutes of commercials



  181. blue beard
    11:06 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    i hope nobody is raising their kid this way; the playground beatings will be many



  182. Larry Vaught's twitter
    11:07 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Thinking about visiting Auburn’s campass this summer. Going to remember to bring my poopy paper to throw on those famous trees.



  183. Hibber
    11:07 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Can we Live Blog the show? My F5 key is about to wear out.



  184. dmc
    11:10 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    If Louisville gets a pro team it would be great for UK players. That way when they go pro they just move down the road. And if it doesn’t work out they just move back down the road to UK to start their new job as assistant coach. Interestingly enough pro team or no pro team Louisville will still suck either way.



  185. Dem Cards
    11:11 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    HaHa, I think even Matt is starting to realize than Bruce is a babbling fool.



  186. nathan
    11:11 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    is this another fake caller?



  187. Drew the Intern
    11:12 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    #155 – Handjobs only with Cousins. Come on, everybody knows that.



  188. Matts Mom
    11:13 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Mathew, You know it is rude to talk over people. P.S. Be nice to Zach and Drew, and don’t forget to pay your electric bill.



  189. Oliver Simmons
    11:15 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Does Hubby have a Wifey?



  190. blue beard
    11:15 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: i’d rather take financial advice from dave ramsey than listen to this guy drone on for another second



  191. The Economy
    11:15 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    We could all save alot of money if we just jump UK from NCAA to the pros. Added plus then Kanter could play, and Drew Franklin could go demand an interview with Stein.



  192. Eddie C
    11:16 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Yawn…the NBA blows.



  193. Fake Steve
    11:16 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I hate this show and this site. Matt Jones you are the worst person on this planet. I hate you so much I make Kevin blush. By the way I will keep listening no matter what.



  194. Oliver Simmons
    11:16 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville’s NBA Team Name: The Kentucky Junkies



  195. Dem Cards
    11:17 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Who let Bruce out of the insane asylum?



  196. homework sucks
    11:17 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    When they ask the tree poison-er in court to enter his plea, will he say “Roll Tide”?



  197. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    11:18 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Interview on the NBA thing in Louisville worst thing ever!



  198. Paducah Girl
    11:18 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I think it would be good to add a conversation between Billy Clyde and Ricky P in the the 15 minutes of our lives theatrical production. Ricky could be asking his advice on how to not handle bad situations.



  199. Shutter Island
    11:18 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Bruce, How did you make to the ferry to get off the Island?



  200. jon hood
    11:19 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    any chance the nba team will look into madisonville…great talent comes from there



  201. bj in lex
    11:19 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    This man sounds so incoherent…how in the hell has he gotten investors? I’ll throw in $20, let me be an owner!



  202. Backspacer
    11:20 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Can the vill’s NBA team name be anything other than ‘The VILL-ans’???



  203. Marc Maggard
    11:20 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I bought the Mexican Brewery! What a deal, too!



  204. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    11:20 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I can see why this Bruuuuucccceee guy got death threats!

    This is torture!



  205. nathan
    11:20 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    5 guys burgers?



  206. What If?
    11:20 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    If Louisville gets a new Pro team would the city be required to build a bigger casino for Charles Barkley?



  207. Eddie C
    11:21 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    This guy is about as exciting as watching a NBA game.



  208. ssp1210
    11:21 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    My ears are bleeding….



  209. bj in lex
    11:21 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    We’ll never see an NBA team. Even if we did, everyone would just want UK to supply all the players…can you say bias?!



  210. Dem Cards
    11:22 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    200 richest Chinamen, pick the 5 J Bruce is talking about http://www.forbes.com/2004/11/03/04chinaland.html



  211. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:22 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Reveal the investors Lebron style, with “The Decision”. Maybe you can get CBS or KSTV to cover it exclusively.



  212. Oliver Simmons
    11:22 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    When you guys do the Sypher re-enactment, can Rob Bromley do a segment – “Inside the Sypher”, “Inside the Panties”, or “Outside the Condom”??



  213. Stoneyard
    11:22 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    How much of his mop is a wig?



  214. Just a Thought
    11:23 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    How about telling everyone who these rich men are by doing it on under cover boss? One guy could be the towell boy, one could be the water boy, etc?



  215. bj in lex
    11:23 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    don’t forget j. wall



  216. J Bruce
    11:23 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    what would it take to get you to drive this car off the lot?



  217. repairthisthing
    11:23 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I just tuned in – did someone ask him why Stern didn’t even mention Louisville on the 2/14 Bill Simmons podcast???? He mentioned Anaheim, KC, Pittsburgh, St. Louis, Seattle, possibly another I can’t remember, but never even got to Louisville.



  218. ssp1210
    11:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    When you talk to Bruce again… please, just give us a run-down… his voice hurts me.



  219. Onions McOnion
    11:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    This guys is reminds me of Sypher, they are both full of something.



  220. dmc
    11:24 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Maybe you should have made him play 20 questions with one of those hand held games. Then we could have gotten the names.



  221. A. Curran
    11:25 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Mary’s husband got 90 days for shooting her and she didn’t have any repercussions when she pushed him into the wood-chipper.



  222. Dumb and Dumber
    11:26 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    So your saying theres a chance?



  223. UK Fan
    11:27 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Would an NBA team in Louisville owned by Chinese businessmen want to hire Cal, with his ties to China?



  224. dmc
    11:27 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I think we should hook Mary and Bruce up, arm her, she’ll get the answers we want.



  225. Dr. Kat
    11:27 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    For “15 seconds of our lives”, May i play a young, pompous Matt Jones? Sitting in the courtroom radiating with glee, running to the hallway to tweet the masses.



  226. dmc
    11:28 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    God Bless you JT. Glad to hear your voice.



  227. Andrew
    11:28 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    219 – Matt did ask that question. According to Bruce, Stern did not mention Louisville because he has not talked to the foreign investors yet.



  228. Dicky V
    11:29 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I am the president of bbn, Duke blue.



  229. 2009 Census Estimates
    11:30 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    39. Louisville 1,395,634
    43. Memphis 1,304,926
    44. Oklahoma City 1,297,552
    47. New Orleans 1,235,650 (was 1,360,436 before Katrina)



  230. Dave_in_Oldham
    11:30 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    People hate on Dicky V, but I like him.



  231. Billy Donovan
    11:30 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I’m actually Eddie Munster where is my dad Herman?



  232. Champ
    11:31 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I need a JT alarm clock for my iphone



  233. Chickens
    11:31 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I always double down when I am trying to roll a hard eight.



  234. catphan
    11:31 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    When JT is fully recovered, he needs to be a guest on the show…in studio for the full two hours. MAKE. IT. HAPPEN.



  235. Commercials are helpful
    11:33 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Maybe Bruce has a brain illness? He sounded sad to me.



  236. Larry Vaught
    11:34 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Still waiting for Beisner to put up the thread for today.



  237. Paul Maloof
    11:34 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    White Whine – You can really tell times are tough when guys like me have to sell our Mexican breweries and give away shares of our casinos. Thanks a lot, Obama!



  238. Oliver Simmons
    11:35 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Can the girls at the Farm Expo be described as Farmer Hot?



  239. repairthisthing
    11:36 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Farmer hot just means that Richie would take you back to the lodge.



  240. The Truth
    11:36 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I talked to Bruce last week and he told me who the five investors are. We then ate lunch with the NBA comish, I gotta lot of pics, I’ve already put one in the mail for you Matt.



  241. Dave_in_Oldham
    11:37 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Define UL Hot …



  242. Bruces logic
    11:37 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Am I like Transy hot?



  243. Oliver Simmons
    11:37 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Dick Gabriel’s Karate skills could translate to a lucrative business venture…The Dick Gabriel Slap Chop.

    https://www.slapchop.com/default.aspx?did=&refcode=1002



  244. Walter Sobcheck
    11:38 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    212 – Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.



  245. Question
    11:39 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Is the Truth going to participate in the farm expo?



  246. J Bruce
    11:39 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    who’s more reliable, me or the truth?



  247. Watson from Jeopardy
    11:41 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    There is a 100% chance The Truth and Bruce have the same knowledge level about Louisville getting a pro team.



  248. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    11:42 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    If we got an NBA team in KY, would they pursue Cal as the coach?



  249. KY Boy
    11:43 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    It’s great how Matt always asks EZ if he agrees with the most obvious statements…



  250. Joey P.
    11:44 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    So when the Chinese bring an NBA team to Louisville can we expect DeMarcus Cousins to be inmplanted with some type of control device to take over the U.S. like happened to Reggie Jackson in Naked Gun?



  251. Straightbent
    11:44 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Boo Matthew! Sean Connery is the same guy that did the original Obama. Boo!



  252. Doctor Bob
    11:44 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Talk about disturbed. This board is certainly the poster bastard for disturbed.



  253. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    11:44 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt did you really just cut off Shawn Connery like that? How Billy G bathroom stall of you!



  254. Latest from Vaught's Twitter
    11:45 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Was able to make it through Nashville traffic in a breeze on my way to Vandy vs UK game tonight. Would have to say that I got a top notch parking spot. Surprised Vandy practicing so hard before tonight’s battle with the CATS.



  255. Dateline NBC
    11:46 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Now features cats and mice.



  256. Breaking News
    11:49 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Terrance Jones reported on twitter today that UK is almost half way through the season. In unrelated news Pete Thamel is investigating any math grades Jones may get this year.



  257. dark helmet
    11:52 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Said in the farm bureau commercial voice: “well you might even see kenny loggins dressed up as a ninja pretending to be attacked by Matt Jones and drew franklins eyebrows”



  258. Happy Gilmore about Aaron
    11:52 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Ta Ta Ta Today Junior!



  259. ebell55
    11:54 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    In honor of uncle Leo I’m going to get hello jerry tated on my nuckles! I don’t think you should kill dogs but peoples love for those animals compared to their treatment of their fellow man makes me sick! If you can’t learn to flush and wipe you’re arse I don’t need you!



  260. Spaghetti
    11:55 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Please don’t associate me with Vinetti



  261. Drew the Intern
    11:56 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Thanks guys!



  262. dmc
    11:57 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, Why does CN2 not put more clips of the show up on their website?



  263. WildcatKeesy
    12:00 pm February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Looks like Gaberial is getting ready to do the Wildcat growlclaw on someone not in the picture.



  264. ebell55
    12:10 pm February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Old Dick is doing the Judy Chop!! Aaaaaah Judy Chop!



  265. WildcatKeesy
    12:12 pm February 17, 2011 Permalink

    If the Ville wants a NBA team, they had better get TommyTurtleneck out the picture(good luck with that). In is own rite, though, TommyT did a great job security ploy by not letting an NBA team be able to play at the big Chicken Fryer. But, TommyT may have wanted to think of the Community as a whole, just not what is good for the University of Da ‘Ville and his Power Trip. TommyT is a good AD, as far as getting the coach, player, or promoting the program, but in the terms of a Community leader he is looking up out the gutter. Jobs, tourism, money, and a bigger market could only help Louisville as a city grow. Look outside of the tunnel TommyT….



  266. Calipartytime
    12:13 pm February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Who’s more envious ? UK because UL has an NBA Arena or UL because UK will have an NBA team next year?



  267. Oliver Simmons
    12:32 pm February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Mary is the 50 Cent of KSR.



  268. RICK
    1:10 pm February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Didn’t Rick Pitino posion a tree once? No thats right it ran down his leg.



  269. For reals
    4:36 pm February 17, 2011 Permalink

    That lawyer was the worst flippin’ radio I’ve ever lost interest in in my life. He couldn’t convince me to bring an NBA team to Louisville, let alone David Stern. Good god that guy was awful!!!!!!!!



  270. For reals
    5:10 pm February 17, 2011 Permalink

    BTW, the first hour of “today’s” podcast of the show is YESTERDAY’S show. Get it together people.