OK, so, during the dragging, sweaty, uncomfortable months of summer, we flippantly mentioned that we would be profiling every player on the team. It will only be fun and worthwhile, we decided, if we were both informative AND funny. Well, it would be really fun if we were drunk the entire time, but that’s neither here nor there. Thus, for these ten weeks leading up to the UL game, we will have at least one profile a day. We hope you enjoy these as much as we enjoyed the idea of doing them, but not the actual task. Oh, and we see the egregious “that’s what she said” in the headline.
We’d also like to use this italicized space to apologize to the families of the players whose last names end in ‘A’ or ‘B’ because these early ones might suck a little.
That’s his Facebook picture.
Boring, Obligatory Vitals
Unfair comparison to NFL-er: Brazley ran track at Male…is Chris Barclay in the league? Yes!
Most interesting fact from his media guide bio: Well, that’s the thing. He doesn’t have a media guide bio. But, that’s interesting. I bet if I kept putting random words in italics, you’d think I was saying some pretty cool stuff.
Something we made up about him: Hates italics.
Items of legitimate interest: Came in 12th in the long jump and 8th in the triple jump at this meet. He has the third best triple jump score in Male High history, according to this. Also, fumbled on a punt return in the Blue-White game that was returned for a touchdown.
Outlook for 2008, based on light research by our minions: Probably won’t play much this year. Maybe special teams, but who can tell.