OK, so, during the dragging, sweaty, uncomfortable months of summer, we flippantly mentioned that we would be profiling every player on the team. It will only be fun and worthwhile, we decided, if we were both informative AND funny. Well, it would be really fun if we were drunk the entire time, but that’s neither here nor there. Thus, for these ten weeks leading up to the UL game, we will have at least one profile a day. We hope you enjoy these as much as we enjoyed the idea of doing them, but not the actual task. Oh, and we see the egregious “that’s what she said” in the headline.
We’d also like to use this italicized space to apologize to the families of the players whose last names end in ‘A’ or ‘B’ because these early ones might suck a little.
I didn’t think my question was THAT stupid
Boring, Obligatory Vitals
Hometown–Pacolet, SC (Broome)
Unfair comparison to NFL-er: Look, I googled his city, high school, and high school’s city. Nothing. No one. So, Terry Glenn. Deal with it.
Most interesting fact from his media guide bio: Made 17 tackles, caused and recovered a fumble while taking home defensive player of the game honors in his team’s state championship win…as a sophomore.
Something we made up about him: Has never heard of Pacolet, South Carolina.
Items of legitimate interest: Prized recruit from the Palmetto State. Shot down big locals USC and Clemson, as well as Georgia, UVA, and some smaller schools. Scout team player of the week twice last year.
Outlook for 2008, based on light research by our minions: Will serve as a backup to Jeremy Jarmon and Ventrell Jenkins. He’s added ten pounds to better adjust to the D-line, as he was a linebacker in high school.