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Short and Insufficient Profile: Larry Warford

During the slow and insipid summer of 2008, former KSR wordsmith Evan Hilbert profiled each and every member of the University of Kentucky football team. Though his knowledge was sparse and his research was far from thorough, Evan’s short and insufficient player profiles were an integral part of Kentucky’s success that season. UK finished with seven wins, including the opener at Louisville and a 25-19 victory in the Liberty Bowl. Kentucky hasn’t won a bowl game since. Let’s bring back that magic…

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#67 LARRY WARFORD

Vitals

Height: 6’3”

Weight: 343 lbs.

Class: Senior

Experience: 3L

Position: Offensive guard

Hometown: Richmond, KY

High School: Madison Central

2012 Preseason Honors

First Team All-SEC coaches selection

Second Team All-SEC media selection

Outland Trophy Watch List

Rotary Lombardi Watch List

Something You Didn’t Know About Him

He plays the saxophone.

Something We Made Up About Him

He eats a McManly, a large order of fries and two apple pies in the locker room before every game. For those who don’t know, a McManly is when you order a McDonald’s double cheeseburger and a McChicken sandwich and stack them on top of each other, creating one gigantic sandwich of two burgers and one breaded chicken patty between two buns.

Kentucky’s student managers are responsible for supplying the food prior to kickoff.

Three Favorite Hobbies, according to his teammates

1.) Dancing

2.) Eating Taco Bell quesadillas

3.) Eating Taco Bell burritos

Items of Legitimate Interest

Warford has played in 35 career games, including 25 consecutive starts on the offensive line. He’s led Kentucky in knockdown blocks each of the last two seasons, with a team-high 34 in 2011.

He earned 2011 All-SEC second-team honors by SEC coaches, Associated Press and Phil Steele’s College Football. Prior to 2011, Warford was named Sophomore All-America second team by CollegeFootballNews.com in 2010, while also earning All-SEC second-team honors by SEC coaches, AP, Rivals.com and Phil Steele’s College Football.

Unfair NFL Comparison

Brandon Moore, New York Jets

Moore has started every game at right guard since 2005 and his 121 consecutive starts lead all active guards in the NFL.

Outlook for 2012

Block.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

4 Comments for Short and Insufficient Profile: Larry Warford



  1. #L2C4
    4:16 pm July 30, 2012 Permalink

    Drew, I’m not sure what a ‘McManly is, but it sounds a lot like a Gangbang. Two McDoubles + McChicken inserted between = Pure Tastebud Ecstasy with a side of Atherosclerosis. The American Dream.



  2. Catlanta
    4:30 pm July 30, 2012 Permalink

    1 is right. It’s called a McGangbang. But I’m sure that’s too inappopriate for KSR now.



  3. The South
    5:41 pm July 30, 2012 Permalink

    Glad I’m not the only McGangbang fan. I like to throw in small fries to the mix adds a nice starchy taste



  4. Derrick M.
    5:12 am July 31, 2012 Permalink

    its actually called a McGangBang