With a game against the Bleu Devils on the schedule tonight and a Laettner victim on the opposing sidelines, this couldn’t have come at a worse time. In an interview with 247Sports, Kentucky sophomore Jon Hood says he wears number 4 because of JJ Redick. The terror alert level has just been raised to red. I expect chaos in the streets and mass rioting. Men and women flopping everywhere. People covered in blue and white body paint biting strangers on the neck. Dick Vitale hyperventilating.
This. Is. A. Sign. Of. The. End.
In Hood’s defense, though, the only acceptable answers to that question are Dusty Mills or Arn Anderson. He was just caught off guard.