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Saturday Morning Wagers

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Even the most optimistic Kentucky football fan knows today could get ugly. So, instead of accepting the cold, impending doom, let’s have some fun by wagering on today’s inevitabilities, both on and off the field.

1. Points scored by Florida?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 45

2. Points scored by Kentucky?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 17

3. Minutes it takes for someone on the live blog to complain about the delay between Matt and the ESPN broadcast?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 3 minutes after kickoff

4. First downs by Kentucky in the first half?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 4

5. First downs by Florida in the first half?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 12

6. Number of references to the Taylor Wyndham Tebow hit by ESPN announcers?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 1, more if Taylor Wyndham has a big play

7. Combined yards gained by Florida RBs Chris Rainey and Jeff Demps?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 350 yards

8. Number of times the student section attempts to do the Wildcat Wobble?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: Hopefully zero.

9. Ounces of alcohol consumed by live blog readers?
Ms. Tyler’s picks:
If Kentucky loses: 1,235,954
If Kentucky wins: Infinite

10. Punts by Tydlacka?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 10

11. Number of Kroger ads on the ribbon boards?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 9

12. Number of Florida Starter puffer jackets in the visitor’s section?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 78

13. Times Morgan Newton is sacked?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 5

14. Dropped passes by the Cats?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: 3 7

15. Decibel level of the boo birds if Cats go down big early?
Ms. Tyler’s pick: Deafening

Alright, gimme your picks.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

35 Comments for Saturday Morning Wagers



  1. tyson
    11:39 am September 24, 2011 Permalink

    16. Number of times UK staff makes in-game adjustments to Florida’s offense/defense?
    zero
    17. Number of times a live blogg reader says, “Matt you never post my comments. I’m gone!”
    163
    The rest of your predictions I agree with except the UK score. I think we score 13 or less.



  2. Reeves/Alvarez
    11:43 am September 24, 2011 Permalink

    1. Times Erin Andrews texts Matt during game with update. Each time Florida scores or 11, whichever is highest.

    2. Times ESPN cuts away from UF-UK live action to give an update of a more interesting game. 9

    3. Fans left in stands half way thru 4th quarter. Over/Under is 25,000.

    4. Number of fans with tickets who would rather stay out of the stadium and tailgate rather than enter and take their seat. 1500.



  3. Suz
    11:58 am September 24, 2011 Permalink

    I BELIEVE in Blue … Leggo CATS …#WEAREUK, #BBN



  4. 96CATS98
    12:08 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    over, under, under, under, over, over, over, over, over, over, over, under, over, way over, under



  5. Dr. Wildcat
    12:14 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    1. 31
    2. 10
    3. First big play
    4. 3
    5. 8
    6. 1
    7. 250
    8. Never
    9. Loss: 6 drinks per person, Win: 10
    10. 6
    11. One every 15 minutes
    12. 0 (going to be pretty warm tonight)
    13. 8
    14. 4
    15. Too apathetic at this point to boo



  6. Joebro
    12:23 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    What is the Wildcat Wobble? I’m a student and have no clue what that is.



  7. Mr Schwump
    12:28 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    And how long to prove you don’t know shit about football? Soon as you type.



  8. crackerhillbilly
    12:29 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Not sure this will be as bad as it could be. Next week the Gators have Bama at home, then LSU and Auburn on the road, get a week off, then have Georgia on the road. That’s a rough stretch, so likely they will push to get up in the first half and then, knowing we can’t move the ball, they will play down their depth chart to rest/protect the starters and give the others some reps.



  9. Ms. Tyler Thompson
    12:29 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    6 – Sorry, meant to put up a link. Should be up there now.



  10. tdogg4033011
    12:34 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    hey Tyler …. I’m glad you’re showing some positive thoughts on game day. Do you
    really need to post this negative BS?? CATS will play better than you think …



  11. big tim
    12:44 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    6 this is the wildcat wobble http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHOEN76om10



  12. big tim
    12:48 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    cat 21 gator 17 go cats!!



  13. The Whiz
    1:01 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    I wish that when I loaded the blog and Tyler had written something my computer would automatically deploy a fist to hit me in the face with the force of Mike Tyson….That would be less painful than reading any of the stuff she writes



  14. Al's IndiCats
    1:02 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Cats will be up by 17 at the half…they fly Teboe in to rally the troops…..A UK cheerleader sacks Teboe in the locker room and knocks him out of tomorrows game. Cats by a safty……Go CATS!!!



  15. MacGruber
    1:04 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Heart: Cats 30 Gaytors 3. Reality: Cats 3 Gaytors 170



  16. Al's IndiCats
    1:06 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    13 Chill out, when you do better I’m sure we’ll all be reading your blogs…..just when they use that last plunger to make us all worm bait.



  17. P.L. Wallingford, III
    1:12 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    tdogg4033011 Says:

    “hey Tyler …. I’m glad you’re showing some positive thoughts on game day. Do you
    really need to post this negative BS?? CATS will play better than you think …”
    —–
    Tdogg, you’ve got to understand that to the loons on this blog, the history of UK football begins & ends with Randall Cobb. Plus, they’re usually drunk within the opening two minutes of each game……What a bunch of loser tools, just waiting for basketball season.



  18. The Whiz
    1:13 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    16. No. I don’t want to write a blog, if I did I would make one. Nobody is coming to this site to hear Tyler say something super clever like Clemonade or to hear who she thinks the best player on the 92 team was or this gem here. I am sick of having to wade through her BS to get to something worthwhile. Maybe blunt honesty will get through, because subtlety obviously hasn’t worked.



  19. The Whiz
    1:17 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    BTW instead of writing this horrible peace she could have told us that Fred Tiller 3 Star from GA committed.



  20. The Whiz
    1:20 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    BTW instead of writing this BS she could have told us that Fred Tiller 3 Star from GA committed.



  21. Wildcat Wobbler
    1:47 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Positive? How about this? I’m positive we’re going to get our hats handed to us tonight and the following two games. I’m positive we are not a good football team this season. I’m positive we won’t be in a bowl game and finally I’m positive that Tyler is a better writer than her critics. Funnier too. Go Big Blue!



  22. bung
    1:52 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    u done good ms. Tyler…



  23. Jeremy
    2:11 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Yeah this is more along with what the fanbase is thinking. Don’t get me wrong I bleed blue more than anybody but there’s no offense at all out there. Let me rephrase that …there is no leadership out there. We miss a cobb we miss a woodson for that reason. If we had any kind of leaders on offense we would be a decent team.



  24. Rusty Shakleford
    2:19 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Whizz – Would you please, for the love of god, STFU!! Do you really not have anything better to do than stalking Tyler & talking shat on every one of her post? You dont like her, we get it. What? Did she not give you a retweet or something? The rest of us that come here dont want to have to see your pissing & moaning every other comment. Hear me…it’s real simple…if u don’t like what she writes, don’t read it!!



  25. Big D
    2:24 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Rainey and Demps get the 350, but I will also add in at least a 100 for Burton.



  26. Mr. T
    2:36 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Pain



  27. tenacious_j
    2:37 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Odds of me switching to the LSU game after the first quarter of the Cay-uts game: 1-1.



  28. Lexloublue2
    3:08 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Damn, #18, are you an ex-boyfriend or what? Enough already, shut your trap. What a freaking misogynist.



  29. Nashville Cat
    3:15 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Good Christ! If you hate it that much, don’t take the time to read it and then take additional time to post a reply.



  30. ukfaninga
    3:34 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Number of times playcalling reverts to qb keeper….6



  31. Roland
    3:52 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Number of times I pick my nose during the game: 4



  32. Roland
    4:10 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    18 It is not raining and get the hell away from my leg.



  33. gator skin boots
    4:27 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    is randall cobb playing today?



  34. catty
    5:27 pm September 24, 2011 Permalink

    Nice post! But I think 4 is too high for #4



  35. HOLY SH
    11:06 am September 25, 2011 Permalink

    -IT…these picks were so spot on.