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Saturday Links Going Down Your Leg

Good morning!  I have excellent news for you!  I am running the site today (smh) while Matt is resting his home row fingers after a long week of updating the world on the Sypher extortion trial.  I tried to push the Saturday responsibilities on Beisner but he is too busy doing important things, like, not writing on KSR.  So, I look forward to a long day of hanging out together.  It’s you, the reader, plus me for a long day of abortion jokes.  I just ask that you take 15 seconds out of your day to read these links without clicking them down your leg.  Let’s do this…

John Wall is still adjusting to being the No. 1 pick.  And by “adjusting,” they mean, does John Wall want the Lambo or the Phantom?

— The Nets and Timberwolves might think he is a head case but Demarcus Cousins is a future star in the NBA and he is all smiles at the UK Pro Camp.

— This was linked yesterday but I like recycling so let it be known that John Wall wants to throw up the ‘Y’ in Rupp Arena next year.  I admire his love for Kentucky but no one will throw up more in Rupp Arena than Billy Gillispie.

— Larry Vaught has views.  Most of them are of the Eddie Montgomery type but sometimes his views of are of the changing of Derrick Locke’s demeanor.

—’s Chris Low ranks the offensive lines in the SEC.  With all due respect to the UK offensive line and Chris Low, I can think of a million other things to write about with an ESPN salary.

— Auburn head coach Tony Barbee is going after Calipari’s jugular.  Barbee will receive 15% off a large two-topping Papa John’s pizza and two tickets to the UK Pharmacy School’s Midsummer Night’s Ball for his efforts.

It’s going to be a great day.  Hello world!  Let’s get better!

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR