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Sandusky’s Lawyer Wants You To Call A Gay Hotline

I told myself not to write anything about Jerry Sandusky but this one is too good to pass up. Sandusky’s lawyer, Joseph Amendola, called a news conference today after the preliminary hearing and he announced to everyone from the courthouse steps that they should dial 1-800-REALITY if they think his client is a child molester.

“Anyone who is naive enough to think for a minute that Tim Curley, Joe Paterno, Gary Schultz and, for that matter, Graham Spanier, the university president, were told by Mike McQueary that he observed Jerry Sandusky having anal sex with a 10-year-old-looking kid in a shower at Penn State or Penn State property and their response was to simply tell Jerry Sandusky that, ‘Don’t go in the shower room any more with kids.’ I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY. Because that makes absolutely no sense.”

Apparently, Amendola didn’t do his research and that’s where things get even more awkward. 1-800-REALITY is a hotline for gay sex. Call it and you’ll hear, “Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for XXX action.” (I made one of the new KSR writers do it.)

Sandusky needs a new legal team.

I take that back. He deserves every bit of this.

(Ok, you caught me. I called the number. It was research for work.)

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

13 Comments for Sandusky’s Lawyer Wants You To Call A Gay Hotline



  1. Cawood's 'lil buddy
    5:05 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    Karma’s a bitch!!



  2. Jerry Sandusky
    5:06 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    Oh Warden, I believe I’m entitled to a phone call.



  3. therapist
    5:07 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    Good call, haha! (wink)



  4. Winston Guy's dreadlocks
    5:07 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    Does anyone find the extreme irony in this? I am cracking up as we speak.



  5. dave
    5:27 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    top shelf post.
    & we all know BTI already knew what it was before you had to call



  6. Ddt
    5:36 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    ……kids were raped. Not anything, Anything about this is funny!!



  7. Tyrone
    5:48 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    #6 lighten up my man



  8. coolio
    5:50 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    #6 you should most definitely laugh, point, ridicule anything that puts this predator in a worse spot.



  9. old_school
    5:52 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    Those alternative lifestyles are just not normal.
    This whole episode is sick and our culture is on a slippery slope.



  10. Dane Brammage
    6:15 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    You should have said, “I take that back-side”, after calling that Pole freak number.

    By the way, that’s one ugly Muslim chick in the Red & Black Burqa.



  11. ktmiln2
    6:47 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    This guy is quite possibly the worst lawyer in the history of forever



  12. O.J. Simpson
    6:56 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    the number must have been disconnected..



  13. Big Black Dude about to be his Cellmate
    11:39 pm December 13, 2011 Permalink

    #6 oh trust me.. justice will be served…and with no lube!