I told myself not to write anything about Jerry Sandusky but this one is too good to pass up. Sandusky’s lawyer, Joseph Amendola, called a news conference today after the preliminary hearing and he announced to everyone from the courthouse steps that they should dial 1-800-REALITY if they think his client is a child molester.
“Anyone who is naive enough to think for a minute that Tim Curley, Joe Paterno, Gary Schultz and, for that matter, Graham Spanier, the university president, were told by Mike McQueary that he observed Jerry Sandusky having anal sex with a 10-year-old-looking kid in a shower at Penn State or Penn State property and their response was to simply tell Jerry Sandusky that, ‘Don’t go in the shower room any more with kids.’ I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY. Because that makes absolutely no sense.”
Apparently, Amendola didn’t do his research and that’s where things get even more awkward. 1-800-REALITY is a hotline for gay sex. Call it and you’ll hear, “Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for XXX action.” (I made one of the new KSR writers do it.)
Sandusky needs a new legal team.
I take that back. He deserves every bit of this.
(Ok, you caught me. I called the number. It was research for work.)