Just like your mother always told you, secret abortions and the ensuing legal fights that come with it sure can bleed a man dry. It’s with that sage advice in mind that we present this latest news nugget.. Matt has been told that Louisville coach Rick Pitino has filed a request to trademark the phrase “Louisville First” because, well, I guess he’s pretty damn proud of himself for coming up with it, which is a little out of character for the usually humble and underassuming Pitino.
But there seems to be an issue. The phrase just doesn’t seem to be complete. I get the Louisville First part, but what is the rest? What are they first in? Some of you had some thoughts already on Twitter. Here are a few:
Louisville First Round or Bust!
Louisville First, Integrity Second
Louisville First: In Women’s Soccer
Louisville First: And in 15 seconds!
Louisville First: Down My Leg
Got any more?