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Rick Pitino Knows He’s On To Something

Just like your mother always told you, secret abortions and the ensuing legal fights that come with it sure can bleed a man dry.  It’s with that sage advice in mind that we present this latest news nugget..  Matt has been told that Louisville coach Rick Pitino has filed a request to trademark the phrase “Louisville First” because, well, I guess he’s pretty damn proud of himself for coming up with it, which is a little out of character for the usually humble and underassuming Pitino.

But there seems to be an issue.  The phrase just doesn’t seem to be complete.  I get the Louisville First part, but what is the rest?  What are they first in?  Some of you had some thoughts already on Twitter.  Here are a few:

Louisville First Round or Bust!

Louisville First,  Integrity Second

Louisville First:  In Women’s Soccer

Louisville First:  And in 15 seconds!

Louisville First:  Down My Leg

Got any more?

Article written by Thomas Beisner

93 Comments for Rick Pitino Knows He’s On To Something



  1. Scottie Smalls
    2:45 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First, Scottie first on KSR blog post!



  2. HermoineIsHot!!
    2:48 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First, then Detroit, then Newark



  3. the ghose of Bill Hicks
    2:53 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First, at being UK’s bitch.



  4. Go Cats
    2:54 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First, to leave shortly after halftime



  5. Go Cats
    2:55 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First dips on any recruit UK doesn’t want



  6. Go Deep
    2:56 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First, players… uh who cares.



  7. Go Cats
    2:58 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First to pay a washed up, $1M a year coach $7M a year



  8. WildcatfanEastKY
    2:58 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Lousiville First..in player related assaluts



  9. Go Deep
    2:58 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First, right after Morehead State.



  10. Juan4UK
    2:59 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: Arrests per capita



  11. stevem
    3:04 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: in players tasered



  12. Big Blue Voice
    3:06 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first degree assault



  13. Freethrow
    3:07 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Pitino looks Gay as heck in that pretty white robe. Maybe he is going for “Gay First” as well?? 🙂



  14. Go Cats
    3:09 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First in all things not related academics or athletics



  15. Go Cats
    3:10 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First to draw teeth on a bird



  16. BoggMan
    3:10 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: Jail Second



  17. lpool003
    3:11 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first, then the D-league and then irrelevance.



  18. Go Cats
    3:12 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First in average number of tatoo’s per player



  19. Go Cats
    3:14 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First to recognize UK’s greatness



  20. Jones Returns
    3:16 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First, decommit, then go to UK



  21. stevem
    3:16 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    #16–that’s funny!



  22. Go Cats
    3:17 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First round bow outs



  23. FrigFullofBeer
    3:18 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: In dui and hairbrush throwing olympics



  24. Frank Abraham
    3:20 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    As the bible says, “The last will be first and the first will be last”…



  25. iWantToGrowUpToBeTheDrewFranklin
    3:22 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: Abortion second

    Louisville First to say no to a pro team



  26. STEVE!
    3:24 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville – First choice of players kicked out of other schools.

    Loiusville – First in decommits



  27. ummm
    3:25 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first stop for UK’s rejects.



  28. Nookie
    3:29 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first, I mean sucks



  29. Johnson
    3:29 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville, first step to either gang bangin or delivering papa johns.



  30. boyd crowder's bible
    3:30 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    louisville first abortion is on us



  31. Nookie
    3:30 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first, in cheating



  32. The Bizz
    3:31 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First for bagging bimbos on restaurant tables.



  33. TreyDay
    3:32 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first to have dumb ass slogan.



  34. vandylaw
    3:32 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville: First Time Offenders Rejected



  35. MichiganMAN
    3:39 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Loisville first…oops forgot the plan B!!!!



  36. stevem
    3:39 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First in the hearts of jailbirds



  37. Pete Thamel's Lazy Eye
    3:40 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    If Pitino was smart he would tradmark “The Kentucky Effect” instead as it will be much more profitable.



  38. knightynight
    3:44 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: Never



  39. Broward Cat
    3:44 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First…to have fans that overuse BWWWAHHHAAAAA and ROFLMFAO in every anti-Cat post.



  40. true blue through and through
    3:45 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first: college team to actually “steal” the basketball.



  41. PolsonForThree(Minutes)
    3:49 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First, Round of the NCAA Tournament



  42. UKIreland
    3:49 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first team UK recruits say no to.



  43. PolsonForThree(Minutes)
    3:50 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: Degree Assault



  44. catfan68
    3:50 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first… to have an AD who says their basketball coach(who has no morals) is the perfect man to represent the University of Louisville. I tend to agree with Jurich since most of their players have been arrested/end up in court.



  45. BPM
    3:52 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    I just checked and there is no evidence that an application has been filed in the Trademark Office – doesnt mean he doesn’t intend to file one though. It would be kind of funny if a UK fan with a few bucks to spare went and filed their own application to try and block Pitino and be a pain in his ass.



  46. stevem
    3:52 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: to have players’ dockets called in Court



  47. stevem
    3:53 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first priority in players getting upper bunk in Jefferson County Detention Center



  48. UKGoBigBlue
    3:55 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: At Totally screwing ourselves !!

    Louisville First: At Ribbing Off Our Fans



  49. Hard hat Cats
    3:56 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first round losers



  50. stevem
    3:57 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first: Cards first people called by LMPD dispatch when crime reported



  51. ryan
    4:06 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: Well except when it come to Kentucky



  52. Bubby Gene
    4:10 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Loserville 1st game against UK was a big fat loss in YUM Center courtesy of the BIG BLUE!!



  53. Cal's Pal
    4:14 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville, First?



  54. MIDDAY
    4:19 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    15 & 30 winners!



  55. MIDDAY
    4:20 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First at 4:20.



  56. bhamilton
    4:20 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first – FAIL!



  57. bhamilton
    4:22 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First – oxymoron



  58. uconn#1
    4:32 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first to have all black starting 5 in college basketball in the state of KY.



  59. uconn#1
    4:33 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first in total revenue



  60. uconn#1
    4:35 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first established university in Ky



  61. Scottie Smalls
    4:41 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    58-60 pffff



  62. SagaciousMind
    4:46 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: At having players commit then being academically ineligible!



  63. ukant
    4:46 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    dont forget about the kentucky affect. the affect of paying recruits will eventually get you on probation.



  64. JayShidlersRoots
    4:47 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville – First to grow soybeans on campus



  65. UKIreland
    4:47 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    58 & 60. Good job, so what you’re saying is the last time loserville did anything of significance was 40 years ago!



  66. SagaciousMind
    4:47 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    63, move along. you’re comment is irrelevant and has no proof. unlike all the many other comments made. pitino has violations, cal does not! keep hatin!!!



  67. buechelbart
    4:55 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    louisville first- team to lose to drexel in 75 years



  68. mudcreekmark
    5:03 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first school recruits mark off their list.



  69. Jay Schiedler's Mullet
    5:23 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    64 – did I misspell it…and so what if I did?



  70. PITINOSUX
    5:28 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    This picture has to be photoshopped..SEXtino lives in The Harbors Condos and Jo Anne sold the House in The Divorce..



  71. Cal's Pal
    6:27 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    70. This was Pitino’s old place in Lexington. I do remember, his butler was very nice.



  72. Cal's Pal
    6:28 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    He hates it when I call him by his last name. Always with the “Call me Rick”. I’ll give him a rick of something.



  73. uklaw95
    6:39 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville “First man in the line up, please turn to your right. Your other right. Thank you.”



  74. invisible ink
    7:03 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First … then women and children i suppose



  75. Bo
    7:13 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first to take it up the ASS!!!!



  76. youyewu
    7:21 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First in lowered expectations



  77. MemphisCat
    7:31 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    louisville first (first team to finish 2nd in the state of KY)



  78. wackityschmackitydoo
    8:23 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First: To Leave the Stadium.

    Louisville First: In Wigga Ratio.

    Louisville First: To Crown Chet Haze a Hip Hop King.

    Louisville First: At Making You Feel Better You Don’t Live There.

    Louisville First: Then We Drive to Lexington.



  79. toystory7
    8:27 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    i heart funny things



  80. cats11
    8:31 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    78. Louisville, the city, is actually a lot better than Lexington.



  81. bigcat76
    9:05 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First… Out of the NCAA Tournament

    77. Actually Louisville was first to finish THIRD in the state of KY last year, Morehead held the honor of being second.



  82. Calipari'sInYourEar
    9:08 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First School To Offer Sizurp Flavored Snow Cones At Game Concession Stands



  83. JeffCat
    10:28 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First in inflated egos and unrealized expectations



  84. Big Blue 502
    2:36 am July 21, 2011 Permalink

    77 & 81 ACTUALLY Louisville was fourth. Kentucky, morhead, AND Bellermine. They won the national title in their division.



  85. toystory77
    6:16 am July 21, 2011 Permalink

    commenrt



  86. revdaddy69
    7:43 am July 21, 2011 Permalink

    84 Actually Louisville was fiffffff!!! Pikeville College won the national title in their division as well.



  87. Sean Reynolds
    8:38 am July 21, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First Runner-Up – Kentucky Wins!!



  88. MIDDAY
    8:45 am July 21, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First, not.



  89. Tokyo Satchel
    9:41 am July 21, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First- in line at Connections



  90. hatedogg
    10:38 am July 21, 2011 Permalink

    uk, first to never winning a championsip with calipari



  91. Gibbs
    3:52 pm July 21, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First… in their dreams.



  92. Usefulijit
    4:34 pm July 21, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville first grade education



  93. Andrew Coconut
    5:45 pm July 21, 2011 Permalink

    Lousiville First: “DOWN KENTUCKY!!”
    Lousiville First: city I would annex to Indiana
    Lousiville First: and only city to embarrass the great Commonwealth of KY