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Put On Your New Jersey! It’s Time For Kentucky Sports Radio! (Show Thread)

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Does it seem like everyone is getting new gear these days?  Are you starting to feel like your clothes are a little date?  Don’t worry, Matt Jones will most certainly be dressed worse than you and he’s here to keep your ears amused for the next two hours.  You can join in on the fun bycalling (502) 571-1080 or send a text to (919) 928-1789.

Today’s topics include:

* What will the latest in Nike technology be?

* New money

* Planking?

* Bookie?

The comments game also continues and your participation in the comments’ section gives you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Drew the Intern and placed into a weekly drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters.

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Article written by Thomas Beisner

233 Comments for Put On Your New Jersey! It’s Time For Kentucky Sports Radio! (Show Thread)



  1. mocha
    9:57 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Stevie is said to have chosen 13 because it’s a divine number and it’s also the number of defenders Louisville would have needed on the field to possibly tackle him on his touchdown catch from Woodson.



  2. Brent S
    9:59 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Wow, Card Radio is in sad shape, I turned on early and they are talking about The Hills and Sixteen and Pregnant.



  3. Paducah Patty
    10:05 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    2. and advertising an appearance by Handsome Jimmy! Very sad!



  4. Ned Chase
    10:07 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Cooking country ham on the grill, listening to KSR!



  5. Paul
    10:08 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Geeeez, Please get a new co-host.



  6. Paducah Patty
    10:09 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Boy Matt, it really must be a slow news day! HA!



  7. Thomas Beisner
    10:09 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    $, you’re a hell of a guy, Ned. You’re brother’s a real douche though.



  8. Jonah Hex
    10:09 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Your IPad will be great, relax.



  9. Matts Favorite Topics
    10:10 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    1) Matt
    2) Matt
    3) Matt



  10. Jonah Hex
    10:10 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    called it!!!!



  11. Lando CALrisian
    10:10 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Did he just say “Johnson Rod?” lol



  12. Paducah Patty
    10:10 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Wow! Wish I could afford and iPad! Why don’t you give one away!!!



  13. Champ
    10:11 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Johnson Rod! Drew knows his Seinfeld



  14. Hoss
    10:11 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Needs new muffler bearings and a kanuter valve.

    Problem with most cars is a loose nut between the steering wheel and the seat.



  15. Paducah Patty
    10:12 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Matt is the one who thinks he is the coolest guy of the bunch.



  16. NJ
    10:12 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Fraternity at Transy is lower than the fraternity at MIT.



  17. Thomas Beisner
    10:13 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    This iPad story reminds me of a time in Blacksburg, Virginia when I wanted to go back to the hotel and someone couldn’t stop passing out business cards.



  18. kyrobman
    10:14 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    14) No matter how many times I hear or read kanuter it cracks me up.



  19. NJ
    10:14 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Actually it’s probably the other way around to be honest, but whatever.



  20. Darryl Isaac
    10:14 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Matt did you just **** block someone??? You know that’s a big bro no no right



  21. Jonah Hex
    10:15 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Actually the Iphone is a small IPad. The Ipad was created first- although not released first.



  22. Thomas Beisner
    10:15 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    My laptop won’t turn on and I’ve been using a backup laptop with five keys missing.

    Matt bought an iPad just because he woke up and decided he wanted one.

    Son of a bitch.



  23. Hoss
    10:16 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Should have let ole boy finish. Picking up quality trim while working for a cell phone company = moxie.



  24. Kidnut
    10:16 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, download the Kindle App and you can use it as your e-reader.



  25. Paducah Patty
    10:16 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Agree Beisner



  26. kyrobman
    10:18 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    22) So you get the left overs while Matt gets the prime rib?



  27. kyrobman
    10:18 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Only rap song I have ever really liked.



  28. Hoss
    10:18 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    How many times/day does the average hot chick have to endure weak game from random horny guy? 8? 12?



  29. Just Saying
    10:18 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Drew needs to keep his “johnson rod” away from Matts sphincter gear.



  30. Paducah Patty
    10:20 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    29 LOL!!



  31. bung
    10:20 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    will that work on my rotary dial phone?



  32. Darryl Isaac
    10:20 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Beisner, Matt needs to take care of the head honcho of KSR. I’d flirt with other jobs just to get a contract extension and more money so you can purchase a new laptop.



  33. kyrobman
    10:21 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    We are the bottom of the totem pole in football that’s why we look like that.



  34. Thomas Beisner
    10:21 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    32, I’m going to float my name out there for the open Courier-Journal job and see if I can get a new extension.



  35. BuckCat
    10:22 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    The new technology is just the new lightweight material and the pants have the pads built in so that the pants are lighter. The material is like the new basketball jerseys that are skin tight.



  36. Claud Bawls
    10:22 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I will not believe that we have cool-looking football unis until I see them.



  37. bung
    10:23 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Beis could b the new Tev Laudeman…



  38. Paducah Patty
    10:24 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    New Uniforms=SEC Championship Does not compute!



  39. Hoss
    10:24 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    NANOSUITS!

    “Cloak Engaged.”



  40. VickiesPanties
    10:24 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    “Are you starting to feel like your clothes are a little date?”
    No I don’t think my clothes are a small fruit



  41. WestWorld
    10:24 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Denim britches….



  42. Nutwrap
    10:27 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I took part of both UofL and UK recruiting day (when Bobby Petrino was at UofL) and it pains me to say it, I was more impressed with UofL than UK.



  43. Jeremy
    10:27 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Kentucky basketball needs to get with the program too, don’t just single out football. The old stuffy fans who clap when players make baskets or block shots….. scream people!



  44. cats1068
    10:27 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I’m all for new uniforms. But if Joker doesn’t change his conservative style (not going for it on 4th down on UT’s side of the field and you haven’t beaten them in 25 yrs) it won’t mount to a hill of beans.



  45. Just Saying
    10:27 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Beisner, there might be an opening at CBS Sports. I know for a fact that they just recently fired someone…and you get a texting machine too!



  46. Jonah Hex
    10:27 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Tee Martin- should be our head coach.



  47. UK Fan
    10:29 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    You may want to go to Alabama and thats okay, but we have Bookie.



  48. Laker Cat 18
    10:29 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Martin’s a heck of a coach. We’ll be hurting more than we already are if we ever lose him.



  49. Paducah Patty
    10:30 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Sundresses and flannel shirts????



  50. John
    10:30 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    they should paint the commonwealth bleachers blue.



  51. Chad
    10:30 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I will take 2nd teir football for national dominance in basketball.



  52. BleedingBlue79
    10:31 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Haha, who the hell is out there tailgating in flannel shirts?



  53. NJ
    10:33 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    What they need to do is get all the old stiffs out of the good seats. They don’t cheer anyways..



  54. Just Saying
    10:33 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    New Unis + Bad intro music = No change!



  55. bung
    10:34 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    whew….so my flannel is ok?



  56. BigBlueMan
    10:36 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    The ONE time the stadium rocks is when UK scores and the Wildcat does his pushups and the crowd counts down. About five years ago, they started making announcements and the band would even play during that. UK scoring celebrations should be SACRED!



  57. Paducah Patty
    10:36 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Get Tee Martin out there more! Talking and firing up the students and fan base. He had Matt ready to suit up in flannel to play for him.



  58. Powerlifter165
    10:36 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Hey I lived in Seattle for several years and flannel is great all year round. 🙂



  59. BigBlueMan
    10:37 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    We’ve saluted the music of James Bond since 1982…



  60. Thomas Beisner
    10:38 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    We could have messages from former players too if the damn River Monsters didn’t have such a busy schedule.



  61. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:39 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Fake Larry Orton killed it!



  62. Paducah Patty
    10:40 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Hey the nerd guy from the apple store has called in



  63. bung
    10:40 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    play louie prima after a score



  64. boom
    10:41 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    he was saying he met his new teammates but of course he already met daniel orton so he wasnt just meeting him…



  65. A thought
    10:41 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Bookie-isms scrolling on the new sideline scoreboards!



  66. Kidnut
    10:41 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    In BBall they need to stop that first timeout recognition of education awards…it takes the air out of the arena.



  67. MATT PLEASE
    10:42 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    If you want to know Waka Flocka youtube the video Short bus Shawty, I’m telling you I didn’t know Waka Flocka but this video told me everything I needed to know about him.



  68. bung
    10:42 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I planked a lot….but i didnt know it…



  69. VickiesPanties
    10:43 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Planking gets me all bunched up!



  70. Brent S
    10:43 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt, answer your phone your move it away from the mic



  71. Paducah Patty
    10:45 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Fake Lou Holtz needs to fire the crowd up before games. Just make sure everybody in the front row wears a raincoat.



  72. Hoss
    10:46 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Great call! SO tired of playing scared. Playing not to lose. You don’t have to be the 2nd coming of Hal, just take a damn shot now and then.



  73. Doug Shows
    10:46 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    We did mix it up in the down years. We ran the freaking Wildcat with Cobb.



  74. Larry Orton
    10:47 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Jones be cuttin’ me off. Daniel is out of New Mexico now so I ain’t keynote speaker with the New Mexico Thunderbirds anymore. I got a new position now…I be plankin’!



  75. Al Borland
    10:50 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I like the flannel shirt idea….but Tim Taylor and Mr. Wilson say no.



  76. PB
    10:50 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Can you please identify on the radio that they are doing a Moving Like Bernie Flash Mob at Eastern Pkway and Bardstown road on July 9th?



  77. Shorty J
    10:50 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    If Kentucky fans could see the other SEC schools during a road football game. Commonwealth is embarrassing. Quit sitting on your hands…Bring on the CHANGE!!! Go Joker!

  78. Let’s hope the latest in Nike technology is designed to prevent the coach from electing to punt the ball away when you’re behind by 10 with 7:47 to go in the game.



  79. UT Admin
    10:52 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    HIRE SOME WHORES!



  80. Buzz Kills
    10:53 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    How about we just stop giving up so many big plays on defense.



  81. Hoss
    10:56 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Love all the football calls. Keep them coming.



  82. Scout
    10:57 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    To get commonwealth rocking you have to put a product on the field. Rupp wasn’t rocking when we were losing. The football needs to win games!



  83. Hootie
    10:58 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    The Morgan Newton keeper against Tennessee was not a bad call – it just had the wrong personnel. John Connor was injured and was on the sidelines for that play. That left Derrick Locke as the crucial isolation block on Tennessee’s defensive end and he could’nt sustain that block long enough for Newton to get outside. It was a failure by the coaching staff of not recognizing the personnel problem, but if John Connor is in on that play, it’s a touchdown and we break the streak. Still the coaching staff’s fault, but the play call was solid.



  84. Atmosphere Change
    10:59 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Select a UK couple to lay down and make out on the 50 yard line….and wait for a riot to start.



  85. Can you imagine
    11:01 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Have Bookie give the pre-game speech.



  86. UKmatt
    11:02 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    46- that’s just dumb



  87. bigcat58
    11:02 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Matt i have been to Ben Hill Griffin stadium and they have a circle where they have statues of gators by the stadium what about putting statues of wildcats in front of commonwealth, put a couple of them around the stadium i think that would help maybe possibly some, they have to do somehting to make commonwealth look better they need to think outside of the box



  88. MemphisCat
    11:04 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, would be the perfect wing man, in a woman’s prison. Bet he would still try to C***Block you.



  89. bigcat58
    11:06 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    paint the bleachers blue and white !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  90. bigcat58
    11:06 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    paint the bleachers blue and white , that would look good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  91. Paducah Patty
    11:07 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Matt loves his texting machine!



  92. Paducah Patty
    11:08 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Paul Tsongas wasn’t he in politics?



  93. Jonah Hex
    11:09 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    86- It isnt much “dumber” than giving it to Joker.



  94. 7aintenough
    11:11 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Stacey Poole is a ladies man



  95. Paducah Patty
    11:11 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    DeMarcus Cousins as a wingman



  96. Starting Now
    11:11 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Fellow Show Thread Participants….we need to start keeping score of how many times Matt mentions texts vs. show thread comments.



  97. MrTumnus
    11:12 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Demarcus Cousins = Best wing man



  98. Steven
    11:12 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Saul Smith is my wingman



  99. NJ
    11:12 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Dicky Lyons Jr for the wingman.



  100. UKfanFelicia
    11:12 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Perry Stevenson



  101. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:12 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Wingman – Bookie



  102. Cat Crazy
    11:12 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Wingman= John Wall “My Dougie” “My Dougie”



  103. Darryl Isaac
    11:12 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Ramel SMOOTH Bradley can be my wing man anytime!



  104. Chase in Louisville
    11:13 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Wingman combo = Rajon Rondo & Patrick Sparks



  105. My Wing Man
    11:13 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    The Apple Store cool guy!



  106. WerewolfInLexington
    11:13 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    JON HOOD!



  107. Steven
    11:14 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    RoadTrip – Demarcus Cousins



  108. 7aintenough
    11:14 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Road Trip with WOO



  109. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:14 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Road trip – Patterson



  110. Paducah Patty
    11:14 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Mark Krebs road trip



  111. MrTumnus
    11:14 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Road trip partner = Patrick Sparks



  112. Road Trip
    11:15 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    NOT Shagari!



  113. Cat Crazy
    11:15 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Roadtrip= Antoine Walker



  114. Darryl Isaac
    11:15 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Coach Cal so we can go recruiting



  115. gulfbreezecatfan
    11:16 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Road trippin’ with Boogie !



  116. Steven
    11:16 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    wingman – Rick Pitino



  117. BrownCat
    11:17 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Road trip = Dicky Lyons, Jr.



  118. Hoss
    11:17 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I’d take Chiles or Jason Parker so we could get high the whole trip.



  119. Road Trip
    11:17 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Bookie. Opportunity to learn a new language while driving.



  120. UKGirl
    11:18 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I don’t know how you could pass on Boogie as a road trip partner…he would be entertaining from start to finish.



  121. Paducah Patty
    11:18 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Sometime you need to do a contest similar to Stump the band that used to be on the Tonight show. Since music is such an integral part of this show. You give us a lyric and we name the song or vice versa.



  122. MrTumnus
    11:20 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Most Trustworth = Jon Hood



  123. 7aintenough
    11:20 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I couldnt trust Sparks. Probably Landon Sloan



  124. Steven
    11:20 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Cameron Mills he loves jesus



  125. Trust who?
    11:20 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Jon Hood



  126. Government Cheese
    11:20 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Heisenbuttle



  127. Darryl Isaac
    11:20 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    trust with my wife – Jorts, dude’s a good guy



  128. PB
    11:22 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    MARK COURY!



  129. Paducah Patty
    11:22 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    John Hood



  130. 7aintenough
    11:22 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Smooth is too smooth to cover Rascall Flatts



  131. Government Cheese
    11:22 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    RASCAL FLATTS COVER BAND: Jody Thompson 🙂



  132. Steven
    11:22 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Id like the 3 French Hens from UL



  133. Cat Crazy
    11:23 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Singer= Landon Slone “Way down yonder on the Chattahoochie”



  134. NJ
    11:23 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Ramel “Smooth” can sing. But maybe not for rascal flatts



  135. Front Man
    11:23 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Polson – They will think it’s Beiber



  136. Claud Bawls
    11:23 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Wingman – Jon Hood, next to him I’m coool.



  137. Government Cheese
    11:24 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Have a Beer: Richard Madison



  138. Paducah Patty
    11:24 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Josh Harrelson



  139. Steven
    11:24 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Drink w/ Coach Cal



  140. 7aintenough
    11:24 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I would love to have a Busch Light with Jorts’ Dad.



  141. Cat Crazy
    11:24 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Chuck Hayes= Have a beer!



  142. BigBlueMan
    11:24 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Have a beer with Billy Clyde.



  143. Darryl Isaac
    11:25 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Have a drink with – jules camara. I’d be in the car so he wouldn’t need to swtich seats



  144. NJ
    11:25 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Billy Clyde. Hands down for drinking



  145. Pitino
    11:25 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Drink with me and things will happen!!



  146. gulfbreezecatfan
    11:25 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    havin’ a beer with Kyle Macy



  147. Cr1spy
    11:25 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    You have to go drinking with Billy Clyde!



  148. Brent S
    11:26 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    And if you went drinking with Richie it’d be free since he can put it on his expense account



  149. First Pitch
    11:26 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts! Pitcher before.



  150. Cat Crazy
    11:26 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    First Pitch= Jodie Meeks



  151. Government Cheese
    11:28 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    SPERM DONOR: PAT RILEY.. guy is like Dick Clark pre-stroke.



  152. Cat Crazy
    11:28 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Johnny Cox



  153. Darryl Isaac
    11:28 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Sperm Donor – Kelenna Azubuike



  154. Paducah Patty
    11:28 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Brandon Knight



  155. NJ
    11:28 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I would take Jorts as a donor.



  156. Bob Farmer
    11:28 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    If I had ma druthers I’d take Jules for having a drink. He could teach me to switch seats and trick the police if the situation arose.



  157. Steven
    11:28 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    superbaby – john wall



  158. Sperm Donor
    11:28 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Tim Couch



  159. Paducah Patty
    11:29 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    And Matt please don’t ever have kids! It’s obvious you don’t like them.



  160. VickiesPanties
    11:29 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I’d like to watch Kanter watch wrestling! Seeing folk get tore up over fake stuff is hilarious!



  161. Cr1spy
    11:29 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Sperm Donor, has to be Rex Chapman. I will want to pass him off as my own.



  162. Sperm Donor
    11:30 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Did the caller just say he needs a sperm donor that can stick it in the whole and take it deep?



  163. Andy L
    11:31 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    First pitch has to Richard “The Master Blaster” Madison



  164. Baby daddy
    11:32 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I want rob lock as my baby daddy



  165. bigcat58
    11:32 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    you have to go with Brandon Knight he has all the tools



  166. Polsonfor3(minutes)
    11:33 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Sperm Donor, Todd Svboda. The perfect male specimen.



  167. Paducah Patty
    11:34 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Zombie uprising – DeMarcus Cousins He can call the President



  168. Shorty J
    11:34 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Drinks…I’m taking Bookiebankroll! Is it raining gots to bounce.



  169. Zombie Fighter
    11:35 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Rick Pitino…fight would be over in 15 seconds.



  170. Steven
    11:35 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    zombie killer – jamall magloire



  171. Chad
    11:35 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    John Pelphrey can kill a zombie by attempting to coach them up



  172. gulfbreezecatfan
    11:36 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    the monster mash is a zombie killer !



  173. RondosDribblingHand
    11:36 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Trout line, uh no. It’s trot line.



  174. Paducah Patty
    11:36 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Oh yeah Matt you are such a hip dude!



  175. Cat Crazy
    11:36 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Serbinske



  176. Jorts the BWK
    11:37 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I would want to face the Zombies with Eloy. He is slower than me.



  177. Matt Pilgrim
    11:37 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I can kill a zombie, I’m a beast!



  178. gulfbreezecatfan
    11:37 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    jorts is a computer genius



  179. IPad Fixer
    11:37 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Kyle Macy



  180. @lil_donnie_t
    11:37 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Calipari isn’t a horrible answer, he’d simply recruit the best prospect to fix your Ipad.



  181. JR
    11:38 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Sperm Donner has to be Knight. If he fails at ball then you have his brains. Your kid could be like on of the kids from Me, Myself & Irene.



  182. Steven
    11:38 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    tutor – mark pope



  183. Paducah Patty
    11:38 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Patrick Patterson to tutor. I’m a teacher and he could get through to the kids.



  184. Polsonfor3(minutes)
    11:38 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Tudor= Eric Bledsoe



  185. Tutor
    11:38 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Shagari was a good tooter!



  186. Cat Crazy
    11:38 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Scott Pagett



  187. Steven
    11:39 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Ramel Bradley – to talk to cops



  188. Jared Carter
    11:39 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    No cop could ever arrest him, he looks like a 7 foot 12 year old.



  189. Blue in Chicago
    11:39 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Tutor = Mark Pope



  190. Darryl Isaac
    11:39 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Having Cal fix your IPAD actually isn’t a bad idea because he will probably just buy you another one.



  191. Houston Cat
    11:41 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    My tutor Johnathon Davis



  192. Bodyguard
    11:41 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Maglavore



  193. Darryl Isaac
    11:41 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    As far as a Rascal Flatt cover band singer if I’m a UL fan picking UL players it would be Gorgiu Dieng no question. 3 French hens



  194. Brandon Stockton
    11:41 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I’m a scrappy fighter.



  195. Paducah Patty
    11:42 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Mark Krebs lend money too



  196. Steven
    11:42 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Lend $ – Mashburn



  197. Polsonfor3(minutes)
    11:42 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Lend money- I would have to go with the man Steve Masiello



  198. Jamal Mashburn
    11:42 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I’ve been good with money, look at me on ESPN.



  199. Give a loan
    11:43 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Gilchrist



  200. Steven
    11:44 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    plane – rob lock



  201. John
    11:44 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I have lent money to Edgar Sosa and not only did he pay me back, he forgot he paid me back and paid me back a second time



  202. @lil_donnie_t
    11:44 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Chris Harrison would invest…..and than blow your money on drugs and steroids.



  203. Perry Stevenson
    11:44 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I know how to travel, put me on the plane!



  204. Polsonfor3(minutes)
    11:44 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Land a plane – Billy G. He figured out how to hotwire his DUI proof car.



  205. Pilot
    11:45 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Chapman….he was good in the air



  206. btowncatfan
    11:45 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Just thought of this, sperm donor, Ricky 3 stacks. Wouldn’t take long to get your deposit.



  207. Paducah Patty
    11:47 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Who from KSR would I not want to be in a flight emergency – Matt because he would just throw things at me!!



  208. Paducah Patty
    11:48 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    On the plane Jimmy Dykes, he seems to know about planes



  209. My Chef
    11:48 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Bruce Pearl can do a mean cookout!



  210. AbG
    11:49 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Plane? Def not Jules Camara, he’d just climb into the coach section and pretend he wasn’t there.



  211. Paducah Patty
    11:50 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Jeff Shepard to give my eulogy



  212. Darryl Isaac
    11:50 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Woo for my euology



  213. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:50 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Eulogy – Bookie



  214. 7aintenough
    11:50 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Cameron Mills is a great motivational/public speaker. He’s my eulogist



  215. Eulogy
    11:50 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    CAL!



  216. Paducah Patty
    11:53 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    John Calipari does the most for humanity



  217. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:53 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Ohh…Kanter for Eulogy.



  218. Nutwrap
    11:53 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    which one is the lightest?



  219. Seneca
    11:53 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Effect Society? — Cal



  220. Paducah Patty
    11:54 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt you picked Calipari for your eulogy so shut up!



  221. cat fan
    11:54 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Save Cawood Ledford



  222. Seneca
    11:54 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Land a plane — Patrick Starks



  223. Seneca
    11:55 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Sparks, geesh — sorry



  224. Small Town Fan
    11:56 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I agree with Mashburn in the fire since he owns a bazillion Outbacks and Papa John’s.



  225. Paducah Patty
    11:57 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Maybe Matt will be nicer tomorrow since Matt will be there to call him Matthew. He was a little surly today.



  226. Paducah Patty
    11:57 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    I meant Mike



  227. Nutwrap
    11:58 am June 29, 2011 Permalink

    land a plane=Austin Hatch…too soon?



  228. In a Plane
    12:12 pm June 29, 2011 Permalink

    Sky Walker



  229. Show Thread Contest
    1:10 pm June 29, 2011 Permalink

    “The comments game also continues and your participation in the comments’ section gives you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Drew the Intern and placed into a weekly drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters.”

    OOPS!



  230. MemphisCat
    1:40 pm June 29, 2011 Permalink

    The Door says???



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