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Preview: Terminate With Extreme Prejudice

“Did they say why, Brooks, why they want to terminate my command?”

“I was sent on a classified mission, sir.”

“It’s no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?”

“They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.”

“Are my methods unsound?”

“I don’t see any method at all, sir.”

“Are you an assassin?”

“I’m a football coach.”

“You’re neither. You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.”

Creative writing bullshit in three parts, coming soon to a blog near you.

The photoshopped magic above was provided by the magnanimous LSUfreek.

Article written by The Fake Gimel Martinez

I may be fake, but my passion for UK sports is real. Probably put all my best work at and, so go there when I start coasting here.