A Louisville national championship. An enema with a fire hose. Margaret Thatcher on a cold day.
These are just a few of the things that I think I’d prefer instead of another movie starring Will Ferrell as a bumbling idiot. So, it’s with much joy in my heart that I announce that Will Ferrell will not be making any more sports movies. That’s right, folks, the man that brought us the barely tolerable Talledega Nights (thanks to John C. Reilly) and the abortions on film that are Blades of Glory, Semi-Pro and Kicking and Screaming is hanging them up and retiring while he’s still
on top average at best. I guess that means we’ll get more of The Producers and Stranger than Fiction. Sweet. If there was ever a time for more cowbell, this is it, Mr. Ferrell. This is it.
That’s pretty much it. No real story. But, if you’re one of the people who think Will Ferrell’s portrayal of a fat figure skater was downright brilliant and you’re already crafting an angry response in your head, just remember that I’m a guy who thinks that spending his free time Photoshopping pictures of Billy Gillispie and writing 8,000 word posts with various suggestive jokes within is downright hilarious.
Slow day. But, hey….did you hear we won the Ryder Cup?!?!?!?!?
UPDATE BY MATT: Beisner is silly if he doesnt think that Talladega Nights was a great movie…..Blades of Glory was bad but did include a line I occasionally bring out on the town (“Hey, looking is for free, but to touch is gonna cost ya”)…..Kicking and Screaming was just a 90 minute version of the “I Drive a Dodge Stratus” skit….but I did laugh…..and Semi-Pro had its moments. But dont go dogging Will Ferrell on any blog of mine mister….or else we might have to change your name to “Beisner the Intern”