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“Biker Boy” Petrino loves the ladies

It didn’t take long for the media to dig deep into Bobby Petrino’s personal life, now that the world knows he’s a piece of s—. The former Arkansas football coach’s phone records are all over the Internet these days and they’re just as juicy as one would imagine. For instance, over a two-month period, he sent 200 text messages to Alison Melder, a Senate assistant for the Republican Party of Arkansas. Melder is a recent Political Science graduate from Arkansas-Little Rock and a National Committee Woman for the Young Republicans of Arkansas.

But some of you may know her as “Miss Motorcycle Mania.”


(images via TheDirty.com)

If Petrino paid Jessica Dorrell $20,000, there is no telling what kind of money he was throwing at this fine young filly.

And who else it out there?

(H/T Deadspin)

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

75 Comments for “Biker Boy” Petrino loves the ladies



  1. #Rise
    2:32 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    I would work it



  2. Porcino's
    2:35 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Dude might be a walking turd, but that girl is hot. Doesn’t change the fact that he’s a walking turd who is utterly unhireable. He might get a job at Akron or something like that. Maybe.



  3. kentuckyrules
    2:37 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    BING!



  4. Nerlens' flat top
    2:38 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Just the way I like my republican women: hot, dirty, & willing to screw people for money.



  5. Bob Diggity
    2:39 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    1) Forget that… I’d let HER work ME



  6. Old Henry Man
    2:42 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    I still want him at UK next year



  7. Lloyd Christmas
    2:43 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    At least she is working for that money and not sitting on her lazy ass looking for handouts like most people these days.



  8. Porcino's
    2:45 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    6. No. Just no.



  9. Tiger
    2:47 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Dude is making people forget about me



  10. Calipari=Championship=Party
    2:48 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    She is hot, but that still isn’t a good reason to hire Petrino.



  11. Paul F.
    2:48 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Every once in a while, the powers that be let you actually look in on, and see someone actually experience bad karma. This is one of those times. And oh, how rare it is to witness someone “getting theirs”. Loving it.



  12. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    2:50 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Man…For a short, ugly piece of chit, Bobby pulled some grade-A ace.



  13. Johnpelphrey
    2:50 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    She refused to straddle my Freckled Hawg but left road rash on Bobby’s face!



  14. Won and Done
    2:50 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    i say let him coach UK. why not? we could print “got petrino?” shirts for the u of l game. he won’t be married so he can bag co-eds without consequence. he’ll need a job after his soon to be ex-wife takes all his money. he may even be just humbled enough by this whole mess.

    and if he was hittin’ that, my hat’s off to him.



  15. btowncatfan
    2:52 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    So, he’s a republican supporter also, that figures. Let the arguements begin in 3,2,1…



  16. Bill Clinton
    2:57 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Them Arkansas Repubs have gone HOG wild………… suuuuuueeee suuuuuueeee pig



  17. CatsfaninFL
    2:58 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Now THAT has the potential for bipartisan support…



  18. kywildcat
    2:58 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    15 I think your the one trying the fuel the flames



  19. uky
    2:58 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    How about those texts to Greg Brohm on the day of the crash?



  20. travis
    2:58 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    #12 Comment of the year = nominee



  21. kywildcat
    2:58 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    To try and tie this to republicans is laughable



  22. travis
    2:58 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    #12 = comment of the year nominee



  23. UKBlue
    2:59 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    A lot of people think she might be a Porta Potty.



  24. J-Daddy
    2:59 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Damn!!!! When’s the sex tape come out???? I’ll give the ol’ Tip of the Hat to Bobby for hitting that one.



  25. SeoulCat
    2:59 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Haters. Props to any 50+ year-old man that is hittin’ ass like that. The real idiot coaches aren’t the ones that have 25 year-old co-eds on the back of their bikes; they’re the ones who are actually sleeping with their 50+ year-old wives. Gross.



  26. Capt price
    3:00 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    At least he is straight (penn st) and didn’t fund an abortion that we know of (pitino).



  27. 44 Stitches
    3:00 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    As a Falcons fan I’m loving this story! Word flying around down here in Atlanta is that Petrino’s wife HATED Atlanta when he was coach of the Falcons. Supposedly she thought Atlanta and surrounding areas where to dark if you know what I mean.



  28. Laughter Ensues
    3:00 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    That roadrash is epic



  29. Capt price
    3:01 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    If they were legal, he has paterno’s crew beat.



  30. Laughter Ensues
    3:01 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    #12 He didn’t pull it, his wallet did. lol



  31. Dale in Orlando
    3:03 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Awesome Birdman reference.



  32. DavenderCatTheSequel
    3:03 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    GOPeepee



  33. Hootours tour
    3:03 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    These girls have nothing on Mary Jo Retton!



  34. Yoda
    3:04 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Someone remind me, why do we care about Bobby Petrino? Is he still coaching at Loserville? Nope. Is he still the coach of an SEC school? Nope. Is UK going to fire squeaky clean Joker Phillips and hire him? Nope. Nothing to see here, move along.



  35. Raylangivinsays
    3:04 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    if he’s gonna bring her to KY
    and win games who’d care…



  36. tiger woods
    3:07 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Petrino’s girls are way hotter than mine. Respect son!



  37. Root
    3:08 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Nice pieces of ass. Our football coach goes for big and chunky



  38. Dlash
    3:08 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    better than ricks piece



  39. Petrinos wife
    3:09 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    I just wish bobby had shared his toys with me. Selfish sunavabitch:(



  40. schwing
    3:11 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    family values win again.



  41. Losers
    3:12 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    To the ones who say we should get him as our coach: yes, that’s just what KY needs…a lying cheater to represent our football program…I mean everyone already accuses us of having one for our basketball program, so why not have a proven one run our football program? Makes perfect sense.



  42. UKBlue
    3:12 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    What’s the over under how much his wife clips him for when she walks?



  43. ackwell foley
    3:15 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    WILD HOGS II, THE BOBBY PETRINO STORY!



  44. DidYouEvenReadThis
    3:15 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    200 text messages doesn’t mean he was hitting it. Maybe some sexting going on, but where are the hotel receipts showing he was hitting it? You guys giving him props for “pulling” this chick are probably 500 pound bald losers who don’t “hit” anything. Who cares if you have a wife and children when you can hook up with a hot chick, right? Pathetic.



  45. SexnNursinHomes
    3:17 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    She needs no bra. She’s got my vote.



  46. Root
    3:19 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    44 SAFD



  47. SexnNursinHomes
    3:22 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    44- yeah I saw that. 200 texts. That’s probably 199 texts too many.Chicks don’t like over-eager butt lickers.
    Only 1 text is needed.

    Bobby P texting: Hey big breasted republican girl. Wanna f***?



  48. Bill Clinton
    3:24 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Not sure why you are dragging politics into this I am a democrat and from Ark and just look at the ass I was getting back in the day….. on second thought don’t look never mind



  49. Anthony Davis Armpit
    3:26 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Have to say he has better taste in women than Pitino.



  50. Lou eaton
    3:27 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    He is a proven coach…and we should be looking for one…mabe we could pool money and have his name changed, plastic surgery, alter his birth certificate, dye the hair…bet he’d come to UK really quickly…okay, okay…



  51. i love cal!
    3:37 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Bet u liberals wish u had someone that hot in ur cry baby party. Dont worry, u still have Debbie Wasserman Shultz and Nancy Pelosi. Congrats on keeping the ugliest woman and welfare alive in our country.

    NATIONAL CHAMPS!!



  52. fencepost
    3:38 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Heck he is trying to keep up with Tiger. But,way to old and Tiger is still playing. When his $$$ are gone be Hookers on the St.Corner



  53. Rockfield,KY
    3:40 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    SCHWING!!!!!!!



  54. hgsdhghkgkdsh
    3:43 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    you go little bobby!!



  55. Cats4ever
    3:47 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    I’ll take Republican Family Values for $500, Alex!



  56. Nope
    3:48 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    This guy is scum. He screwed Louisville, the Falcons, and Arkansas. Why would anyone want him to coach here? We have enough problems with our football program as it is without him.



  57. Tom Jurich
    3:49 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Here is Bobbys phone records… http://deadspin.com/5901201



  58. eightisnotenough
    3:50 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Jesus joseph and mary.



  59. 2020
    3:51 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    2) Louisville may hire him back. They have no standards when it comes to adultery.



  60. Bobby and Ricky
    3:53 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Petrino, Pitino… and you just thought it was cute that our names sounded similar. How about that we are both skeezy slimeballs who should not be trusted to mentor young adults?



  61. Tom Jurich
    3:54 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    I didn’t sweep anything under the carpet. At least anything that you’ll find. The local media is too gutless to look.



  62. Romney
    3:55 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Go Young Republicans!!



  63. Bill Clinton
    3:59 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    And I thought Monika was hot..Ark rocks!



  64. ricky penetrator
    4:17 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    I hit that too.



  65. Old Guy in Lower Arena
    4:31 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    #21, you are right, even though she worked for Republicans and is probably a moralist, this has nothing to do with it. No commandments broken here.



  66. Big Blue nation 23
    4:47 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    daaaaaaaannnnngggg, this girl is sexy, i dont blame bobby petrino, i would screw her too!!!!!! lmfao



  67. YouAreAllPathetic
    4:48 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Mike Zimmer (D Coordinator for Bengals) tells me all I need to know about Petrino:

    “He’s a gutless bastard. Quote that. I don’t give a sh-t,”

    When Zimmer was told that responsible news organizations may not be able to use “bastard,” Zimmer responded:

    “How about this, he’s a gutless MFer. You can use that.”
    “[Petrino] is a coward. Put that in quotes. He ruined a bunch of people’s
    lives, a bunch of people’s families, kids, because he didn’t have enough
    nuts to stay there and finish the job. That’s the truth.”



  68. Bob P.
    5:06 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Lost: One Harley Shirt with the inscription on the back “If you can read this, the Bitch fell off”. If found please contact Bob P. @ [email protected].



  69. UKBlue
    6:05 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    #44, it’s refreshing to see that not everyone on this thread is so selfish, and that you have more brain cells/self-control than that of a mere animal. Thanks.



  70. Laker Cat 18
    6:10 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    Piece of crap or not, the dude’s still getting better tail than many of the guys that are on this site. It is what it is.



  71. Mkgistebow
    6:20 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    To all the self admitted losers praising this ugly moron: He’s payin for that shit. Guy was a brain dead idiot that lacked self control. Hot sluts that’ll put out for 20 grand are a dime a dozen. Good job bobby hope it was worth it you discretionless ass muncher.



  72. Mkgistebow
    6:23 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    That being said winning is important and man is a brilliant football coach so yes I’d trade joker for him in a heartbeat. U don’t pay football coaches 7 figures to keep their dick in their pants, u pay em 7 figures to win football games and to put a watchable product on the field on Saturdays. Our football team is going nowhere and the entire fan base recognizes this, why doesn’t Mitch???



  73. Computer Blue
    9:27 pm April 12, 2012 Permalink

    It’s amazing what a few million can do, isn’t it?



  74. worthythorn
    12:37 am April 13, 2012 Permalink

    I wonder how she stacks up to whoever Billy G was picking up in Lex Vegas?



  75. katdaddy
    10:33 am April 13, 2012 Permalink

    He would be given a raise and contract extension at u of smell.