“Biker Boy” Petrino loves the ladies
It didn’t take long for the media to dig deep into Bobby Petrino’s personal life, now that the world knows he’s a piece of s—. The former Arkansas football coach’s phone records are all over the Internet these days and they’re just as juicy as one would imagine. For instance, over a two-month period, he sent 200 text messages to Alison Melder, a Senate assistant for the Republican Party of Arkansas. Melder is a recent Political Science graduate from Arkansas-Little Rock and a National Committee Woman for the Young Republicans of Arkansas.
But some of you may know her as “Miss Motorcycle Mania.”
(images via TheDirty.com)
If Petrino paid Jessica Dorrell $20,000, there is no telling what kind of money he was throwing at this fine young filly.
And who else it out there?
(H/T Deadspin)
75 Comments for “Biker Boy” Petrino loves the ladies
I would work it
Dude might be a walking turd, but that girl is hot. Doesn’t change the fact that he’s a walking turd who is utterly unhireable. He might get a job at Akron or something like that. Maybe.
BING!
Just the way I like my republican women: hot, dirty, & willing to screw people for money.
1) Forget that… I’d let HER work ME
I still want him at UK next year
At least she is working for that money and not sitting on her lazy ass looking for handouts like most people these days.
6. No. Just no.
Dude is making people forget about me
She is hot, but that still isn’t a good reason to hire Petrino.
Every once in a while, the powers that be let you actually look in on, and see someone actually experience bad karma. This is one of those times. And oh, how rare it is to witness someone “getting theirs”. Loving it.
Man…For a short, ugly piece of chit, Bobby pulled some grade-A ace.
She refused to straddle my Freckled Hawg but left road rash on Bobby’s face!
i say let him coach UK. why not? we could print “got petrino?” shirts for the u of l game. he won’t be married so he can bag co-eds without consequence. he’ll need a job after his soon to be ex-wife takes all his money. he may even be just humbled enough by this whole mess.
and if he was hittin’ that, my hat’s off to him.
So, he’s a republican supporter also, that figures. Let the arguements begin in 3,2,1…
Them Arkansas Repubs have gone HOG wild………… suuuuuueeee suuuuuueeee pig
Now THAT has the potential for bipartisan support…
15 I think your the one trying the fuel the flames
How about those texts to Greg Brohm on the day of the crash?
#12 Comment of the year = nominee
To try and tie this to republicans is laughable
#12 = comment of the year nominee
A lot of people think she might be a Porta Potty.
Damn!!!! When’s the sex tape come out???? I’ll give the ol’ Tip of the Hat to Bobby for hitting that one.
Haters. Props to any 50+ year-old man that is hittin’ ass like that. The real idiot coaches aren’t the ones that have 25 year-old co-eds on the back of their bikes; they’re the ones who are actually sleeping with their 50+ year-old wives. Gross.
At least he is straight (penn st) and didn’t fund an abortion that we know of (pitino).
As a Falcons fan I’m loving this story! Word flying around down here in Atlanta is that Petrino’s wife HATED Atlanta when he was coach of the Falcons. Supposedly she thought Atlanta and surrounding areas where to dark if you know what I mean.
That roadrash is epic
If they were legal, he has paterno’s crew beat.
#12 He didn’t pull it, his wallet did. lol
Awesome Birdman reference.
GOPeepee
These girls have nothing on Mary Jo Retton!
Someone remind me, why do we care about Bobby Petrino? Is he still coaching at Loserville? Nope. Is he still the coach of an SEC school? Nope. Is UK going to fire squeaky clean Joker Phillips and hire him? Nope. Nothing to see here, move along.
if he’s gonna bring her to KY
and win games who’d care…
Petrino’s girls are way hotter than mine. Respect son!
Nice pieces of ass. Our football coach goes for big and chunky
better than ricks piece
I just wish bobby had shared his toys with me. Selfish sunavabitch:(
family values win again.
To the ones who say we should get him as our coach: yes, that’s just what KY needs…a lying cheater to represent our football program…I mean everyone already accuses us of having one for our basketball program, so why not have a proven one run our football program? Makes perfect sense.
What’s the over under how much his wife clips him for when she walks?
WILD HOGS II, THE BOBBY PETRINO STORY!
200 text messages doesn’t mean he was hitting it. Maybe some sexting going on, but where are the hotel receipts showing he was hitting it? You guys giving him props for “pulling” this chick are probably 500 pound bald losers who don’t “hit” anything. Who cares if you have a wife and children when you can hook up with a hot chick, right? Pathetic.
She needs no bra. She’s got my vote.
44 SAFD
44- yeah I saw that. 200 texts. That’s probably 199 texts too many.Chicks don’t like over-eager butt lickers.
Only 1 text is needed.
Bobby P texting: Hey big breasted republican girl. Wanna f***?
Not sure why you are dragging politics into this I am a democrat and from Ark and just look at the ass I was getting back in the day….. on second thought don’t look never mind
Have to say he has better taste in women than Pitino.
He is a proven coach…and we should be looking for one…mabe we could pool money and have his name changed, plastic surgery, alter his birth certificate, dye the hair…bet he’d come to UK really quickly…okay, okay…
Bet u liberals wish u had someone that hot in ur cry baby party. Dont worry, u still have Debbie Wasserman Shultz and Nancy Pelosi. Congrats on keeping the ugliest woman and welfare alive in our country.
NATIONAL CHAMPS!!
Heck he is trying to keep up with Tiger. But,way to old and Tiger is still playing. When his $$$ are gone be Hookers on the St.Corner
SCHWING!!!!!!!
you go little bobby!!
I’ll take Republican Family Values for $500, Alex!
This guy is scum. He screwed Louisville, the Falcons, and Arkansas. Why would anyone want him to coach here? We have enough problems with our football program as it is without him.
Here is Bobbys phone records… http://deadspin.com/5901201
Jesus joseph and mary.
2) Louisville may hire him back. They have no standards when it comes to adultery.
Petrino, Pitino… and you just thought it was cute that our names sounded similar. How about that we are both skeezy slimeballs who should not be trusted to mentor young adults?
I didn’t sweep anything under the carpet. At least anything that you’ll find. The local media is too gutless to look.
Go Young Republicans!!
And I thought Monika was hot..Ark rocks!
I hit that too.
#21, you are right, even though she worked for Republicans and is probably a moralist, this has nothing to do with it. No commandments broken here.
daaaaaaaannnnngggg, this girl is sexy, i dont blame bobby petrino, i would screw her too!!!!!! lmfao
Mike Zimmer (D Coordinator for Bengals) tells me all I need to know about Petrino:
“He’s a gutless bastard. Quote that. I don’t give a sh-t,”
When Zimmer was told that responsible news organizations may not be able to use “bastard,” Zimmer responded:
“How about this, he’s a gutless MFer. You can use that.”
“[Petrino] is a coward. Put that in quotes. He ruined a bunch of people’s
lives, a bunch of people’s families, kids, because he didn’t have enough
nuts to stay there and finish the job. That’s the truth.”
Lost: One Harley Shirt with the inscription on the back “If you can read this, the Bitch fell off”. If found please contact Bob P. @ [email protected].
#44, it’s refreshing to see that not everyone on this thread is so selfish, and that you have more brain cells/self-control than that of a mere animal. Thanks.
Piece of crap or not, the dude’s still getting better tail than many of the guys that are on this site. It is what it is.
To all the self admitted losers praising this ugly moron: He’s payin for that shit. Guy was a brain dead idiot that lacked self control. Hot sluts that’ll put out for 20 grand are a dime a dozen. Good job bobby hope it was worth it you discretionless ass muncher.
That being said winning is important and man is a brilliant football coach so yes I’d trade joker for him in a heartbeat. U don’t pay football coaches 7 figures to keep their dick in their pants, u pay em 7 figures to win football games and to put a watchable product on the field on Saturdays. Our football team is going nowhere and the entire fan base recognizes this, why doesn’t Mitch???
It’s amazing what a few million can do, isn’t it?
I wonder how she stacks up to whoever Billy G was picking up in Lex Vegas?
He would be given a raise and contract extension at u of smell.