Personally, I think the greatest program of NCAA Basketball deserves an opening just as awesome as the University of Alaska-Fairbanks video embedded above. (HT: With Leather.) My production notes would recommend skipping Sirius; after all, we really really REALLY want to stay away from any connection to Derrick Rose. If you’re going full-blown 80s/90s Jock Jams, you might as well throw in 2 Unlimited’s “Get Ready For This”.
Regardless the theme should stay the same: A 30-foot tall computer-animated Wildcat being formed by AN EXPLOSION ON THE MOON lands in (and completely annihilating with resulting explosion) Durham, N.C.. The Wildcat then jumps through major cities of the Commonwealth destroying landmarks until finally arriving in Lexington to knock out the top half of Rupp Arena and roar inside.
My life will not be complete until this video is made and shown in Rupp.