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Over 300 words in KSR’s Twitter monitoring software

At yesterday’s KSR Summit at the Hyatt in downtown Lexington, Matt Jones informed all KentuckySportsRadio.com and KSRCollege.com writers that their Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, MySpace, Pinterest, tumblr, Napster, eHarmony, Linkedin, AOL and Yahoo! Instant Messenger, and Friendster accounts will be monitored for keywords that could be damaging to their careers and the growth of the KSR brand as a whole. The news didn’t come easy to many of the young aspiring writers, but after a brief group discussion on the system’s benefits, everyone agreed to sign the contract and hand over their iPhones, Galaxies, and Droids for installation.

Like the Centrix and UDiligence systems at UK and UofL, KSR’s SirVeillance monitoring system searches for hundreds of flagged words and then sends an e-mail to Hubby, the site’s co-owner. Hubby will then decide if punishment is necessary. Punishments range from social media bans and suspensions to Chinese water torture or The Bachelorette marathons with Matt.

Here are some of the keywords and phrases, according to the list that was passed around at yesterday’s meeting:

Barack Obama
Mitt Romney
liberal
conservative
Republican
Democrat
gun control
Herald Leader
Maggard
Mexican comedy club
Merrick Inn
Brassow
I miss Matt Pilgrim
Taylor Swift
Go Cards
#L1C4
grundle
atlas
website design
Gardner Webb
journalism
facts
McClintock
University of Jodie Meeks
Go Cards
Siva’s progression
Good ol’ Rocky Top
Pop Tarts
panties
Samantha Ryan
hot yoga
Joel Pett
Spicy buffalo Wheat Thins
Vilarino
banana hammock

Can you think of any keywords KSR should add to its social media monitoring software?

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

58 Comments for Over 300 words in KSR’s Twitter monitoring software



  1. the ghost of Bill Hicks
    3:02 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Poop Tooth



  2. Not Mitch Barnhart
    3:03 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Gillispie



  3. Carl
    3:04 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    15 seconds



  4. Musehobo
    3:04 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Jai Lucas



  5. Line 4
    3:05 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    “I Rick Pitino’d her” via Ryan.



  6. ky_99
    3:08 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Becca Manns



  7. giveme96
    3:09 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    new website design



  8. UK Terry
    3:09 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Oh, Yeah #FakeRandySavage



  9. Hack
    3:13 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Porcini’s



  10. Honky Kong
    3:14 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Rob Roy



  11. JacobTheLongTimeCaller
    3:15 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Christian Watford



  12. ThreeMusketeers
    3:20 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Pat Ford, Pete Themeltoe, Dana O;Neil



  13. Job
    3:22 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Wages



  14. Canadian Mountme
    3:23 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Server Crash
    Server Issues
    Server Upgrade
    Anorexic Tested



  15. btowncatfan
    3:27 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    night golf



  16. Hal
    3:28 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    big black member
    upper decker
    colombian big man
    i prefer dong
    dan shaughnessy
    night golf



  17. btowncatfan
    3:28 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    gas station hot dogs



  18. Shawon
    3:32 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Good post Drew.

    I agree with #1. And in all seriousness.



  19. Will
    3:36 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Kate on State



  20. Jdneedstoknow
    3:36 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Bryan the Intern



  21. Sheriff Buford T. Justice
    3:45 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Jump the shark
    Iran
    France
    Joe Biden



  22. HamnEggs
    3:54 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Water sports
    Cleveland Steamer
    2girls1cup
    Pole sitter



  23. gossie21
    3:56 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Bobby Petrino
    Rajon Rondo
    Maria Sotomayor
    bewt
    Wloy
    wrong on purpose
    bum bum bum



  24. Sweat Jock
    3:58 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    the Konner Tucker Band



  25. Chub
    4:09 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    old man dong



  26. Blue Jesus
    4:13 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Samantha Ryan



  27. BlueTexan
    4:14 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Barnfart
    Pitino
    QuickRick
    Joker
    All Bowl games
    Daniel Orton
    Duke
    Laettner
    The Rat
    Bobby Knight
    The General



  28. btowncatfan
    4:15 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    site redesign



  29. the ghost of Bill Hicks
    4:18 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Mystery PG
    JUCO
    Dom Pappa



  30. Rockfield, KY
    4:19 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    raise
    #rise
    15 seconds
    K.C. Ross-Miller
    Michael Avery
    Dakotah Euton
    Vinny Zollo
    Bill Parcells
    ____ is looking at horse farms in Lexington
    Samantha Ryan
    Listen to me
    a whole lot
    ______ is a joke
    anything ending with the played out joke “…in 3, 2, 1”



  31. Joe
    4:21 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Kate Upton
    Wet t-shirt
    Cat daddy



  32. STEVE!
    4:23 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Point Blank Period



  33. Jaleel White
    4:26 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    CBS



  34. Coolioo
    4:30 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    A phrase “looks great in summer workouts”



  35. Sleeveless Vest
    4:33 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Sleeveless Vest



  36. T-Swizzle
    4:41 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    What’s wrong with Taylor Swift?



  37. Jones Returns
    4:48 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Wonderful Whites of West Virginia



  38. Jones Returns
    4:48 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Taco Bell



  39. Section 133
    4:49 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Escape Goat



  40. Jones Returns
    4:50 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Michael Porter



  41. Jones Returns
    4:50 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    World Wide Wes



  42. Jones Returns
    4:52 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Music City Bowl



  43. Jones Returns
    4:52 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Outback Bowl



  44. TampaCat
    4:53 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    NCAA Champions!
    Flat Top Fella
    Repeat!



  45. Banned from UK
    4:54 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Brian Poe – takes one to know one
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51BBU6q59UQ



  46. HumanKevinJones
    5:10 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Porcini’s and 15 seconds. I love a good joke as much as anybody else but both of those have been ground into microscopic powder.



  47. bluefan
    6:11 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Disagree #46. Some things are funny forever. The fact that that jackass admitted to 15 seconds is still hilarious.



  48. Linda Taylor
    6:14 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Time Warner



  49. CATfish
    8:51 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve been thinking about you, a lot. A whole lot…



  50. So True
    9:46 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Sexy panties



  51. eshimuEvans'2ndGradTeaher
    9:59 pm August 20, 2012 Permalink

    Hairline
    James Franklin
    Homeless people
    UK football



  52. Brian Long
    2:07 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    You should get bonus points “If you appreciate it” like I do my opportunity at UK.



  53. Brian Long
    2:09 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Granny panties



  54. Rock Paper Scissors
    2:14 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I would say Dynamite but it would destroy the entire post and we aren’t playing the game.



  55. Matt from Hodgenville
    5:24 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Great hair



  56. dukesuX
    9:06 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Mitch Etchasketchney (i.e., reTHUGlican potus hopeful) is a TOTAL c0ck-sucking, mother-fvcking a$$hole, as of course are ALL reTHUGlicans!!!!!



  57. snake02
    10:13 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt Jones
    tool
    white trash



  58. UK_JB
    3:28 pm August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Sue Wylie