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One Man Stands in the Way of Perfection

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As you likely are aware, the New England Patriots (officially the least favorite team of Kentucky Sports Radio) are one game away from becoming only the second team in NFL history to finish the regular season undefeated. This Saturday night they go to New York to play the Football Giants in one of the biggest regular season games in years. Standing in the way of perfection is one man….a large man….a rotund man….a Round Mound of Touchdown if you will. Yes thats correct, Jared Lorenzen may be the one man with the best chance to stop New England’s run at history. Because the Giants have clinched a playoff berth and cannot improve their seed, it is likely that the Throwboy will see a lot of action as the Roger Clinton of the NFL, Eli Manning, gets his rest for the playoffs. That means on this world stage, with everyone focused in and Bryant Gumbel giving us his smooth vocal maneuvers, J-Load will be representing all that is good in the world as he tries to stop the Patriots train. Let me be clear….I want the Patriots to lose….and the thought of the Battleship Lorenzen being the one to take them down….well it doesnt get much better. Tip your glasses ladies and gents….its time for Jared to do his thing.

Article written by Matt Jones