Oh, so this is a joke? It doesn’t matter…

I don’t care that this commercial was done for humor.  The damage has been done.  The wind blowing Arroyo’s Fabio-like golden locks was all I needed to see.

I loathe the Reds. Further, I loathe Bronson Arroyo. Even further, I loathe the fact that the Reds’ lame announcers mention his “singing career” every time he pitches. Did you know he once sang with Bernie Williams!?!?!?

Luckily, in this commercial, “they’re together again.”