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Oh Bother

Last night, I made a couple of observations:
1. Patrick Sparks is not the only person that has lost faith in his shot. I’m pretty sure every other player avoided him on the wing in the same manner as if he’d just got back from poultry farming inThailand. I’m fairly certian he would head back to Central City if he wasn’t so certain he’d also miss his exits on the WK Parkway.
2. Shag is just as bad as Woo, but taller. Put him in coach- I’ll keep watching no matter how bad it gets.
3. Joe Crawford has TOO much confidence. He was not the hot hand last night but you would never know it by the way he jacked up shots down the stretch. If you’re ever at a bar where he is present, do not waste your money on sending a tray of drinks to any lovely young ladies also present. Mr. Crawford we’ll intercept them, down them, and then argue with Rondo as to why no one got laid.
4. Bill Keightley may be dead. I know he is still at every game but I haven’t seen him move this season. If he is still alive, he should be fired. He just doesn’t bring his A game every night.
5. Last nights performance by Randolph has me concerned he may test the pro waters again. Not in basketball though. I heard he drove home to Wildcat Lodge from Rupp in eleven minutes and has expressed interest in joining the IRL.
6. I really wanted to see Glory Road this week but now I’m not sure. There is no way I can handle 3 straight losses by UK in the same 7 day stretch.

Article written by Turkey Hunter