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Now On Sale In Somalia!

(via Card Chronicle)

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

47 Comments for Now On Sale In Somalia!



  1. pat
    2:03 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    first



  2. Hahahahahah
    2:06 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahaha like that will ever happen!



  3. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    2:06 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Bwahahahaha Nike actually had the nerve to print these?! I would buy one in a heartbeat. I would love to taunt my UofL co-workers with that.



  4. Cardhater
    2:06 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Hello. 1986 your life is calling. And in related news Michael J Fox’s new movie Back To The Future makes it’s debut in theaters this weekend.



  5. Poopface
    2:06 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    If I wanted to read so may posts about UofL, I would just go to Card Chronicle.



  6. Jorts4life
    2:08 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    I think you mean now being given away in Somalia.



  7. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    2:08 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    5 – Your comment is reflective of your name.



  8. FlatTopFeller
    2:10 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Now I feel even worse for the kids in the “developing countries”



  9. FlatTopFeller
    2:11 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    5 – luckily for you this had pictures so you didn’t have to read much…I’m sure reading is a challenge for you.



  10. manbearpig
    2:11 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    to bad these are photoshopped, but still doesnt take away the humor.



  11. Shawon
    2:13 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    You know some Kansas National Championship stuff was generated…I wouldn’t mind having a bit of it. It might either be worth something someday or just kind of cool to have.



  12. MambaExpress
    2:14 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Haha



  13. Jimmy
    2:15 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    It…It’s like a unicorn.



  14. Jerry
    2:16 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Not possible Louisville is not a Nike school



  15. bluefan
    2:16 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Seriously laughed out loud! For a while. Awesome post, Drew.



  16. I think not...
    2:16 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink


  17. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    2:18 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Pitino will use this as a recruting ploy. Now, he will be able to easily recruit his next Gorgui Dieng from sub-Saharan Africa…



  18. Boo WHoo Hoosier
    2:19 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cards would have Adidas appearel, nice try though.



  19. Loosier
    2:20 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    19 hey dummy, other brands can make school clothing, it doesn’t have to be the brand the school has a contract with. Are you seriously saying only Adidas makes UofL gear? Have you not seen any other brands?



  20. Fubar
    2:25 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    It doesn’t matter that U of L isn’t a Nike school. Check out this awesome 2012 National Champion Kentucky gear made by Adidas (courtesy of Macy’s.) http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/adidas-ncaa-t-shirt-kentucky-wildcats-aftershock-national-champions-tee?ID=684852&CategoryID=48050&LinkType=PDPZ1



  21. FredaFelcher
    2:26 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Adidas >>>>>> Nike



  22. WINNIN9
    2:28 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Nike made all official Final Four and Championship gear. Some of my UL friends have the Louisville “Big Easy Ballers” shirt that is made by Nike. They also sold them with Kansas and Baylor which are Adidas schools, as well.



  23. Rise
    2:32 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    I can probably get one of those UL shirts quicker than fan outfitters will send me my UK shirt. #StillPissed



  24. Bogooba from Kenya
    2:34 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    I’ll stick with my loin cloth. Wouldn’t be caught dead in that.



  25. Me
    2:42 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Don’t laugh… in 100 years, someone will find these pics still floating around the interwebs and uofl fans will petition the ncaa for a Championship banner to hang.

    They are dumb like that…



  26. Gorgui Dieng
    2:42 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    I hope my family gets some of these. They won’t know any better, I didn’t have the heart to tell them we lost.



  27. BradyK
    2:54 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Somalia, huh? That’s probably the same place that they’ll get their next big man.



  28. Blue_Cat75
    2:59 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Every Final Four team has apparel made as champions.



  29. BlueFins
    3:12 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Chane was right about one thing, once we got to the Final 4, it was a piece of cake to win. Damn, that was some mighty fine cake! To bad you couldn’t have any.



  30. SKeller03
    3:13 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    I want one of these.



  31. SW52
    3:14 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    29 is correct…this is standard as these need to be made ahead of time. This has been going on for years…same with the SuperBowl, etc…and yes, they do end up in third world countries as freebies.



  32. 13th. Grade
    3:21 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    All they have to do is stitch “except UK, KU & OSU” on that hat and it is suitble for selling.



  33. MemphisCat
    3:22 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    I heard a homeless man in New Orleans, refused to take one of these shirts. He said he didn’t have to take a crap anytime soon.



  34. Duh!
    3:30 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    29 and 32 we already know this. Doesn’t mean it isn’t fun to laugh at them. I have Loserville “friends” on Fb who posted pics of UK championship gear last year after we lost to UConn and made fun of us, saying the poor kids in Africa would be wearing them. So let them suck down their own medicine and stop trying to pee on our fun.



  35. Terry
    3:31 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Now this is really funny!! Now if all in Africa can play like Dieng…..UoL will be champ material…if they sit Siva out. Thanks to Siva UK had them for lunch.



  36. big tim
    3:34 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    why not give it to somebody that need cloths



  37. UKsucks
    3:44 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Vac8



  38. Boo Whoo Hoosier
    3:46 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Loosier, please shave your line beard….and quit wearing sandals with socks. Thanks. My fault, jeeze. I’m not home all day collecting unemploment in my moms basement looking up everything college basketball.



  39. Loosier
    3:49 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    39 I’m a UK fan so no line beard. You don’t have to look things up on a computer. Ever been to any kind of store that sells UK clothing? If so, ever notice that not all shirts are Nike? Sorry if I was mean, I’m just tired of trolls trying to prove KSR wrong on things when they are in fact, correct…and you sounded like a troll.



  40. deer boss
    4:25 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    I’ll be in that neck of the woods later this year. If I can get my hands on some of the gear….I’ll send it in for you guys.



  41. SagaciousMind
    5:15 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    That is pretty funny, considering Lville will probably never see another championship. Cal>Pitino UK>UL Nike>Adidas



  42. jimmer
    7:01 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    they’re just ugly



  43. G
    7:54 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    Just change those to 2013 and they will be right



  44. Delusionisbad
    8:43 pm April 26, 2012 Permalink

    44 yeah you’re right…they will be right for Somalia again.



  45. Jimi,Garden of Eden
    9:37 am April 27, 2012 Permalink

    These shirts are GREAT! Not only will they help clothe third world children, they are perfect for wrapping one’s freshly caught fish, buffing wax from a newly waxed vehicle,excellent April Fools gift and a handy substitute for toilet paper… The use of these shirts are only limited by one’s imagination…Get Them while they’re available,supplies are limited…



  46. 502Cat
    12:20 pm April 27, 2012 Permalink

    Now that’s funny right there!