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No Doug Shows!!!!

Tennessee and Alabama just took the floor with Doug Shows dressed in stripes to call the game.  That means Kentucky will dodge the Doug Shows bullet for at least today.

Best news all week?

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

42 Comments for No Doug Shows!!!!



  1. Jpo
    3:36 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    That’s good for about a 10 point swing to our favor in the spread



  2. bdowne
    3:37 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    YES!!!!!!



  3. bdowne
    3:37 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Will Vegas change the spread?



  4. RealCatsFan
    3:38 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    So who gets the shows end of the stick with ‘Bama versus Tenn? I predict ‘Bama will get the Shows Shaft, since he was so nice to the dirty snitches the last time the Cats played them.



  5. Biglaw Dawgin'
    3:40 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Huge. 3 – haha, just went to -8.



  6. Scott in Nashville
    3:40 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    I had no interest in watching the UT/Bama game until I read this news. Going to watch now to see what ridiculous calls Shows will make. Something to be said for consistency. GO CATS!!



  7. Doug Shows
    3:42 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    I’m the greatest ref of all time, no one even compares to me. I call the most fair games of any ref in the land, as i am completely unbiased. UK it is unfortunate that my greatness could not be bestowed up on you this game. I am the GOAT, i also like to suck ass but that is a different story for another day



  8. Doug Shows
    3:44 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    I also worked really hard on my biceps this morning. All hail in glory at the vision of my “guns” as they ripple while I call another technical foul.



  9. Doug Shows
    3:47 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Oh and i have a secret to tell you about my technicals (i only call them on UK) this is because they complain about the great calls i make, it is just blasphomey to complain about my reffing ability



  10. Tony Greene
    3:47 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Doug Shows has trained me well. I only learn from the best. See you at 7…



  11. Doug Shows
    3:50 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Why thank you Tony, now dont forget to use your authority and T up the cats atleast 5 times, i mean thats what i do and i am the GOAT as mentioned before



  12. Question
    3:52 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Hey guys, random question. Assuming we win tonight I’m heading to Nashville tomorrow to buy 2 tickets from scalpers. Anybody have any advice on this? I’ve never bought from scalpers before so I don’t know what a decent price would be or what to expect. I’ve heard not to let them know you’re a uk fan.



  13. lauren
    3:53 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    What channel is the game on tonight?



  14. Rae
    3:58 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    12. I’d say wear Ole Miss or Missouri colors. Maybe a black sweatshirt that you take off the second you get the tickets, revealing your blue underneath.



  15. Doug Shows
    4:00 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Also, my mommy never taught me my right from my left. That is why I always manage to screw up the possession arrow on tie ups.



  16. Kevin C.
    4:00 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Good news…. no Shows is definitely a plus for UK. Unfortunately, our biggest nemesis all season has been “no-shows”, in the form of AP, RH, and KW.



  17. BlueRedNeck
    4:04 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    13, WAVE 3 says on their website that they will be carrying the UK game.



  18. Dougie No Shows
    4:04 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    I am a frustrated fat troll.
    Your team will P A Y!



  19. Bluebloodtoo
    4:04 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    #16 – HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Funniest thing I have read in the comments in 6 months!!!!!!



  20. lauren
    4:06 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Thank you #17!!



  21. Roland
    4:11 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    source says, these guys officiating:

    Lenny Wertz
    Bennett Salvatore
    Karl Hess



  22. Tennessee Wildcats
    4:18 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Oh no, not blind Karl Hess!, lol.



  23. cdc_uky
    4:20 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    12. Not a joke on the different color shirt thing. You will pay more if you are a UK fan. Nashville knows we travel and pay good money to see our Cats!



  24. RealCatsFan
    4:22 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Anyone have a link to a feed for the UT / Bama game?



  25. Han
    4:22 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    And the peasants rejoice!

    10) Probably get Teddy TV Valentine, too.

    13) WKYT/Local CBS will be carrying it in Central Kentucky.

    21) I thought Hess was at one of the other tourneys.



  26. rich
    4:27 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Doug shows is the new Don Rutledge.
    If you remember. The eighties and early nineties you will
    Knoe what i am saying



  27. RealCatsFan
    4:29 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Question: so Vandy normally plays in the opera house otherwise known as Memorial Coliseum. What is the Bridgestone Arena used for normally? They don’t have an NBA team in Nashville. Curious.



  28. Han
    4:30 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Ha ha. Big 10 announcer just said near the end of the Wisconsin game, “Toughness isn’t post-game handshake yelling at a guy.”



  29. Han
    4:30 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    27) Nashville Predators hockey, I think.



  30. B
    4:31 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Come 7:30 it’s clobberin’ time! Cats by 9.



  31. RealCatsFan
    4:31 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    27, they must have an impressive following for hockey in Music City! The place holds over 19K.



  32. Roland
    4:33 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    25, I am clueless on the officiating. Just reporting sources.



  33. RealCatsFan
    4:33 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    28, toughness isn’t flopping, faking nut shots, and faking elbows to the head to try to draw flagrant fouls either. Even Duke doesn’t stoop to those douchebag tactics.



  34. Roland
    4:39 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    If your Media at the tournament, YOU should have a clue on the officiating for a game.



  35. Viren
    4:42 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    I hate Dough Shows.



  36. jay Davis
    5:21 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    I will call the whole tournament and throw everyone from Marshall and Warren County out of the gym!



  37. Question
    5:32 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Sorry to ask another question but how much would u guys say 2 scalped tickets would be for tomorrow if UK wins??



  38. Question
    5:35 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    Also I realize it will vary by seat but what’s the most u would pay



  39. gocatswin9
    5:50 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    37 – I paid 240 for a pair in Nashville for the Championship game 3 years ago (about 15 minutes before tipoff)… club level behind the basket. Depends on where you want to sit



  40. gocatswin9
    5:53 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    …probably 100-150 each for decent seats.



  41. Doug Shows
    7:04 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!



  42. Bamacat55
    7:35 pm March 15, 2013 Permalink

    It would be interesting to see how many underdogs win the games that he calls and start an investigatio of his gambling habits.