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New info revealed on Pearl suspension

As Tennessee nears its home and season finale this Sunday against Kentucky, new details have emerged regarding the subject of meetings between Vol head coach Bruce Pearl and the NCAA during and since his violation-induced suspension earlier this season. The SEC suspended Pearl for the first eight games of the conference slate, and he still awaits official punishment from the sport’s governing body. However, the newly discovered interviews shed light on an entirely new layer of the saga.

The interviews seem to indicate that Pearl was an active lobbyist over the duration of his suspension, constantly communicating his desire to have personal input on the level of punishment he would receive. According to an NCAA official who spoke to KSR on the condition of anonymity, Pearl asked the NCAA to “…just fire me. Please. I don’t even know if you can do that, but do it anyway. Just don’t make me coach those guys anymore. They suck.” Given the unorthodox nature of a coach asking the NCAA to step outside its usual punishment procedure and terminate him immediately, compliance officers from the head offices of college athletics began meeting with Coach Pearl to discuss the reasoning behind wanting to be, what the coach termed, “put out of my misery.”

Pearl was more than willing to open up about his desire to leave the school that he has led since 2005, and most of the disconnect centered around the players on this year’s Tennessee roster. The NCAA official said that Pearl expressed a personal distaste for almost every player on the team, with his son, Steven, not escaping the coach’s ire. “The worst,” was how Pearl described his oldest known legitimate male offspring, and it seems to be the younger Pearl’s devotion to off-the-court activities that had his father upset.

The coach lamented his son’s only being photographed once in an act of public indecency, stating his disappointment that Steven had not put the necessary amount of time into what the NCAA called “the pursuit of potential ex-wives.” The officials pressed Pearl on the fact that his son had, indeed, “gotten a lapdance from that one decent looking chick,” but Pearl quickly countered that he had “already hit that” himself and that the skank in question “told me she loved me, but you don’t see me bragging about it. I’m out pounding the pavement looking for her mom.” Pearl bristled when reminded that he would have to see his son at home anyway, but added that he would insist Steven be retained by the school and stress that he be “allowed to stay as long as he wants.”

The antics of several other Vol players contributed to Pearl’s request that the NCAA remove him from his job. Renaldo Woolridge, known to almost no one by his rap name, ‘Swiperboy,’ was named specifically as one of the most frustrating Vols. Despite the player’s own suspension, stemming from being allowed to use a local bar to film what he should have known would be a failed rap video, Pearl said that Woolridge’s negative effect on the team has not subsided. Instead, the coach described, the young rapper still comes to practice and “just stands on the sidelines, rhyming words and waving his hands around,” adding that the completely talentless guard is “as bad as you would expect.”

Pearl noted that he’s tried to have Woolridge removed from team facilities, but most of the players actually like his performances, as tracks such as “Coulda Been a D-League Baller” have resonated with a team full of players that share similar aspirations of basketball greatness. Leading scorer Scotty Hopson isn’t a fan of the musical stylings, though, and said as much when asked about the content of Pearl’s interviews. “Yeah I’m not really feeling the whole ‘D-League’ thing. I have my sights set higher. I’ll be playing in The League. The French Third Division League. You know, real professional stuff.”

Still, Hopson’s starry ambitions didn’t keep him off of Pearl’s list of complaints. “That f—— flat-top. I mean Yahweh help me that thing is ridiculous.” The me-first nature of Hopson’s questionable hair choice appears to be the driving force behind Pearl’s disdain for the style and player. “Making yourself look stupid just to get some attention is not a good idea. And this is coming from someone who once took his shirt off and painted his chest orange on national television.” A photo of Pearl in the body paint, moobs mercifully redacted, was included with the NCAA documents.

Even players who chose a more selfless approach contributed to Pearl’s desire to leave. Center Brian Williams’ inability to control his weight was particularly troubling to his coach, although Williams insists that the weight gain was a result of honoring a commitment to a departed teammate. “When Tyler Smith decided to hold the gun, and all the weed, and my hand, he told me that he was going down but he wanted me to make something of myself, so I did.” Williams continued, “I made myself really, really fat.” Although the senior big man accepted Pearl’s request that he wear a proper support garment under his jersey in order to corral his heft, apparently it didn’t serve to alleviate the problems. Pearl added that now, when Williams takes his jersey off in the locker room, “it’s like staring at the sun. But without the benefit of eventual blindness.”

Pearl’s anger over having such insufferable chumps as players wasn’t the only striking information to come out of the interviews, however. It seems that even the offense for which Pearl is awaiting punishment was a part of the plan to escape his life sentence as Tennessee’s coach. “I set myself up,” Pearl admitted, saying that he organized the barbecue in question knowing that it was a clear violation. He had hoped the NCAA would levy its punishment sooner, though, and questioned the governing body’s performance in the matter. He openly wondered “how it took like six months for them to get me. I had recruits over to my house, took pictures, had someone post them on Facebook and then just flat-out lied about it. Of course I was trying to get myself fired. I’m sleazy, and borderline creepy, but not stupid.”

It’s unclear how these new releases will affect the case moving forward, but for now, Pearl can only await his fate at the hands of the NCAA. He reiterated his desire for a proper resolution to the matter in a statement released concerning the interviews. “I said when this news first surfaced that the University of Tennessee and I are committed to compliance and discipline. That commitment has not wavered, and I will continue to encourage the powers that be to levy the strictest of punishments on me. Seriously guys. Just do it already. I don’t want to go back.”

Article written by Hunter Campbell

I used to write here.

117 Comments for New info revealed on Pearl suspension

  1. Rocket 20
    8:21 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink


  2. ???
    8:27 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    fail…don’t have a problem with joke threads on ksr but when you start reading it not knowing it is fake is lame…

  3. Flaget55
    8:27 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Somebody is going to read this and actually believe it. I’d prefer this site to report only factual articles, so I wouldn’t waste my time.

  4. tim
    8:28 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    2) agreed. this one is a little bit too low.

  5. Ric Flair
    8:30 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Amateur move, need a disclaimer.

  6. Raazoul
    8:30 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Agree! Would be a pretty funny post, except I read the first paragraph or two before realizing I’m wasting time…. Swing and a miss dude

  7. thisnicknamestinks!
    8:31 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Jumping the shark…

  8. Jaaaaayyyy
    8:36 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I never read much of these joke posts or BTI posts. I love KSR and the humor injected in the factual reporting, especially Beisner. It’s the restrained wit that makes it awesome. The over-the-top goofiness, including Tomlin (Hello Friends, blah blah blah) I vote thumbs down. The OCD BTI posts are exasperating to scroll over , much less actually read.

  9. The Real Hambone
    8:38 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink


  10. dgtuk
    8:39 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Most of the stuff on this site is great….this one was a little over the top….and I hate Bruce Pearl……

  11. andrew
    8:41 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    enough already!! UK has enough trouble on the road without KSR getting UT fired up more than they already will be.

  12. Geoff
    8:41 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Yeah, I have to follow the general consensus and say that this was in very poor taste. Attempt to be (THE) Drew Franklin failed big time. Wittiness has its boundaries, and making this seem like an actual statement lead to an immediate fail. Not one single part was even chuckle-inducing. I hate Tennessee as much as the next guy, but wow you missed the mark (the whole target for that matter).

  13. atlantacat
    8:41 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Bordering on libel?

  14. DUKEbacktobackChamps
    8:41 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Why Bash Pearl? Cal has not worked an honest day in years. Before WWW was put on the payroll, Cal owned the NIT.

  15. The One and Only Hambone
    8:49 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Yea, at first I thought it was real. Not cool.

  16. BPsycho
    8:53 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Ladies and Gentlemen: Hunter Campbell

    Your BEST post yet I would have to say. Absolutely amazing. Break out post.

  17. Jacocat
    8:54 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Dukie- dont you get it -the comments are not part of the joke.

  18. therealrickyp
    8:58 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    that one sukked

  19. DCCat15
    9:06 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I think this post is great!

  20. B
    9:07 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Over the top

  21. Bringhimback
    9:07 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Bring Matt back. I miss all the insider info he brought to this site.

  22. Scrilla
    9:08 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This is embarrassing, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

  23. SlangInMyShortJeans
    9:09 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Some of this Pearl bashing is beyond low… almost troll worthy. Making fun of weight issues… I honestly don’t even see the humor here. What kind of person, other than BTI, laughs “directly” at someone else’ expense like this? This site is about bringing news in a ridiculous manner, I get it. It’s funny most of the time. But sometimes I feel the line is crossed. I hope that in a time of personal embarrassment, mercy is shown for some of you.

    So, call me “weak” and a “sissy” and all those generic adolescent insults. I doubt half of you who do could even say it to my face. Just remember, we don’t know what the future holds. We’ve held our head in shame as Kentucky fans before, just as Tennessee fans do now. Show some integrity.

  24. Real Cats Fan
    9:10 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Way to give the Vols some locker room material, guys. If the Vols come out and jump all over the Cats, whomever is responsible for this article should take some of the blame.

  25. deer boss
    9:10 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Very good deadpan…..the picture sets it off. Good job.

  26. blitzedanddazed
    9:10 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Bruce Pearl is a whiner and a snitch. The man would sellout his mother for a freaking nickle.

  27. deer boss
    9:14 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    If UT players are reading KSR on a friday night…..well then they are truely lame, wait i take that back: If UT players aren’t living up to their rap sheet on a friday night, you get the picture.

    In all seriousness…they are going to be amped up to play regardless of what is put on this site….senior day; alan houston jersey day; 15 percent of trailer lot week; etc. We’ll need to play really well to beat them.

  28. Ladders
    9:15 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

  29. The Fake Fake Gimel Martinez
    9:16 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    You people are incredibly stupid. This is Tennessee Hate Day and the story is about Bruce Pearl asking the NCAA to fire him and then ripping on his own players. Something that’s libel needs to not be an obvious joke. Anyone with half a brain and who can read past the first sentence will recognize that this is satire. I think you need to shoot toward the lowest common denominator in the future to avoid a mutiny of idiots.

  30. MrSleecat
    9:16 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Why do I feel like you guys are gonna be apologizing by Saturday for this stupid post?

  31. GDOK
    9:17 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Now when i read a post on KSR, I have to question if it’s gonna be worthwhile or just a load of factitious crap lacking humor or wit! Give us news or just don’t post….. Please!!!!!

  32. KSR Spy
    9:19 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    1) It’s Tennessee Hate Day. If you actually though ANY POST RELATED TO TENNESSEE WHATSOEVER that was posted today would be factual…you’re a moron OR it’s your first day on the site.

    2) Anyone who thinks this is “locker room material” is a total twit. Outside of Kentucky Fans…nobody cares about KSR. (Except pathetic Louisville fans…and Macon, but he’s cool)

    3) If this type of writing offends you…then I hear the weather is nice over at TBK or CatsPause. So feel free to migrate.

    4) I hate Tennessee.

  33. saveUofL
    9:19 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Is it me or does the cartoon version of John Wall in the Rebook comercial look an awful lot like Payton Siva? Oh and welcom aboard the troll train ‘DUKEbacktobackChamps’, it’s nice to have a place to hang out on a Friday night and not have to worry about being intimadated by attractive women isn’t it…

  34. saveUofL
    9:23 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    21 Matt…insider info… HAhahaha…HAhahaha

  35. ksr2
    9:27 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Have to agree with the majority on this one. I thought it was real for the first paragraph or two. Have to be careful with stuff like this

  36. TheGuyPitinoForgotToPayToGetFreshFishAtPorchinis
    9:34 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    All Hunter did here was to label himself as not credible.

    There were a few laughs, but now when people see his name attached to a post it won’t be taken seriously.

    I hope this was part of his plan. If not, the price of a laugh just went up.

  37. JP15
    9:35 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    No offense, but are the Vols relevant enough to actually have a Hate Tennessee Day?

  38. macon_volfan
    9:35 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #32-2 things wrong about your post:
    1) you might be surprised who reads KSR
    2) I’m not cool. 🙂

  39. Carl
    9:40 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    As much as I hate Tennessee, the UT hate day seems it’s gone just a lil too far…

  40. J
    9:41 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Would you all please stop writing all this classless stuff. You don’t need to do it and it just sounds trashy. This site can and has been so much better than this…

  41. BPsycho
    9:42 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    “NCAA official who spoke to KSR on the condition of anonymity”

    If you made it past that and continued to believe this was real…… Your IQ is below 118.

  42. BigTimeCatFan
    9:42 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Wow. What a total waste of time.

  43. tdogg4033011
    9:45 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    39) how can you go ” to far ” on UT hate day?? not possible in my books. Like
    they say ” you’ve made ya bed, now you have to lay in it”. Ole’ Pearl should’ve
    thought about what he did or none of this would be happening.


  44. Googlenerd
    9:47 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I agree with ridiculous…ludicrous? Too much KSR…

  45. Aaron
    9:50 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Pretty garbage post. As others have said, you pass it off as new stuff without giving a disclaimer. Plus, you made fun of a player for being fat, who hasn’t really done anything to UK. A little much.

  46. Megan
    9:51 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    41) 118 is above average. Make it 80.

  47. blue_kentucky_boy
    9:52 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I laughed out loud several times. It’s sad how seriously people take these posts. Read the tag at the top of the website people!

  48. KSR Spy
    9:52 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    38 – Macon…you are one of about…2 Tennessee fans I can stand. That makes you cool in my book haha.

  49. lumberjackcat
    9:59 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    It looks like the westboro baptist weirdo’s will be in owensoboro protesting tomorrow.

  50. Nurd83
    10:04 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I agree with #2 and #3. This site became great because of its reporting. Now, its trying to be like “The Onion.” Does someone need a kick in the ass to start actually reporting again?

  51. doc_mike
    10:05 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Agree with some above – this one went a little over the top for me.

  52. WhiskerBiscuit
    10:05 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Wow, and to think I thought this site was going places. I remember when national media used to quote this site! Good luck with that happening anytime spoons. I’m all for humor with facts but this stuff is a bit ridiculous. I used to tell everyone who would listen to go to KSR if they wanted to up to date good info on the cats. I haven’t done that in months. That saddens me.

  53. mike
    10:05 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Complete waste of everyones time.

  54. kyeric
    10:06 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    There is a clear difference between witty comedy writing and just insensitive insults. Apparently, Hunter doesn’t get it. Sorry, but this crap just is not funny.

  55. WhiskerBiscuit
    10:06 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Wow, and to think I thought this site was going places. I remember when national media used to quote this site! Good luck with that happening anytime soon. I’m all for humor with facts but this stuff is a bit ridiculous. I used to tell everyone who would listen, to go to KSR if they wanted up to date good info on the cats. I haven’t done that in months. That saddens me.

  56. Big Blue Barber
    10:10 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Low low low…they could legitimately call us low down dirty snitches thanks to this article. You’ve lost credibility….if you actually had any. This is not cool and NOT funny.

  57. Fake Joe B
    10:12 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This needs to be taken down. KSR is too good for this. I hope this doesn’t end up on the locker room wall Sunday. Epic Fail KSR

  58. Big Blue Barber
    10:15 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This means they can legitmately call us low down dirty snitches. Seriously, you really made some low low blows in a very PERSONAL way to the folks you were writing about. IT’s over the top. Not funny, not cool. Bad story….classless post.

  59. TURKISH_prison_blues
    10:23 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink


  60. Charlie Cox
    10:30 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This is my first post but could not let this one go. I go to KSR several times a day to get my UK fix and refer it to my friends but since Matt has turned it over to this Thomas guy the site has went to hell. Came on here tonight to find out about the UK -LSU womens basketball game and find this post which is the worst post I have ever read. I know losing me as a reader sure will not hurt this site but I will not be back. It seems your writers think us readers are stupid and enjoy this style of reporting. Not me. If I wanted this type of reporting I would read the National Enquirer or whatever those sleazy mags are called.I am finished with KSR…

  61. Coolio
    10:30 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Not cool with the crap about this son. Actually the whole thing is a little too out there and makes the author look sort of unbalanced.

  62. hoss cat
    10:33 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink



    stop with the freakin fiction articles; no one here wants to read that sh_T!. If we wanted to read fictional stories we’d go the library or pick up a dang comet book. Please leave the site if this is going to be your contribution.

  63. bigal
    10:34 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Come on people, get over yourselves. Its a joke. You are on the computer way too much. Just take it for what its worth and have a laugh.

  64. Fake Joe B
    10:37 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    RE #63: Why laugh at something that isn’t funny?

  65. macon_volfan
    10:38 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    read it, don’t think it’s too bad, actually. And Brian Williams has lost 100+ lbs since coming to UT. He’s one of the most improved FR-SR players I’ve ever seen at UT. He was just big and awful his freshman year, and he’s worked hard to get lighter and and actually contributes. Funny guy too.

  66. B
    10:39 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I concur with 64. We understand its SUPPOSE to be a joke, but its NOT funny.

  67. UKBIgDaddy
    10:39 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink


  68. hoss cat
    10:39 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    I for one want pearle in the sec. He’s a damn good coach and even though i love Cal more than any other coach, but pearle would kill him if the competition was the same. i cant stand how some of our ignorant a_s fans put down people; and all but d_mn them to hell. i bet they wouldn’t be saying the same thing if it was cal, they’d support him until the end. People who wat to benefit on someone elses misery make me wanna puke on them and break their effin nose.

  69. macon_volfan
    10:43 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #68 I will say that from DAY 1 on the job, Pearl has always made UK the model for what UT wanted to do. He understands and respects the tradition of UK–doesn’t like Cal too much, but really respects the UK program and history.

  70. bluehairukfan
    10:44 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    this is SNL stuff. we know how that is intended. this is classless.. a disclaimer somewhere in there would have made it more tolerable. KSR is my favorite UK website, but not for long if it continues in this vein. all the effort that was put into this could have been better spent doing some good wildcat reporting. I am all for the I hate Tenn day but this is over the top.

  71. Gavin S.
    10:49 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Nope. Better luck next time Hunter.

  72. d1ja
    10:51 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    62. comet book ? that alone made his Hunter post worthwhile.

  73. Computer Blue
    11:05 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Some journalistic hack will find this and quote it as fact. Tipton would if he read this site.

  74. BPsycho
    11:10 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #72 He digs comet books. dey be sum phine redin

  75. kyeric
    11:12 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    You lost me as a reader, KSR. Ha! Now that was a joke.

  76. crawford01
    11:13 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Can you quote someone if they didn’t say it? Seems like your setting yourself up. Go Cats!

  77. Lando Griffin
    11:22 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Yep, this one sucked!

  78. Marvin b
    11:27 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    #32 KSR spy is a fool. I hope he never runs a business and expects to have customers!! I’d walk out and never come back. This story was borderline perverted. Parts were funny, but very distasteful. Please clean it up a little. Especially the son bashing. Also, like him or not, which I don’t, Scotty Hopson is a Kentucky boy who does a terrible John Wall, and I hope Jorts posterizes him. Go blue on hate Orange day. #32 KSR spy, you need to grow up, I’ll check out the other sites, because I bleed blue, classy blue.

  79. Hard Hittin' CAT
    11:37 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    Brilliant! My favorite of the hate day. Hate hate hate hate hate. Fu(k the puke cream sickle volunqeers.

  80. Blueburg
    11:38 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This is a touch of brilliance!!! What a way to sneak up and create such a moment of sheer UK basketball fan unforgetfulness! Fans of other teams absolutely hate us as true UK fans so why not bask in this opportunity. The fact is I like Bruce Pearl being their coach. I get more excited about this rivalry than any other in the SEC. I work with guys who are my friends who are big ut fans and we rib each other continually. As the quotation marks got more frequent and the remarks grew more ridiculous, I found that I was reading, not the cutting edge, breaking news before espn gotta hold of it, but a frickin’ ksr masterpeice that would seperate the men from the boys. Get some stones. Why are so many of you so afraid to step out of your little espn-wanna be analyst mode. This is a ridiculous blog- that’s why it’s been my favorite for years. Yes It gives great analysis and provides accurate statisitics. But if this blog ever loses it’s edge and ability to teeter on the tight rope, it will deteriorate the fact that I check on this site more than any other.

  81. Marvin B
    11:44 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    This article makes us look like amateurs. I hope players and recruits don’t read this. I prefer having a little class anyway. There’s nothing like beating Bruce Pearl, but this was over the top. KSR spy#32, I don’t get your business senses. Go blue.

  82. KSR Spy
    11:45 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    78 – If you think this site resembles a business is any way, shape, or form…you are completely and utterly retarded.

  83. The Comments
    11:50 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink


  84. The Comments
    11:52 pm March 4, 2011 Permalink

    The commenters fail

  85. Calfan2
    12:23 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    ..didn’t need this.

  86. KevinC
    12:24 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, please come back, and kick all of these amateur bums to the curb. KSR ceases to be relevant, let alone enjoyable, when so much crap is allowed. This isn’t the LHL.

  87. Hicks
    12:28 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Worst post ever….and I don’t like UT!
    Bring Matt Back…please!!!!

  88. Roger
    12:44 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    I am amazed at all the people that are stating that they started reading this without knowing it was fake. People, there have been made up stuff all day on here. Fake letters, fake, facebook pages, etc. Anyone that had been on the site at all today should have known it was made up as soon as they read the title. If you had just logged on for the first time, and didn’t realize it was Tenn. Hate Day, then I can see where the confusion would come in.

  89. RatsSuck
    12:48 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Dukie, youre just upset because coach k just looks the part. PEARL is…A RAT!!!

  90. jlragweed
    1:29 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    88 – Agreed. Its satire folks, relax and enjoy the humor

  91. Ryan
    3:08 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    You just lost me. I got aaron’s links and matt’s stuff on another site. This was bush league and beneath what uk basketball stands for. Disgraceful.

  92. WHO'SBLU4U
    8:49 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Strike 3 KSR YOUUURRRRR OOOOUUUUUTTTT! THis sucks nothing else to write about REALLY!

  93. HackRichards
    9:08 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    ….wondering IF this might rear its ugley head and BITE us on the ASS Sunday……….Kind of like the Mississippi Coach Kennedy blogs about his Cincinnati days…..

  94. HackRichards
    9:10 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    93 Cointinued P.S.

    What I mean is sometimes this site is fuel for motivation for our opponents don’t you think?

  95. bigbluecats350
    9:15 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    you people. who gives a f..k about pearl. everyone outside of uk and even some uk fans hate and dog coach cal 24/7 and the post wasnt hit the ground rolling hilarious but it does bring a smile to ur face. the ones bashing this post are probably the same ones that praised bti’s post. yeah, i would like some real news and that has dwindled down since matt left but if you think about it, most news on here is about recruits and really there is nothing to talk about. honestly. what breaking news are you people waiting to hear about?

    9:26 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Pearl is so determined to stay at ut he would neber even consider,let alone say those words.He knows that ut is as big as it gets for him!!

  97. C'mon Time Warner
    9:44 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Slow news day huh?

    Why can’t he sue for libel?

  98. WhiskerBiscuit
    10:06 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, they’re killing your baby! Save it!

  99. Ace1241934
    10:17 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Love the site, hate Pearl, but this article was terrible and bordering on libel. The site is going from information and analysis with some humor to over the top stupid sophomoric humor. Please go back! Does Matt read and approve this stuff?

  100. TheDude73
    10:36 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    This site just solidified itself as an under 25-year-old trash-talk site. Pathetic. And I was just coming back to enjoy reading some of the post-game and pre-game opinions and facts. But the “not the real Jerry” extremely LONG posts of jibberish, the non-comical crap photo-shops, and other college-level-minded satire, especially this foolishness, gets old, quick. Good luck KSR, you just dropped about 4-5 levels in the world of UK sports commentary. You might be a hit amongst 20-year-olds with bad attitudes, but you will likely lose the more mature readers you’ve somehow managed to hold on to for the past couple of years.

  101. 1FAN
    10:36 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    just sad

  102. Blueburg
    10:51 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    ‘Just read it again, laughed my a$$ off even harder. If someone can’t tell its a joke by the middle of the 2nd paragraph, I don’t know. I think Beisner is doing a fine job. Hunter Campbell was writing stuff on this website long before Matt turned it over. I didn’t get the Bamoni Jones article that was up early yesterday, but I still like him (as much as I can like a Puke lover). But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna try and throw Beisner under the bus. Keep up the good work guys! Some of these people need to get of their high-horse and quit acting like this site is ESPN.

  103. CatSinceBirth
    11:10 am March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Well, looks like this site is going to hell in a hand basket. Will keep an eye out for you Mr. Campbell. I cannot believe I let you waste my time.

  104. urincatland
    12:12 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Shit like this is a joke… Matt, come back before these clowns destroy KSR… Why don’t you guys write more about recruiting or something that really pertains to UK.. I’m more interested in completing the class of 2011 and looking at the possibilities of our 2012 class… Piss on UT AND Bruce Pearl!! Go Big Blue!!

  105. Flaget55
    12:21 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    104, I agree. The attempts at satire on this site are pathetic. Don’t even scan Fake Gimel or the Not Tiption or even Beisner anymore. I look what Mat has and check out Aaron’s blogs. That’s about it. The site is losing it.

  106. encephalo
    1:14 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    pretty clear consensus

  107. Assistant Coach
    1:15 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Weaker than the “Good Mood Food” Arbys commercial.

  108. BZ
    1:32 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Some people do nothing but whine about this site and that is what is pathetic! If you don’t like it, don’t visit the site. I don’t like everything that is posted but I don’t get on the comments thread and bash the post/poster. If you want a different site, go the CatsPause and pay them so you can post on their ABSOLUTELY RETARDED message boards that haven’t had breaking news since 2005. Can’t we all just be happy we have a site like this that is FREE!

  109. ccadd43
    1:38 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    I totally agree with post 100 us mature readers are gone..will leave it for the kids under 20 crowd. Can not believe how fast this site went to hell in a hand basket. This stuff is trash starting with the not Tipton shit and phony photos. They are better UK info sites than this and at one time KSR was my # 1 site. IM gone for good and will spread the word. Hunter you are very immature……..

  110. Fake Matt Jones
    2:24 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Can’t believe this garbage is still up today. It’s good to know that KSR cares what their readers think.

  111. hoss cat
    2:56 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    #72 lol hilarious. i didn’t realize i typed that wrong.

  112. CharlieSheen
    3:31 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    Time to hand the site over to me and get it back to #WINNING! #tigerblood

  113. BPsycho
    4:19 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    All of you complaining please leave and never come back, thanks…. If you’re not smart enough to realize this same stuff has been on here since 05′ you have no clue and need to go to TBK and get dictated post’…

  114. bluecat15
    7:26 pm March 5, 2011 Permalink

    I predicted this would happen 6 weeks ago when matt left. The quality has dropped substantially. But all I heard was “you don’t know what you are talking about.” I told you so!!!!!!!!!

  115. manbearpig
    10:51 am March 6, 2011 Permalink

    What a stupid post, took too long to read, only to figure out the whole damn thing is bogus. What a waste of time..and REALLY dumb.

  116. Kevin
    3:15 pm March 6, 2011 Permalink

    I am a huge UK fan and I HATE Tennesse, BUT this is pretty lame,

  117. tom
    7:27 pm March 6, 2011 Permalink

    Very disconcerting… I have seen this before with many companies or endeavors. The person that starts something really cares and is the driving force behind it. When they move on, the individuals that take over are far less into the mix and are removed from the history of the organization. What made it successful is forgotten as the “new” management takes the entity into whatever direction they think is most appropriate, forgetting about “who brought them to the dance”. It is obvious that the current “manager” of this site is out of Matt’s league in terms of “being connected” and therefore is forced to report on less than factual news or to sink to levels of bottom-of-the-barrel sophomoric humor.